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(NJ.com)   Tanning Mom and porn star Jenna Jameson get into a tiff at Exxxotica Expo 2013 over who looks more leathery   (nj.com) divider line 90
    More: Strange, Jenna Jameson, Exxxotica Expo, Exxxotica, Patricia Krentcil, Sydney Leathers, Nutley  
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2013-10-08 09:24:07 AM
WTF is "Tanning Mom" doing at a XXX convention?    Is she at a booth where you get to punch her?
 
2013-10-08 09:33:05 AM
"Patricia was selling signed photos for $10 each of her in the famous Baywatch bikini," GR Media said.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-08 09:47:30 AM
imgick.nj.com

Holy mother of god.......
 
2013-10-08 09:50:18 AM
I heard this on Howard this morning.

...what a mess some people are in this world.
 
2013-10-08 09:52:27 AM

basemetal: [imgick.nj.com image 620x411]

Holy mother of god.......


i1247.photobucket.com

Eye beach to the rescue!!!
 
2013-10-08 09:52:38 AM
How pathetic do you have to be to attend a porn convention? I'm thinking all of it.
 
2013-10-08 09:52:45 AM
>Sees "Jenna Jameson" in the headline
>grabs a tissue
>Sees "Tanning Mom" picture in this thread
>Wipes tears from eyes after crying about a burn victim
 
2013-10-08 09:52:57 AM
There is so much wrong with what I just read.
 
2013-10-08 09:53:50 AM
Krentcil, a Nutley resident, spent the evening next to Sydney Leathers

They should switch last names.
 
2013-10-08 09:56:09 AM
i104.photobucket.com

Thank you Tan Mother. Please sign the autograph "to your friend I M Melting"
 
2013-10-08 09:56:12 AM

Sock Ruh Tease: Krentcil, a Nutley resident, spent the evening next to Sydney Leathers

They should switch last names.


Ooh, even better than what I was going to say.

+1 sir or madam!
 
2013-10-08 09:56:22 AM
Hawp!
Check out the sweaty-assed sergeant cop in the second picture.
Public safety my ass.

/Krockodil women. blech.
 
2013-10-08 09:57:54 AM

megarian: There is so much wrong with what I just read.


And yet, it still made me chuckle.
 
2013-10-08 09:58:18 AM
What kind of reaction does one expect to receive when calling someone a whore at an adult entertainment convention?
 
2013-10-08 09:59:19 AM
Exxxotica Expo 2013...You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious
 
2013-10-08 09:59:24 AM
Leathery? Jenna is great looking. Being a pron star really doesn't bang you up physically. I mean, tagging your wife make her deflate or something? Everyone pays for sex, Jenna just made real money from it.
 
2013-10-08 09:59:28 AM
imgick.nj.com

That aint Tan Mom on the poster behind her. Even the cop is afraid of her.
 
2013-10-08 09:59:54 AM
As a side note, have you ever seen the movie Zombie Strippers staring Jenna Jameson?  Cinema gold right there, especially the scene where Jenna launches some billiard balls with her vajayjay.
 
2013-10-08 10:03:10 AM

69gnarkill69: As a side note, have you ever seen the movie Zombie Strippers staring Jenna Jameson?  Cinema gold right there, especially the scene where Jenna launches some billiard balls with her vajayjay.


not to sound boring or prude or old... but this gave me a sad.  for humanity.
 
2013-10-08 10:04:07 AM
i560.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-08 10:05:39 AM
Jenna Jameson used to be extremely attractive.  Key words in that sentence are "used to be."  What the hell happened to her....meth?
 
2013-10-08 10:06:49 AM

basemetal: [imgick.nj.com image 620x411]

Holy mother of god.......


Pale frosted lipstick looks good on nobody.
Not Japanese anti-fashion girls
Not college girls
Not strippers
And most especially not body-dismorphic attention whores
 
2013-10-08 10:07:11 AM

Thunderpipes: Leathery? Jenna is great looking. Being a pron star really doesn't bang you up physically. I mean, tagging your wife make her deflate or something? Everyone pays for sex, Jenna just made real money from it.


Jenna USED to look good. Now she looks like the warning poster for anorexia, bad plastic surgery and overtanning.

Before:
www.bergproperties.com
After:

www.mahiram.com
 
2013-10-08 10:07:19 AM

Coco LaFemme: Jenna Jameson used to be extremely attractive.  Key words in that sentence are "used to be."  What the hell happened to her....meth?


Oh, I don't know, I think she's aged pretty well.
 
2013-10-08 10:07:51 AM
images.enstarz.com


you'll hate me forever....
 
2013-10-08 10:07:59 AM
Jenna's looking increasingly like Jocelyn Wildenstein.  Such a shame.
 
2013-10-08 10:08:55 AM

mbillips: How pathetic do you have to be to attend a porn convention? I'm thinking all of it.


chompsy.com
It can always get worse.

Chalk me up with the group wondering wtf tanning mom is doing in a XXXcon.  Is...is she about to make a film ala octomom?  Oh god.....

OH GOD!Can you imagine it?  Expand it a bit....

Tanning Momma
blog.zap2it.com
OctoMomma
images.sodahead.com
and          and  AND........oh god one other...who...Oh my, JOE THE PLUMBER!
i.huffpost.com

Two hours of threesome porn shoot with these three.

We can call it:

"Joe Vs. The Dark Octopussy Mommas"

Ok I'm probably going to hell, but we might make some money off of this.  I'll bang a script out by lunch, somebody give me a call.
 
