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(Marketwatch)   Weakness in oil causes Nabors to decline 2%. Surprise, surprise, surprise   ( divider line
    More: Fail, Nabors, Marathon Oil, CHEVRON CORP., decline, public limited companies, company, SPX Corporation, ExxonMobil  
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2013-10-08 09:34:11 AM  
It's almost like global consumer confidence is impacted when a major economic power has a government shutdown. Crazy.

Also, RIP Jim Nabors

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2013-10-08 09:53:47 AM  
Nabor please....
2013-10-08 11:21:00 AM  
2013-10-08 01:06:51 PM  
Subby, I don't give one single damn about this story, but marvelous headline.
2013-10-08 02:25:36 PM  
So that is why Marathon Oil spiked the prices at the pump within the last 48 hours.

From $3.17 to as much as $3.45.
Gotta post this in Gasbuddy.
2013-10-08 03:53:17 PM  
Well, gollllly.
2013-10-08 04:02:53 PM  
 He's dead, Jim
2013-10-08 08:38:37 PM  
Jim Nabors ain't dead yet. He may look that way though
2013-10-08 09:14:55 PM  
Maybe there might be some closeted demand to help keep this stock price up.

/got nothing
2013-10-09 02:22:18 PM  

stpickrell: Maybe there might be some closeted demand to help keep this stock price up.

/got nothing

Considering he married his partner Stan earlier this year, he's not doing a very good job of being closeted.
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