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(Huffington Post)   Strip club stops showing NY Giants games, says they already have enough boobs   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 29
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2013-10-08 09:20:22 AM  
I had no idea there is a Rick's Cabaret Strip Club.

Now I want to go just so I can say "Splay it again, Samantha."
 
2013-10-08 10:51:27 AM  
WINLESS TEAM NOT IN TOPLESS BAR
 
2013-10-08 11:14:15 AM  
Now the Huffington Post is doing PR for strip clubs. Nice.
 
2013-10-08 11:14:53 AM  
i-cdn.phonearena.com
 
2013-10-08 11:29:06 AM  
Somthing about backfield coverage. To early for me to make a joke . Don't ask for your quarterback.
 
2013-10-08 11:29:50 AM  
New York has a football team that is over .500 and a game out of first place.
 
2013-10-08 11:34:31 AM  
Can she lend one of her chesticals? Giants have no d and she has double
 
2013-10-08 12:15:16 PM  
Nobody tell the Ravens.
 
2013-10-08 12:42:45 PM  
i.cdn.turner.com

Hey hey now, let's not go and do something crazy here, OK? I know times are tough and we may need to trade Eli for Peyton Manning, Wes Welker, and JJ Watts, but you can't take Fifty Cent Wings and Dollar Lap Dances away from me! It's the only thing that keeps me from drinking ether on Saturday night!
 
2013-10-08 12:54:43 PM  
Boobjobs are a sad thing to see at a strip club.
 
2013-10-08 01:03:06 PM  
It's no fun being a Giants fan. the other day I was trying to commiserate with others on Reddit and this is the lovely post I get;

"Look dude, I don't give a fark how you try to justify you giving up on this organization. Do I disagree with the decisions we have made? Yes. But that doesn't diminish my fandom. I mostly just want you to shut the hell up, leave, and don't come back when we start winning again. farking fairweather asshole."

What else in life does something fail on you 9 times in a row and you still want to sit there and engage with it, other than sports?

/I'm not watching anymore. I have better things to do with my Sundays. Put away all my Giants gear too. They don't get any more of my devotion or money till they do SOMETHING to improve.
 
2013-10-08 01:19:43 PM  
That repeated thumping you hear is the sound of people jumping off the New York football Giants bandwagon.
 
2013-10-08 01:27:09 PM  
? If I'm at a strip club, they could show A Serbian Film on the TVs and I wouldn't notice. You're in a building full of naked broads and overpaying for your beers. Why would you look at anything except the women?
 
2013-10-08 01:34:35 PM  

saintstryfe: It's no fun being a Giants fan. the other day I was trying to commiserate with others on Reddit and this is the lovely post I get;

"Look dude, I don't give a fark how you try to justify you giving up on this organization. Do I disagree with the decisions we have made? Yes. But that doesn't diminish my fandom. I mostly just want you to shut the hell up, leave, and don't come back when we start winning again. farking fairweather asshole."

What else in life does something fail on you 9 times in a row and you still want to sit there and engage with it, other than sports?

/I'm not watching anymore. I have better things to do with my Sundays. Put away all my Giants gear too. They don't get any more of my devotion or money till they do SOMETHING to improve.


Tom Coughlin is on Reddit??

www.howigit.com

"WTF is this shiat?!?"
 
2013-10-08 01:40:49 PM  
Any power ranking threads in the pipe TFers?
 
2013-10-08 01:42:47 PM  

saintstryfe: It's no fun being a Giants fan. the other day I was trying to commiserate with others on Reddit and this is the lovely post I get;

"Look dude, I don't give a fark how you try to justify you giving up on this organization. Do I disagree with the decisions we have made? Yes. But that doesn't diminish my fandom. I mostly just want you to shut the hell up, leave, and don't come back when we start winning again. farking fairweather asshole."

What else in life does something fail on you 9 times in a row and you still want to sit there and engage with it, other than sports?

/I'm not watching anymore. I have better things to do with my Sundays. Put away all my Giants gear too. They don't get any more of my devotion or money till they do SOMETHING to improve.


Oh fark off. Your team has been good enough to win 2 SBs in recent memory. Play the woe is me, my team sucks and I'm through with this shiat card when your team is as prolonged slumpworthy as the Bills, Jets, Lions or Browns.
 
2013-10-08 01:45:26 PM  

LucklessWonder: Oh fark off. Your team has been good enough to win 2 SBs in recent memory. Play the woe is me, my team sucks and I'm through with this shiat card when your team is as prolonged slumpworthy as the Bills, Jets, Lions or Browns.


I assumed troll, but I nearly bit.
 
2013-10-08 01:46:26 PM  

neuroflare: Any power ranking threads in the pipe TFers?


My normal Tuesday lunch-time reading material isn't here. :(
 
2013-10-08 01:47:31 PM  

Dick Gozinya: That repeated thumping you hear is the sound of people jumping off the New York football Giants bandwagon.


It's not about a bandwagon. I have loved the Giants my whole life. But when any team I follow has a prolonged losing streak this bad, I stop watching. To me it's simple economics: if you don't like the product, don't use it, and they'll be forced to change.

If they change the coaching staff and bring in some players who can actually do the work, I'll be very happy to watch again, even if they lose. The thing that gets me angry is the fact that 6 weeks in not one person has been responsible.

