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(Huffington Post)   Eminem's daughter declared homecoming queen. Boyfriend surprised she then ditches him to get back to work, find success her own way   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 60
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2013-10-08 09:02:33 AM  
 
2013-10-08 09:58:57 AM  

Sybarite: Obligatory


Nice I hadn't seen that one.
 
2013-10-08 10:48:25 AM  
Hey, that's my old high school.

Weird.
 
2013-10-08 10:52:08 AM  
I hear her mom is a biatch
 
2013-10-08 10:58:16 AM  

Broktun: I hear her mom is a biatch


Oh that has to be good, so dad this song you wrote about mom........
 
2013-10-08 11:01:05 AM  
Do students of Chippewa Valley High School refer to the big lake as Gitchigoomie?
 
2013-10-08 11:08:21 AM  

Sybarite: Obligatory


Eminem is 40? Dayum. Suddenly I remember that it was around 13 years ago when he said that by 30, he'd be the only person in the nursing home flirting.

/Also, I had no freaking idea what kind of vile shiat I was missing because I owned the edited version of the Marshall Mathers LP.
 
2013-10-08 11:11:59 AM  

Fireproof: Sybarite: Obligatory

Eminem is 40? Dayum. Suddenly I remember that it was around 13 years ago when he said that by 30, he'd be the only person in the nursing home flirting.

/Also, I had no freaking idea what kind of vile shiat I was missing because I owned the edited version of the Marshall Mathers LP.


I ended up with the edited version first (think it was the only one Walmart had), glad I got my hands on the real version.
 
2013-10-08 11:13:06 AM  
She's so rich and pretty!
 
2013-10-08 11:13:49 AM  
Eminem's kid is in high school? I'm out. I can't deal with this aging crap anymore.
 
2013-10-08 11:14:21 AM  

INeedAName: Do students of Chippewa Valley High School refer to the big lake as Gitchigoomie?


Only when the winds of November come early.
 
2013-10-08 11:28:09 AM  
Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?
 
2013-10-08 11:34:45 AM  
I failed to read TFA. Is she hot?

/have a seat over there?
 
2013-10-08 11:37:55 AM  

mjones73: Eminem is 40? Dayum. Suddenly I remember that it was around 13 years ago when he said that by 30, he'd be the only person in the nursing home flirting.

/Also, I had no freaking idea what kind of vile shiat I was missing because I owned the edited version of the Marshall Mathers LP.

I ended up with the edited version first (think it was the only one Walmart had), glad I got my hands on the real version.


For realz, yo'. The scariest part is that in a blink of an eye it'll soon be us in his place...
 
2013-10-08 11:38:00 AM  

js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?


I'm still weirded out by the idea of a popularity contest for a school. Especially one that seems to be automatically coupled (king and queen). I'm not sure what the point is. At least with student council you're voting for them to be marginally useful - or at least take the heat off the other students.
 
2013-10-08 11:40:54 AM  
horrornovelreviews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-08 11:46:31 AM  
He sounds like a class act as far as his daughter is concerned. Kudos to him.
 
2013-10-08 11:48:02 AM  

Aidan: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

I'm still weirded out by the idea of a popularity contest for a school. Especially one that seems to be automatically coupled (king and queen). I'm not sure what the point is. At least with student council you're voting for them to be marginally useful - or at least take the heat off the other students.


All school voting issues are always popularity. Student Console has nothing to do with how good the rep and actual console would be at their jobs. It was about who people liked more then the others. I have seen people who can lead and compromise loose to some ditz who did not know 2+2=4. But the ditz was a popular student.
 
2013-10-08 11:51:13 AM  
Say what you like about the man, he's got the right attitude when it comes to his daughter.  Good on him.
 
2013-10-08 11:55:08 AM  

yves0010: Student Console


Student PC is far better anyway.
 
2013-10-08 11:55:51 AM  
esg6rzdhdg9i115s.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-10-08 11:56:13 AM  

yves0010: Aidan: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

I'm still weirded out by the idea of a popularity contest for a school. Especially one that seems to be automatically coupled (king and queen). I'm not sure what the point is. At least with student council you're voting for them to be marginally useful - or at least take the heat off the other students.

All school voting issues are always popularity. Student Console has nothing to do with how good the rep and actual console would be at their jobs. It was about who people liked more then the others. I have seen people who can lead and compromise loose to some ditz who did not know 2+2=4. But the ditz was a popular student.


Well, it works out, considering 'student government' is nothing but a circle-jerk of college resume padding.  Beyond what, one lame fundraiser a year, they don't actually do anything.  'Leadership' is completely useless for student 'government'.
 
