If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Huffington Post)   "Wow, just Wow" and "She went there" just doesn't cover it anymore   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 209
    More: Scary, Michele Bachmann, President Obama, Right Wing Watch, RLC, humans, Accountability Act, Lexington and Concord, Minnesota Republican  
•       •       •

8412 clicks; posted to Politics » on 08 Oct 2013 at 9:02 AM (49 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



209 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-10-08 05:33:47 AM
I guess she forgot about Ollie North, Reagan, Bush sr. and Bush jr.???
 
2013-10-08 08:03:43 AM
She's got more loose screws than an LA Cathouse over a hardware store during an earthquake.
 
2013-10-08 08:54:00 AM
Everything that comes out of this woman's mouth is living proof that she is completely bat shiat insane.
 
2013-10-08 09:04:28 AM

NFA: I guess she forgot about Ollie North, Reagan, Bush sr. and Bush jr.???


How can you forget something you never learned?
 
2013-10-08 09:04:31 AM
Throw her in jail, let her die in solitary.
 
2013-10-08 09:04:48 AM
I always liked Bachmann better than Palin because crazy and stupid is much more entertaining than just plain stupid.
 
2013-10-08 09:05:16 AM
Hopefully it IS the End Times for this fool. We couldn't get rid of her fast enough.
 
2013-10-08 09:05:29 AM
She is approaching horror movie creepy.

/She did it all for you!
 
2013-10-08 09:06:28 AM
Well, it just might be the end times when we have elected officials in DC jabbering like the crazy guy in a sandwich sign on the street.
 
2013-10-08 09:06:40 AM
I'm sure her constituents feel real proud right now.
 
2013-10-08 09:07:14 AM
"This happened, and as of today, the United States is willingly, knowingly, intentionally sending arms to terrorists, now what this says to me, I'm a believer in Jesus Christ, as I look at the End Times scripture, this says to me that the leaf is on the fig tree and we are to understand the signs of the times, which is your ministry, we are to understand where we are in God's end time history."

Or it could simply be policy. But where's the ooga booga factor in that, right?
 
2013-10-08 09:08:20 AM
Oh Jehovah God.
 
2013-10-08 09:08:38 AM

starsrift: I'm sure her constituents feel real proud right now.


That's the sad thing.  Her constituents?  They ARE real proud of her right now.  They're eating this up.  Why do you think she keeps getting elected?
 
2013-10-08 09:09:26 AM
It's disturbing to see people objectively less intelligent than yourself by a large margin in positions of power. Perhaps it's because I'm still young and not calloused to the feeling yet. The most disturbing part is how many people look at her and don't feel the same as I do.
 
2013-10-08 09:09:30 AM
 
2013-10-08 09:09:41 AM
The Bene Gesserit witch must leave.
 
2013-10-08 09:09:44 AM
Whackjobs like her are running the country?!  Wow.
 
2013-10-08 09:09:48 AM
it is the year 2013 and this happened
 
2013-10-08 09:10:02 AM
I used to love the "end times" sermons I'd hear as a kid.  Especially during revivals you'd get this amped-up traveling evangelist  who'd pull random shiat out of Revelations, combine it with random shiat in world events, and presto. The end is near, you'd better repent.  The various Israeli wars were always good for several sermons as was just about anything that "red" China was up to. Cheap entertainment when you're living in a one-light Texas town
 
2013-10-08 09:10:29 AM
Shouldn't she be happy that we're in the "End Times," as she claims? (Or is she worried that her evilness will keep her stranded with us Rubes during Armaggedon, which turns out is why she's complaining about it)
 
2013-10-08 09:11:20 AM
I thought all these fundies were looking forward to the End of Days, so that they could get Raptured.
 
2013-10-08 09:11:31 AM

starsrift: I'm sure her constituents feel real proud right now.


See - that's what's truly scary.  There are enough people to keep reelecting her in her district.
 
2013-10-08 09:11:31 AM
Holy Mother of God that women has some serious mental illness(es).
 
2013-10-08 09:11:40 AM
Remember when Reagan sold weapons to Hezbollah so that he could give money to Central American death squads?  Good times.
 
2013-10-08 09:12:10 AM

starsrift: I'm sure her constituents feel real proud right now.


She's always on the TV so that means she is gettin stuff for our district.
 
2013-10-08 09:12:46 AM
... goddammit, the fact that we're arming the Syrian rebels is actual news, why the fark am I first hearing about it via Bachmann's retarded mouthing off about it?
 
2013-10-08 09:13:08 AM
media.bonnint.net
 
2013-10-08 09:13:09 AM

NFA: I guess she forgot about Ollie North, Reagan, Bush sr. and Bush jr.???


