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(Daily Mail)   New Japanese bra tries to help you to save face   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2013-10-08 11:15:46 AM
There really needs to be a Japan tag...
 
2013-10-08 11:17:58 AM
Will sell like a wildfire in California.
 
2013-10-08 11:24:30 AM
Well that article was terrifying.
 
2013-10-08 11:33:21 AM
?

not what i expected

?
 
2013-10-08 11:36:34 AM
I was expecting something else, and then I went to the link and I was like:

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-08 11:42:09 AM
Jane Krakowski did it first.

selfguidedfilmschool.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-08 11:50:29 AM
Elaine Vassal finally got the venture capital needed to start selling her face bra.
 
2013-10-08 11:59:47 AM
There needs to be a tongue guard, too.
 
2013-10-08 12:13:51 PM
It did not start with that face toner... there was a chin bra from the 1940's and I happen to have one.
 
2013-10-08 12:43:38 PM
Before:
i.dailymail.co.uk

After:
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-08 12:44:41 PM
i am dissapoint
 
2013-10-08 01:01:38 PM
So, this device pulls your skin back, stretching it, and they claim it DECREASES wrinkles!?!?!

/PT Barnum would be proud.
//This way to the egress
 
2013-10-08 01:26:57 PM
Japan, why u so crazy?
 
2013-10-08 01:47:02 PM

Anti-wrinkle exercises or hooker training?


i.dailymail.co.uk

 
2013-10-08 01:51:37 PM
What a Japanese bra should look like:

thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp
 
2013-10-08 02:04:08 PM

skinink: Anti-wrinkle exercises or hooker training?
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x117]


I'll take the second from the right for twenty bucks Alex.
 
2013-10-08 02:35:27 PM
What I've learned after 8 years of marriage to a Japanese woman: Japanese women are the most shallow human beans on the planet.
 
2013-10-08 02:37:20 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-08 02:39:38 PM

gayb: What I've learned after 8 years of marriage to a Japanese woman: Japanese women are the most shallow human beans on the planet.


img.fark.net


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-08 02:47:16 PM

FarkingReading: gayb: What I've learned after 8 years of marriage to a Japanese woman: Japanese women are the most shallow human beans on the planet.

[img.fark.net image 375x360]


[img.fark.net image 284x178]


She has spent $5000 or so on similar (bullsh*t) products for restoring or preserving youth. Her friends are the same. They're all painfully insecure. This from an ethnic group that tends to look rather young-looking anyway. My wife is 34 years old, looks great, and hasn't enjoyed a second of it.
 
2013-10-08 03:03:03 PM

Cymbal: What a Japanese bra should look like:

[thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp image 300x300]


How about this one?
www.webanswers.com
 
2013-10-08 03:44:59 PM

gayb: FarkingReading: gayb: What I've learned after 8 years of marriage to a Japanese woman: Japanese women are the most shallow human beans on the planet.

[img.fark.net image 375x360]


[img.fark.net image 284x178]

She has spent $5000 or so on similar (bullsh*t) products for restoring or preserving youth. Her friends are the same. They're all painfully insecure. This from an ethnic group that tends to look rather young-looking anyway. My wife is 34 years old, looks great, and hasn't enjoyed a second of it.


You're right about the youthful Japanese thing, so that is very strange.
 
2013-10-08 04:10:35 PM

mutterfark: Before:
[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x409]

After:
[farm3.staticflickr.com image 500x378]


+1
 
2013-10-08 04:35:24 PM

FarkingReading: gayb: FarkingReading: gayb: What I've learned after 8 years of marriage to a Japanese woman: Japanese women are the most shallow human beans on the planet.

[img.fark.net image 375x360]


[img.fark.net image 284x178]

She has spent $5000 or so on similar (bullsh*t) products for restoring or preserving youth. Her friends are the same. They're all painfully insecure. This from an ethnic group that tends to look rather young-looking anyway. My wife is 34 years old, looks great, and hasn't enjoyed a second of it.

