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2013-10-08 05:27:23 PM  

luidprand: Judy Greer


Nah

luidprand: Kristen Bell


Nah

luidprand: Elizabeth Harnois


Nah
 
2013-10-08 06:02:34 PM  

luidprand: JuicePats: ZeroCorpse: LL316: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

Kate played chess?

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Please don't list her. We have much hotter women than Kate Upton in Michigan.

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Please,

Off the top of my head, I can name three active actors from Detroit alone that are hotter than Kate Upton:

Kristen Bell
Elizabeth Harnois
Judy Greer

All of them are much prettier and are more than just a ridiculous rack.


You're correct in that Kristen Bell doesn't have a ridiculous rack.

But she does have a lazy eye, so win-win?
 
2013-10-08 06:10:22 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: luidprand: Judy Greer

You said "hotter" not "more talented" and "more funny". Kate upton is TONS more hot then her.

luidprand: Elizabeth Harnois

I would suggest they are on par talent wise (as in they have none). This one's a bit more of a toss up and can see where you come from, even if I fall in the Upton is Hotter camp here.

luidprand: Kristen Bell

See, NOW you're cookin with grease. Me likey.


Put any of them in the standard Michigander uniform of T-shirt, sweatshirt, maybe sweater, and throw a heavy coat on top, and it is obvious Upton is the least pretty. Upton gets by by showing off her body, something the other don't need to do.

And Judy Greer is hotter, by far. Frankly, I don't think Upton has much going for her that isn't her bosom.
 
2013-10-08 07:06:19 PM  

luidprand: Jim from Saint Paul: luidprand: Judy Greer

You said "hotter" not "more talented" and "more funny". Kate upton is TONS more hot then her.

luidprand: Elizabeth Harnois

I would suggest they are on par talent wise (as in they have none). This one's a bit more of a toss up and can see where you come from, even if I fall in the Upton is Hotter camp here.

luidprand: Kristen Bell

See, NOW you're cookin with grease. Me likey.

Put any of them in the standard Michigander uniform of T-shirt, sweatshirt, maybe sweater, and throw a heavy coat on top, and it is obvious Upton is the least pretty. Upton gets by by showing off her body, something the other don't need to do.

And Judy Greer is hotter, by far. Frankly, I don't think Upton has much going for her that isn't her bosom.



How 'bout them apples....


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2013-10-08 09:24:38 PM  
Hey she isn't black, like her father isn't black.....
 
2013-10-08 09:36:08 PM  
I bet her palms were sweaty. Knees weak, arms were heavy
 
2013-10-08 09:46:56 PM  

MOGGEE: luidprand: Jim from Saint Paul: luidprand: Judy Greer

You said "hotter" not "more talented" and "more funny". Kate upton is TONS more hot then her.

luidprand: Elizabeth Harnois

I would suggest they are on par talent wise (as in they have none). This one's a bit more of a toss up and can see where you come from, even if I fall in the Upton is Hotter camp here.

luidprand: Kristen Bell

See, NOW you're cookin with grease. Me likey.

Put any of them in the standard Michigander uniform of T-shirt, sweatshirt, maybe sweater, and throw a heavy coat on top, and it is obvious Upton is the least pretty. Upton gets by by showing off her body, something the other don't need to do.

And Judy Greer is hotter, by far. Frankly, I don't think Upton has much going for her that isn't her bosom.


How 'bout them apples....


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BLAAARGH! Why's her pussy area so damn wide? And the oversized fake chichis that are probably as hard as cantaloupes -- that chick looks ridiculous.
 
2013-10-09 09:54:39 AM  
luidprand: And Judy Greer is hotter, by far. Frankly, I don't think Upton has much going for her that isn't her bosom.

No.

Just.... no.

She is FUNNIER and more TALANTED.

She is not more physically attractive.

Oh well, YMMV obviously.
 
2013-10-09 10:14:45 AM  

MadAzza: MOGGEE: luidprand: Jim from Saint Paul: luidprand: Judy Greer

You said "hotter" not "more talented" and "more funny". Kate upton is TONS more hot then her.

luidprand: Elizabeth Harnois

I would suggest they are on par talent wise (as in they have none). This one's a bit more of a toss up and can see where you come from, even if I fall in the Upton is Hotter camp here.

luidprand: Kristen Bell

See, NOW you're cookin with grease. Me likey.

Put any of them in the standard Michigander uniform of T-shirt, sweatshirt, maybe sweater, and throw a heavy coat on top, and it is obvious Upton is the least pretty. Upton gets by by showing off her body, something the other don't need to do.

And Judy Greer is hotter, by far. Frankly, I don't think Upton has much going for her that isn't her bosom.


How 'bout them apples....


 [1.bp.blogspot.com image 337x640]  [www.lionsdenu.com image 705x799]

BLAAARGH! Why's her pussy area so damn wide? And the oversized fake chichis that are probably as hard as cantaloupes -- that chick looks ridiculous.


No fat and no muscle. Which means she likely DOES have sharp knees. And she's probably unhealthy and on a terrible diet.

Also, bleh, fakes. At least she's not blonde.
 
2013-10-09 10:45:55 AM  

luidprand: No fat and no muscle. Which means she likely DOES have sharp knees. And she's probably unhealthy and on a terrible diet.

Also, bleh, fakes. At least she's not blonde.


No comments on the Jersey Shore-style spray on tan?

She's about as real as a $3 bill.
 
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