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(Lincolnshire Echo)   City's thirstiest thief steals 36 bottles of Lucozade, eight cartons of milk and some juice. Oh, and he took cereal, dog biscuits, a bottle of ketchup and a newspaper, too. And there's more   (lincolnshireecho.co.uk) divider line 11
    More: Fail, Lucozade, conditional discharge, shopping lists, milk  
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2013-10-08 06:47:50 AM
Liquid assets?
 
2013-10-08 09:15:22 AM
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Of course there is more; much more!
 
2013-10-08 09:27:09 AM
To be fair, dog biscuits are superior to most items on the Burger King menu.
 
2013-10-08 09:36:55 AM
Just from the headline I'd assume my dog did it - he would love to eat most of that

/except for the lucozade... what the heck is that?
 
2013-10-08 09:46:19 AM

nanim: Just from the headline I'd assume my dog did it - he would love to eat most of that

/except for the lucozade... what the heck is that?


It's British Gatorade. It has electrolytes.
 
2013-10-08 09:48:55 AM
How the hell do you steal all that?  Run out to the car with the cart, fine, but what, just open the trunk, dump everything in like a wheelbarrow, then take off?
 
2013-10-08 09:57:42 AM
-Galaxy Ripple

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2013-10-08 10:02:56 AM
So he wasn't so much stealing, as shopping on the Wimpy plan ("I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
 
2013-10-08 11:14:43 AM
Lucozade is vile. He's welcome to it.
 
2013-10-08 12:08:40 PM

Gordon Bennett: Lucozade is vile. He's welcome to it.


It was an energy drink long before energy drinks were invented, and it's a damn site tastier than Red Bull or Monster.

Sock Ruh Tease: nanim: Just from the headline I'd assume my dog did it - he would love to eat most of that

/except for the lucozade... what the heck is that?

It's British Gatorade. It has electrolytes.


Except it's nothing remotely like Gatorade apart from having 'ade' on the end. It's essentially a soda with glucose.
 
2013-10-09 12:41:46 AM
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