2013-10-08 11:56:33 AM  

yves0010: Aidan: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

I'm still weirded out by the idea of a popularity contest for a school. Especially one that seems to be automatically coupled (king and queen). I'm not sure what the point is. At least with student council you're voting for them to be marginally useful - or at least take the heat off the other students.

All school voting issues are always popularity. Student Console has nothing to do with how good the rep and actual console would be at their jobs. It was about who people liked more then the others. I have seen people who can lead and compromise loose to some ditz who did not know 2+2=4. But the ditz was a popular student.


I'm so old that my Student Console was an Atari 2600.
 
2013-10-08 11:57:14 AM  

Foxxinnia: Eminem's kid is in high school? I'm out. I can't deal with this aging crap anymore.


That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

/oblig
 
2013-10-08 11:59:53 AM  

yves0010: All school voting issues are always popularity. Student Console has nothing to do with how good the rep and actual console would be at their jobs. It was about who people liked more then the others. I have seen people who can lead and compromise loose to some ditz who did not know 2+2=4. But the ditz was a popular student.


Well it will pretty much prepare the little snowflakes for real life, where it is connections and popularity that ensure success rather than any kind of competence.
 
2013-10-08 12:05:06 PM  

sprawl15: Student PC is far better anyway.


95BV5: I'm so old that my Student Console was an Atari 2600.


Sorry, typing quickly and hiding from the boss. I did not proof read to notice I used console instead of council. Does not help that I also pronounce it as console. Simple mistake that I tend to make a lot.

RangerTaylor: Well, it works out, considering 'student government' is nothing but a circle-jerk of college resume padding. Beyond what, one lame fundraiser a year, they don't actually do anything. 'Leadership' is completely useless for student 'government'


Surprisingly I was elected to student government twice in my high school life. Once as a Rep and the next year as the Treasurer. As a rep, it was nothing big. We just planned homecoming and other events where as being a Treasurer was a little more fun as the President hated my guts and tried to steal my position and get someone else to do it. Now that year was a really fun year. Dont think I even used Student Government on my college applications. Was more concerned about my NHS activities.
 
2013-10-08 12:25:21 PM  

js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?


Kate played chess?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-08 12:30:44 PM  

LL316: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

Kate played chess?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 480x629]


Please don't list her. We have much hotter women than Kate Upton in Michigan.
 
2013-10-08 12:49:01 PM  

ZeroCorpse: LL316: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

Kate played chess?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 480x629]

Please don't list her. We have much hotter women than Kate Upton in Michigan.


i290.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-08 12:51:29 PM  
Now did she win because everyone wanted to see her dad?
 
2013-10-08 12:55:34 PM  

LL316: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

Kate played chess?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 480x629]


Damnit, I may have reached personal peak Upton. When I saw that pic, I noticed two things:

1) One of her eyes is way larger than the other, and

B) She has eyes.
 
2013-10-08 12:55:49 PM  

ZeroCorpse: LL316: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

Kate played chess?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 480x629]

Please don't list her. We have much hotter women than Kate Upton in Michigan.


Aren' t you the one that thinks Courtney Love is hot?
 
2013-10-08 01:13:57 PM  

ZeroCorpse: LL316: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

Kate played chess?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 480x629]

Please don't list her. We have much hotter women than Kate Upton in Michigan.


We do?  Where?  Miss America went to U of M, but I don't think that counts.  And she's pretty, but not as hot as Kate.
 
2013-10-08 01:24:32 PM  
Snap back to reality...
 
2013-10-08 01:27:47 PM  
Also - She's old enough that we can say she's hot, right?

Kim, on the other hand, looks as w.t. as ever.
 
2013-10-08 01:31:05 PM  
She looks like a classier version of her mom
 
2013-10-08 01:33:37 PM  

yves0010: Aidan: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

I'm still weirded out by the idea of a popularity contest for a school. Especially one that seems to be automatically coupled (king and queen). I'm not sure what the point is. At least with student council you're voting for them to be marginally useful - or at least take the heat off the other students.

All school voting issues are always popularity. Student Console has nothing to do with how good the rep and actual console would be at their jobs. It was about who people liked more then the others. I have seen people who can lead and compromise loose to some ditz who did not know 2+2=4. But the ditz was a popular student.


Wait, so they are voting for the Xbox 360 or the Playstation 2?

Because that seems pretty unfair to the Playstation 2.
 
2013-10-08 02:05:54 PM  

abhorrent1: [esg6rzdhdg9i115s.zippykid.netdna-cdn.com image 450x568]


I'm conflicted. She looks like her father, but... Boobs.
 
