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(Sports Illustrated)   Not news: birds cause jet failure. What the fark: jets cause bird failure   (sportsillustrated.cnn.com) divider line 20
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2013-10-08 08:27:46 AM  
Good job, subby!   Use the mobile version!  I'm not sure I can read the 4 inch text!

/Grumpy Weasel.
 
2013-10-08 09:45:26 AM  
Nice one, I chuckled.
 
2013-10-08 09:45:56 AM  
Good game, too.  Imagine that.  The Jets don't have to stick up for someone they're secretly embarrassed about, and they don't have to tire themselves out chasing and tackling defensive players who pick up their fumbles or intercept their passes.  Geno looked scary good for a guy with minutes of NFL experience.  He almost looks bored out there.

Of course, take away those 10 to 15 play calls where Rogers or Snelling ran directly into a wall of defensive linemen and the outcome may have been different.
 
2013-10-08 09:46:42 AM  
Nice headline subby.

And damn, failclowns D, after holding Geno Smith to a series of three and outs during all the second half, hiwndo you manage yo make him look like Peyton farking Manning running a two minute drill on the last drive? LOL.
 
2013-10-08 09:47:29 AM  
Atlanta definitely deserves a new stadium.
 
2013-10-08 09:50:11 AM  

sotua: Nice headline subby.

And damn, failclowns D, after holding Geno Smith to a series of three and outs during all the second half, hiwndo you manage yo make him look like Peyton farking Manning running a two minute drill on the last drive? LOL.


Because they ran an abortion of a prevent D on that last drive.  So pathetic
 
2013-10-08 09:54:23 AM  

Kentucky Fried Children: sotua: Nice headline subby.

And damn, failclowns D, after holding Geno Smith to a series of three and outs during all the second half, hiwndo you manage yo make him look like Peyton farking Manning running a two minute drill on the last drive? LOL.

Because they ran an abortion of a prevent D on that last drive.  So pathetic


So that's what the prevent looks like? Yup, prevents you from winning.

/football noon
//first SB I watched was Saints vs Colts.
 
2013-10-08 09:55:04 AM  

sotua: Kentucky Fried Children: sotua: Nice headline subby.

And damn, failclowns D, after holding Geno Smith to a series of three and outs during all the second half, hiwndo you manage yo make him look like Peyton farking Manning running a two minute drill on the last drive? LOL.

Because they ran an abortion of a prevent D on that last drive.  So pathetic

So that's what the prevent looks like? Yup, prevents you from winning.

/football noon
//first SB I watched was Saints vs Colts.


And stupid autocorrect corrected n00b
 
2013-10-08 09:58:02 AM  
Oh good lord. I'm already doing terrible in the Fark Pick'em group and I wake up to see this. Sigh.

/ 6pts this week.
// worse score each week so far
 
2013-10-08 10:35:38 AM  
Good one, but there was a better one on Reddit this morning. "Smith beats Ryan, Ryan beats Smith"
 
2013-10-08 11:08:58 AM  
Yippee-kai-yay, Mister Falcon.
 
2013-10-08 11:18:01 AM  
Chump KO's champ in bar fight


Champ OK's chump for title fight
 
2013-10-08 11:30:02 AM  

cfreak: Oh good lord. I'm already doing terrible in the Fark Pick'em group and I wake up to see this. Sigh.

/ 6pts this week.
// worse score each week so far


same, i did a houston texans - started off guns blazing, then by week 3 i fizzled out and now i'm stuck in mediocrity
 
2013-10-08 11:48:05 AM  
Nice headline, but more capitalization for proper nouns please.
 
2013-10-08 01:00:33 PM  
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-08 01:28:56 PM  

sotua: Nice headline subby.

And damn, failclowns D, after holding Geno Smith to a series of three and outs during all the second half, hiwndo you manage yo make him look like Peyton farking Manning running a two minute drill on the last drive? LOL.


Same way teams try to pick up a 1st on 4th and 1 by running it straight up the middle.  Arrogance, stupidity, lack of creativity, loss of focus, poor decision making, fear of being second guessed...

/When I own an NFL team, I will tell my coach that if he calls for a field goal when down by 14 or more after the first quarter, I will fire him on the spot.  Do the people making these hiring decisions really think that 24-3 or 35-6 is better than 28-0?
 
2013-10-08 01:36:06 PM  
Jets are one game out from first place, Geno is an improvement over Mr Butt Fumble, and the Pats are starting to look like they're ripe for the picking. It wouldn't surprise me that the Jets make the playoffs, or even if they win the division (maybe).
 
2013-10-08 02:52:46 PM  

skinink: Jets are one game out from first place, Geno is an improvement over Mr Butt Fumble, and the Pats are starting to look like they're ripe for the picking. It wouldn't surprise me that the Jets make the playoffs, or even if they win the division (maybe).


4 of the Jets last 5 games are in the division including two against Miami
I suspect nothing will be decided early in the AFC east
 
2013-10-08 04:59:53 PM  

skinink: Jets are one game out from first place, Geno is an improvement over Mr Butt Fumble, and the Pats are starting to look like they're ripe for the picking. It wouldn't surprise me that the Jets make the playoffs, or even if they win the division (maybe).


Too soon.

ohpleaseohpleaseohplease
 
2013-10-08 06:17:18 PM  
Funny headline... +1
 
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