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(Plymouth Herald)   Fetish club owner may need whip round after he is punished for breaking fire code. Naughty boy   (plymouthherald.co.uk) divider line 23
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2013-10-08 10:30:11 AM
Is this a Fawlty Towers reference? Did I get it?
 
2013-10-08 10:35:49 AM
He probably opted to use "FIRE!" as a safe word instead. Reckless imbecile.
 
2013-10-08 10:46:30 AM
Seems like this would happen a lot with this kind of place.

Paint everything black, build in lots of nooks and corners for different equipment, make it convoluted and narrow and cramped to heighten the atmosphere.  And putting up dozens of EXIT signs and fire extinguishers wouldn't exactly work with the decor, either.
 
2013-10-08 10:50:55 AM
...need whip round after he is punished ...

I give up.  Aneurysm?
 
2013-10-08 10:56:16 AM

FrancoFile: Seems like this would happen a lot with this kind of place.

Paint everything black, build in lots of nooks and corners for different equipment, make it convoluted and narrow and cramped to heighten the atmosphere.  And putting up dozens of EXIT signs and fire extinguishers wouldn't exactly work with the decor, either.


I would also imagine all the restraining devices used to hold people very tightly in place would be a problem when emergency escape is necessary.
 
2013-10-08 10:59:40 AM
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2013-10-08 11:02:05 AM

trappedspirit: ...need whip round after he is punished ...

I give up.  Aneurysm?


This.

...that?

what?
 
2013-10-08 11:05:21 AM
Fire, Fire, Fire, heh heh heh heh

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2013-10-08 11:07:55 AM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: trappedspirit: ...need whip round after he is punished ...

I give up.  Aneurysm?

This.

...that?

what?


Greenlighting English as second language may need whip round.
 
2013-10-08 11:09:43 AM
Maybe whip rounds is the new slang for those giant wheels on the cereal box/candy bar cars.
 
2013-10-08 11:27:53 AM
I work in BDSM clubs. I've never seen anywhere with bad access to fire exits, as most of the venues are also used for vanilla (i.e. not kinky) events too.
 
2013-10-08 11:29:10 AM
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Bad Americans?
 
2013-10-08 11:35:49 AM
Question. Any ladies out there got converted to some more kinky things by a sig other?

... and how did he/she get you to play along.

Want ideas to try and get my so to be more adventurous. Currently her idea of kink is leaving the lights on.

/otherwise wonderful woman... just can't get her to do anything slightly adventurous.
 
2013-10-08 11:41:53 AM
A "whip round" is UK slang for what US English speakers might call "passing the hat" around for money from a group of people.  For example, if someone in your office has a birthday, you might have a whip round to gather money from everyone to buy a cake and a stripper.

A fetish stripper.
 
2013-10-08 11:54:16 AM

gonegirl: A "whip round" is UK slang for what US English speakers might call "passing the hat" around for money from a group of people.  For example, if someone in your office has a birthday, you might have a whip round to gather money from everyone to buy a cake and a stripper.

A fetish stripper.


No... in the us you would get sued if you collected money in the office for a stripper... even if it were for after work.

Most won't even allow workers to consume a semi-alcoholic drink, like beer, at lunch for fear of lawsuits.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:19 PM
Oklahoma
 
2013-10-08 12:22:54 PM

gonegirl: A "whip round" is UK slang for what US English speakers might call "passing the hat" around for money from a group of people.  For example, if someone in your office has a birthday, you might have a whip round to gather money from everyone to buy a cake and a stripper.


So in other words, the pun was so perfect it plum evaded us.

Typical Fark.
 
2013-10-08 12:40:11 PM

BowtoMogul: Oklahoma


...where the men are men & the sheep are afraid.
 
2013-10-08 12:42:21 PM

CleanAndPure: No... in the us you would get sued if you collected money in the office for a stripper... even if it were for after work.


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2013-10-08 01:21:18 PM
And I always thought the BDSM crowd were proponents of "safe, sane, and consensual." Well, two (or one and a half) out of three isn't bad...
 
2013-10-08 01:28:16 PM
We can't legally deny your license, but we will make your life difficult because what you are doing makes me uncomfortable.  In the pants.
 
2013-10-08 03:57:50 PM
Don't some people pay good money to be chained up and burned.
 
2013-10-08 06:55:57 PM
In before Club Vandersexxx
 
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