The Giants problems are multiple: One, they focused so hard on Cruz on the off-season that they didn't seem to bother with their aged and broken O-line. Two, they were very thin depth-wise. Three, we're still running the same playbook from 2008 thanks to Killdrive. Four, the whole team has not been on the same page all season. Five, the Defense is working so much they fall apart in the fourth quarter. Six, injuries have simply decimated us.

Now the Giants still have an Elite QB, they still have Tom Coughlin who I think is a fantastic coach and is not the problem, and they still have a lot of good roleplayers. but thats' not going to fix all of those 6.

The season is over. Let's get that stupid little dream of /r/nygiants out of the way - no winning out, no playoffs even. I know the NFC east sucks - that doesn't matter. The Giants suck more and it's not going to get better to the point of even considering playoffs. The goal should be to look at each of those points and work to address them, and then Jerry Reese better have the best draft of his life next season.
 
2013-10-08 01:49:50 PM  

skrame: neuroflare: Any power ranking threads in the pipe TFers?

My normal Tuesday lunch-time reading material isn't here. :(


I'm about to start making a graf if I don't get a graf thread soon.

I will, I swear!
 
2013-10-08 01:52:09 PM  

LucklessWonder: saintstryfe: It's no fun being a Giants fan. the other day I was trying to commiserate with others on Reddit and this is the lovely post I get;

"Look dude, I don't give a fark how you try to justify you giving up on this organization. Do I disagree with the decisions we have made? Yes. But that doesn't diminish my fandom. I mostly just want you to shut the hell up, leave, and don't come back when we start winning again. farking fairweather asshole."

What else in life does something fail on you 9 times in a row and you still want to sit there and engage with it, other than sports?

/I'm not watching anymore. I have better things to do with my Sundays. Put away all my Giants gear too. They don't get any more of my devotion or money till they do SOMETHING to improve.

Oh fark off. Your team has been good enough to win 2 SBs in recent memory. Play the woe is me, my team sucks and I'm through with this shiat card when your team is as prolonged slumpworthy as the Bills, Jets, Lions or Browns.


See, this is the difference between a good team and a bad team. Bad teams call 5+ years without deep playoff runs or wins a slump. Good teams call half a bad year a slump and work to fix it. Now, will the Giants do that, work to fix it? I don't know yet, that's why I'm not watching until they do something.
 
2013-10-08 01:59:59 PM  

saintstryfe: LucklessWonder: saintstryfe: It's no fun being a Giants fan. the other day I was trying to commiserate with others on Reddit and this is the lovely post I get;

"Look dude, I don't give a fark how you try to justify you giving up on this organization. Do I disagree with the decisions we have made? Yes. But that doesn't diminish my fandom. I mostly just want you to shut the hell up, leave, and don't come back when we start winning again. farking fairweather asshole."

What else in life does something fail on you 9 times in a row and you still want to sit there and engage with it, other than sports?

/I'm not watching anymore. I have better things to do with my Sundays. Put away all my Giants gear too. They don't get any more of my devotion or money till they do SOMETHING to improve.

Oh fark off. Your team has been good enough to win 2 SBs in recent memory. Play the woe is me, my team sucks and I'm through with this shiat card when your team is as prolonged slumpworthy as the Bills, Jets, Lions or Browns.

See, this is the difference between a good team and a bad team. Bad teams call 5+ years without deep playoff runs or wins a slump. Good teams call half a bad year a slump and work to fix it. Now, will the Giants do that, work to fix it? I don't know yet, that's why I'm not watching until they do something.


I think it's what happens when Yankees fans start following a football team.

A lot of tldr though
 
2013-10-08 02:01:33 PM  
If you're at a strip club at noon on a Sunday, you've got sadder problems than a losing football team.
 
2013-10-08 02:15:38 PM  

SkylineRecords: If you're at a strip club at noon on a Sunday, you've got sadder problems than a losing football team.


That you wasted a Sunday morning at church?
 
2013-10-08 03:14:57 PM  

SkylineRecords: If you're at a strip club at noon on a Sunday, you've got sadder problems than a losing football team.


What is wrong with titties and football?
 
2013-10-08 03:18:05 PM  
I'm not sure where the bigger boobs are at: the strip club or on the Giants.  But at least the boobs on the Giants are real.
 
2013-10-08 03:54:09 PM  

SkylineRecords: If you're at a strip club at noon on a Sunday, you've got sadder problems than a losing football team.


Yeah?  Well where does YOUR family have Sunday Brunch,, Mr. Fancy Pants?
We gotta wait for Mom to get off work!
 
2013-10-08 04:28:05 PM  

jayhawk88: [i.cdn.turner.com image 361x600]

Hey hey now, let's not go and do something crazy here, OK? I know times are tough and we may need to trade Eli for Peyton Manning, Wes Welker, and JJ Watts, but you can't take Fifty Cent Wings and Dollar Lap Dances away from me! It's the only thing that keeps me from drinking ether on Saturday night!


I had to stop my car when I heard that.  I thought I was going to have a wreck from laughing so hard.
 
2013-10-08 10:17:12 PM  

UNC_Samurai: jayhawk88: [i.cdn.turner.com image 361x600]

Hey hey now, let's not go and do something crazy here, OK? I know times are tough and we may need to trade Eli for Peyton Manning, Wes Welker, and JJ Watts, but you can't take Fifty Cent Wings and Dollar Lap Dances away from me! It's the only thing that keeps me from drinking ether on Saturday night!

I had to stop my car when I heard that.  I thought I was going to have a wreck from laughing so hard.


Dont Fark and Drive
 
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