2013-10-08 10:09:18 AM

basemetal: [imgick.nj.com image 620x411]

Holy mother of god.......


www.affinityxm.com.php5-10.dfw1-1.websitetestlink.com
 
2013-10-08 10:09:29 AM

Coco LaFemme: Jenna Jameson used to be extremely attractive.  Key words in that sentence are "used to be."  What the hell happened to her....meth?


Mostly plastic surgery and anorexia. Women should never, ever get their lips plumped. They don't look younger, they just look swollen. Jenna Jameson has pretty much zero body fat, which makes her oversized fake boobs look ridiculous.
 
2013-10-08 10:10:18 AM
Am I supposed to know who either of these women are?
 
2013-10-08 10:10:40 AM
i00.i.aliimg.com

Maybe if someone famous signs her face it will be worth some money?
 
2013-10-08 10:13:01 AM

gravebayne2: [images.enstarz.com image 480x600]


you'll hate me forever....


i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-08 10:13:12 AM
mashable.com
 
2013-10-08 10:13:57 AM
images.wikia.com
 
2013-10-08 10:14:11 AM

gravebayne2: [images.enstarz.com image 480x600]


you'll hate me forever....


Looks like the Loch Ness Monster is about to sneak up on her.
 
2013-10-08 10:14:23 AM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-08 10:15:13 AM
Oh Jenna.....my 1st love, wtf happened to your face?

I wanna remember you like you were in Flashpoint!!
Make me forget what I just saw!! Make me forget what I just saw!!

ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-10-08 10:16:13 AM

hillary: Am I supposed to know who either of these women are?


What do you do when you're waiting in line at the supermarket? Me, I read the tabloid headlines. Both of these gals show up regularly.
 
2013-10-08 10:16:56 AM

xtonyx: What kind of reaction does one expect to receive when calling someone a whore at an adult entertainment convention?


A thank you?
 
2013-10-08 10:18:52 AM

mbillips: hillary: Am I supposed to know who either of these women are?

What do you do when you're waiting in line at the supermarket? Me, I read the tabloid headlines. Both of these gals show up regularly.


I shop at places that don't sell those, or use the self-checkout lanes.
 
2013-10-08 10:19:33 AM

orclover: mbillips: How pathetic do you have to be to attend a porn convention? I'm thinking all of it.

[chompsy.com image 200x200]
It can always get worse.

Chalk me up with the group wondering wtf tanning mom is doing in a XXXcon.  Is...is she about to make a film ala octomom?  Oh god.....

OH GOD!Can you imagine it?  Expand it a bit....

Tanning Momma
[blog.zap2it.com image 300x400]
OctoMomma
[images.sodahead.com image 300x300]
and          and  AND........oh god one other...who...Oh my, JOE THE PLUMBER!
[i.huffpost.com image 260x190]

Two hours of threesome porn shoot with these three.

We can call it:"Joe Vs. The Dark Octopussy Mommas"Ok I'm probably going to hell, but we might make some money off of this.  I'll bang a script out by lunch, somebody give me a call.


*starts fapping to all three...

Come on, I can't be the only, right? RIght?
 
2013-10-08 10:21:03 AM

xtonyx: What kind of reaction does one expect to receive when calling someone a whore at an adult entertainment convention?


America's hypocrisy about prostitution is so silly. It's illegal to pay someone to have sex with you or someone else, unless you film it. Then you're good to go. Technically, Jenna Jameson IS a whore, but since she's banging other whores, she's just a movie star.
 
2013-10-08 10:21:27 AM

hillary: Am I supposed to know who either of these women are?


JJ is a fairly high-profile porn star, (ie, like Ron Jeremy), you don't have to be "addicted to porn" to know who she is.... I guess if you don't get near porn at all, you wouldn't know who she is.

"Tanning Mom" is more of an internet meme... she got in the news for taking her 8 year old to a tanning booth, and for making old used up baseball gloves look good in comparison.
 
2013-10-08 10:24:03 AM

dletter: hillary: Am I supposed to know who either of these women are?

JJ is a fairly high-profile porn star, (ie, like Ron Jeremy), you don't have to be "addicted to porn" to know who she is.... I guess if you don't get near porn at all, you wouldn't know who she is.

"Tanning Mom" is more of an internet meme... she got in the news for taking her 8 year old to a tanning booth, and for making old used up baseball gloves look good in comparison.


JJ also wrote a best-selling book that got a lot of publicity, so even if you don't get near porn at all you should probably have at least passing familiarity with the name.
 
2013-10-08 10:25:54 AM

blatz514: megarian: There is so much wrong with what I just read.

And yet, it still made me chuckle.


I took a screen shot and put it as my coworker's wallpaper.

He's about to have a bad time.
 
2013-10-08 10:26:18 AM
Thank you, I try?
 
2013-10-08 10:28:49 AM
Just another case of the Pot calling the Kettle "brown".
 
2013-10-08 10:31:25 AM

mbillips: xtonyx: What kind of reaction does one expect to receive when calling someone a whore at an adult entertainment convention?

America's hypocrisy about prostitution is so silly. It's illegal to pay someone to have sex with you or someone else, unless you film it. Then you're good to go. Technically, Jenna Jameson IS a whore, but since she's banging other whores, she's just a movie star.


I've always wondered about this. It seems like it would be an easily exploited loophole. "Make your own porno". There must be some kind of measures taken to prevent this that I'm not aware of.

/Or am I wrong and they actually do that all the time?
//Prostitution should be legal anyway.
 
2013-10-08 10:33:06 AM
Of all the things in the world I can't fap to, I can't fap to this the most.
 
2013-10-08 10:34:37 AM
I really hope Jenna has a warranty on the plastic parts of her face.

Yikes. The lip-job* is particularly awful.

*huh huh huh lip job
 
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