You're right about the youthful Japanese thing, so that is very strange.


There are worse things than beautiful women with low self-esteem. She may not enjoy her looks, but surely she tries to please you at every turn to compensate for her perceived unsightliness. If not, well you should trade her in for a younger model, as that one is completely defective.
 
2013-10-08 06:08:02 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-08 07:11:37 PM
Damn f'in smile wrinkles. I'd HATE for people to know that I have lived a happy life.
 
2013-10-08 07:44:46 PM
t3.gstatic.com
 
2013-10-08 09:25:12 PM
The picture with the article looks like alien-of-the-week on Voyager.
 
2013-10-08 09:26:17 PM

flaminio: There really needs to be a Japan tag...


Some of you may have heard of the "Germany or Florida" game from Loveline, the talk radio show.  The object was to guess where some farked up news story was from, with obvious clues left out like someones name was Hans or they were bit by a shark or something.  Germany being the "Florida" of Europe you could say.   Anyway, point being it wouldn't be a game if it was "Germany or Florida or Japan" because Japan is way more farked up.   You have to plot their weirdness on a log scale to even see Germany or FL on there.

So many examples.  Which of the three has soiled panty vending machines?  See?  Not even a contest.
 
2013-10-08 09:30:40 PM

gayb: They're all painfully insecure.


I sometimes wonder if Jewish and Catholic moms look with envy at the incredible levels of shame that kids of Japanese parents are capable of.  They must feel like rank amateurs by comparison.
 
2013-10-08 09:34:50 PM

bingethinker: The picture with the article looks like alien-of-the-week on Voyager.


I was gonna say, looks like the budget for the next Star Trek movie has gone into the toilet.  I've seen better special effects on MST3K flicks.
 
2013-10-08 10:24:16 PM

Bacontastesgood: gayb: They're all painfully insecure.

I sometimes wonder if Jewish and Catholic moms look with envy at the incredible levels of shame that kids of Japanese parents are capable of.  They must feel like rank amateurs by comparison.


The 509,000 Catholics and 2,000 Jews living in Japan say CHARRENGE ACCEPTED.
 
2013-10-08 11:42:57 PM
We must encourage the Japanese to continue making things like this. We really need the humor.
Next up: The Ball Bra, lifts and separates for that just (something something) feeling!
 
2013-10-08 11:58:54 PM
Mouth exercises? Right, nice try Japan.
 
2013-10-09 12:17:38 AM
There's got to be some explanation for these wacko Japanese beauty products. Is there no Japanese version of the FDA?
 
2013-10-09 01:34:35 AM

95BV5: The 509,000 Catholics and 2,000 Jews living in Japan say CHARRENGE ACCEPTED.


I'm trying to picture a Catholic Japanese kid who had been molested by a priest and who is caught masturbating to Carrot Top videos and eating Hydrox while a math test marked 'fail' sits on the desk.  It would be like a black hole of shame that would require Donald Trump to fall in to cancel it out.
 
2013-10-09 03:50:42 AM
Subby's Headline: "New Japanese bra tries to help you to save face"

...and creates another weird porn fetish.
 
2013-10-09 03:52:40 AM

Bacontastesgood: flaminio: There really needs to be a Japan tag...

Some of you may have heard of the "Germany or Florida" game from Loveline, the talk radio show.  The object was to guess where some farked up news story was from, with obvious clues left out like someones name was Hans or they were bit by a shark or something.  Germany being the "Florida" of Europe you could say.   Anyway, point being it wouldn't be a game if it was "Germany or Florida or Japan" because Japan is way more farked up.   You have to plot their weirdness on a log scale to even see Germany or FL on there.

So many examples.  Which of the three has soiled panty vending machines?  See?  Not even a contest.


Germany is not the Florida of Europe.

Romania is the Florida of Europe.
 
2013-10-09 08:00:17 AM

RookStar: Subby's Headline: "New Japanese bra tries to help you to save face"

...and creates another weird porn fetish.


I believe that is Japan's #1 export.
 
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