2013-10-08 02:06:21 PM  

cookiefleck: She looks like a classier version of her mom


Got her dad's chin though, heh.

I'm not sure how well Mr. Mathers was with money, but she should be well off as well.

It's just weird to know that I listened to all those songs about her dad killing her mom and grandma...
 
2013-10-08 02:13:50 PM  
damn, i feel kind of old now, I remember when he first showed up on the scene
 
2013-10-08 02:28:01 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Please don't list her. We have much hotter women than Kate Upton in Michigan.


Are you talking about the women trapped in the burning crack houses of Detroit?

/*literally* hotter
 
2013-10-08 02:39:24 PM  
Marshall was in the school but didn't want to take the attention away from her daughter.

Aw.

/So he and Kim are cool now? Wow that's jarring.
 
2013-10-08 03:03:22 PM  

eddievercetti: Marshall was in the school but didn't want to take the attention away from her daughter.

Aw.

/So he and Kim are cool now? Wow that's jarring.



Didn't want to draw attention, plus the "cannot come within 500 feet" thing.
 
2013-10-08 03:06:29 PM  

95BV5: yves0010: All school voting issues are always popularity. Student Console has nothing to do with how good the rep and actual console would be at their jobs. It was about who people liked more then the others. I have seen people who can lead and compromise loose to some ditz who did not know 2+2=4. But the ditz was a popular student.

I'm so old that my Student Console was an Atari 2600.


I'm so old that I played my Atari on this type of Student Console:

allthingsfadra.com
 
2013-10-08 03:17:59 PM  
CSB..

Eminem and I were born on the same day. Oct 17, 1972

/CSB
//feeling really old
 
2013-10-08 03:23:06 PM  

Madbassist1: He sounds like a class act as far as his daughter is concerned. Kudos to him.


Everlast made the dumbass mistake of mentioning Em's daughter on a diss track. Guess who still has a career.
 
2013-10-08 03:56:57 PM  

PiffMan420: Madbassist1: He sounds like a class act as far as his daughter is concerned. Kudos to him.

Everlast made the dumbass mistake of mentioning Em's daughter on a diss track. Guess who still has a career.


so did Ja Rule, somehow as the 50 Cent vs Ja Rule beef seemed to involve everyone in rap lining up to take a shot at Ja.
 
2013-10-08 04:51:37 PM  

RangerTaylor: Well, it works out, considering 'student government' is nothing but a circle-jerk of college resume padding. Beyond what, one lame fundraiser a year, they don't actually do anything. 'Leadership' is completely useless for student 'government'.


They did at my high school... only once though it was mostly wimping out. We had assigned seats in the lunchroom which I thought was stupid so I led a boycott of the food the school sold. After a few days of having a huge amount of food leftover, the principal, who gave me the brushoff when I confronted him about the boycott, called the student council to try to get them to call off the boycott they didn't start. From what I've been told, only one of the council members stood up to the principal while the rest cowered. The students wanted to at least be able to sit with friends who had the same lunch period. The council really didn't represent the desires of the student body but they actually for once had to make a choice.

Ultimately things fizzled out after a few weeks. It was the last semester of my senior year so I wasn't going to take things to the next level and other than the one member of the council, Zandra, the council clowns weren't going to do anything. If nothing else at least they had a face the rest of the students and explain why they were so ineffective at representing them instead of using it simply as an ego boost. Resume padding should come at a price.
 
2013-10-08 05:12:22 PM  

JuicePats: ZeroCorpse: LL316: js34603: Homecoming queen in Michigan? What's that convert to in Cali or Florida? Chess nerd? Baton twirler?

Kate played chess?

[24.media.tumblr.com image 480x629]

Please don't list her. We have much hotter women than Kate Upton in Michigan.

[i290.photobucket.com image 608x480]


Please,

Off the top of my head, I can name three active actors from Detroit alone that are hotter than Kate Upton:

Kristen Bell
Elizabeth Harnois
Judy Greer

All of them are much prettier and are more than just a ridiculous rack.
 
2013-10-08 05:22:27 PM  

luidprand: Judy Greer


You said "hotter" not "more talented" and "more funny". Kate upton is TONS more hot then her.

luidprand: Elizabeth Harnois


I would suggest they are on par talent wise (as in they have none). This one's a bit more of a toss up and can see where you come from, even if I fall in the Upton is Hotter camp here.

luidprand: Kristen Bell


See, NOW you're cookin with grease. Me likey.
 
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