Yeah, but those were Godly white men who followed Supply Side Jesus.  Totally different.
 
2013-10-08 09:13:34 AM
Way to go, Minnesota voters. You're doing a great job, and you aren't at all the best argument for returning to monarchic rule by divine right.

3.bp.blogspot.com


/And, this is coming from a Kentuckian. Think about that.
 
2013-10-08 09:14:11 AM
How can we allow our government to include people who think the end is nigh?
 
2013-10-08 09:14:27 AM
For someone so obsessed with the bible she sure is demonstrating a severe lack of knowledge about its teachings.
 
2013-10-08 09:14:34 AM
Baby Boomer Narcissism + Apocalyptic End Times Christianity = Michelle Crazypants.
 
2013-10-08 09:14:34 AM
This has been my Mother's position for 40+ years.
 
2013-10-08 09:14:54 AM
Ehhh, this isn't even the nuttiest thing she has said.
 
2013-10-08 09:15:00 AM
What does this say about the people who voted for her? An entire congressional district is batshiat crazy?!?!? Is it the water? wtf, over.
 
2013-10-08 09:15:06 AM
Every fundie believes the end times are coming on their watch, giant egos...
 
2013-10-08 09:15:15 AM
I think the Jesus-loving, religious nuts, would welcome the end of the world. Why is she so concerned?
 
2013-10-08 09:15:15 AM

mongbiohazard: For someone so obsessed with the bible she sure is demonstrating a severe lack of knowledge about its teachings.


And this is new somehow?
 
2013-10-08 09:15:17 AM

Smirky the Wonder Chimp: NFA: I guess she forgot about Ollie North, Reagan, Bush sr. and Bush jr.???

Yeah, but those were Godly white men who followed Supply Side Jesus.  Totally different.


Sad thing is, I guarantee you that if any reporter had the balls to confront her with this, she would go with "They knew they were supporting Freedom Fighters".
 
2013-10-08 09:15:18 AM

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: It's disturbing to see people objectively less intelligent than yourself by a large margin in positions of power. Perhaps it's because I'm still young and not calloused to the feeling yet. The most disturbing part is how many people look at her and don't feel the same as I do.



Get used to it. It never ends.

/turned_40_this_month
 
2013-10-08 09:16:08 AM

vudukungfu: She's got more loose screws than an LA Cathouse over a hardware store during an earthquake.


Never heard that one. Me likey.
Imma steal it, and give you credit as 'one of my favorite fark posters.'
 
2013-10-08 09:16:35 AM
And don't forget that this nice, sane lady is on the the primary committee in the U.S. House of Representatives charged with the oversight of the United States Intelligence Community.
 
2013-10-08 09:16:44 AM

mongbiohazard: she sure is demonstrating a severe lack of knowledge


Shortened that for you.
 
2013-10-08 09:16:52 AM
Bachmann? *reads* Yep.

Just ignore her and she'll fade away.
 
2013-10-08 09:16:55 AM

LarryDan43: starsrift: I'm sure her constituents feel real proud right now.

She's always on the TV so that means she is gettin stuff for our district.


Yeah another bag of Crazy Flakestm
 
2013-10-08 09:17:08 AM
What Obama said: Pastrami, rye, yellow mustard
What Bachmann heard: Obama is is using your tax dollars to give mustard gas to terrorist. Jesus is coming!
 
2013-10-08 09:17:13 AM

ALL REPUBLICANS BELIEVE IN AND SUPPORT MICHELE BACHMANN 100%

 
2013-10-08 09:17:16 AM
I wonder how she would react when confronted with the fate of the ancient christian communities in Iraq following the invasion by the U.S. that overthrew the Secular government of Saddam Hussein and forced many of them to flee for their lives to Syria and Jordan?
 
2013-10-08 09:17:38 AM

yequalsy: I used to love the "end times" sermons I'd hear as a kid.  Especially during revivals you'd get this amped-up traveling evangelist  who'd pull random shiat out of Revelations, combine it with random shiat in world events, and presto. The end is near, you'd better repent.  The various Israeli wars were always good for several sermons as was just about anything that "red" China was up to. Cheap entertainment when you're living in a one-light Texas town


www.jesus-is-savior.com
 
2013-10-08 09:18:01 AM
We've seriously got to stop electing evangelicals. They cannot see past the end of their own beliefs and it is impossible to sway them otherwise. They are dangerous. Ideology crashed a couple of planes into some buildings. And ideology is looking to crash our country.
 
Displayed 50 of 209 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report