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2013-10-08 12:24:19 AM
Shhh... Orange-sama bin Boehner and the rest of Tea Qaeda don't want you to know there are enough votes in the House to pass a clean funding bill RIGHT NOW. This self-inflicted national nightmare would be over in an instant.
 
2013-10-08 12:32:57 AM
We get it, he's orange.

/like Scooter
 
2013-10-08 12:34:33 AM

shower_in_my_socks: Orange-sama bin Boehner


Bless your heart, you tried so hard to be funny.
 
2013-10-08 12:53:38 AM

Mrbogey: shower_in_my_socks: Orange-sama bin Boehner

Bless your heart, you tried so hard to be funny.


Give him a break. It's the GOP. Most funny things about them have already been said.
 
2013-10-08 01:05:46 AM

MrBallou: Give him a break. It's the GOP. Most funny things about them have already been said.


I put Mrtrolley on ignore a long time ago. I think Orange-sama bin Boehner is at least as funny as "BOB" and "Obummer," but maybe not as funny as the teleprompter meme, which is a joke with such genius that one can keep returning to it time and again without wearing it out.
 
2013-10-08 01:19:40 AM

shower_in_my_socks: MrBallou: Give him a break. It's the GOP. Most funny things about them have already been said.

I put Mrtrolley on ignore a long time ago. I think Orange-sama bin Boehner is at least as funny as "BOB" and "Obummer," but maybe not as funny as the teleprompter meme, which is a joke with such genius that one can keep returning to it time and again without wearing it out.


I always thought the BOB thing had so much potential for counter-ridicule. It's a shame the FarkWits didn't exploit it.

Orangesama was good. Be proud of it.
 
2013-10-08 01:35:52 AM

shower_in_my_socks: I think Orange-sama bin Boehner is at least as funny as "BOB" and "Obummer,"


You don't believe in setting a high bar for yourself, huh?
 
2013-10-08 02:14:04 AM

MrBallou: Mrbogey: shower_in_my_socks: Orange-sama bin Boehner

Bless your heart, you tried so hard to be funny.

Give him a break. It's the GOP. Most funny things about them have already been said.


...by Republicans.  Who weren't trying to be funny.
 
2013-10-08 02:22:34 AM

Weatherkiss: We get it, he's orange.

/like Scooter


imageshack.com

What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2013-10-08 06:45:50 AM
Does this Oompah Loompah really believe anyone but the diehard GOP base believes the disingenuous bullshiat he's been spewing?

I mean, CR is based on the GOP's numbers, and Cantor pretty much admitted this was a victory for them back in September.

So, who does this asshole think he's fooling?

We watching a bunch of grown men throw a temper tantrum because they couldn't defeat the ACA via legislation, via the Supreme Court, and via a Presidential Election. They have no strategy. They have no shame... And apparently, they have no brains.
 
2013-10-08 06:47:43 AM

MrBallou: shower_in_my_socks: MrBallou: Give him a break. It's the GOP. Most funny things about them have already been said.

I put Mrtrolley on ignore a long time ago. I think Orange-sama bin Boehner is at least as funny as "BOB" and "Obummer," but maybe not as funny as the teleprompter meme, which is a joke with such genius that one can keep returning to it time and again without wearing it out.

I always thought the BOB thing had so much potential for counter-ridicule. It's a shame the FarkWits didn't exploit it.

Orangesama was good. Be proud of it.


Don't plan to shutdown
Unless you have somethang

B.o.B
 
2013-10-08 06:49:31 AM
The comments on that page are.......well, just about as asinine as I guess I would expect on an online forum.

But I especially like the guys complaining about Obama as dictator on Obama's facebook page.  Because if anything says "totalitarian dictator" like allowing free criticism directly to the dictator, I don't know what words mean.
 
2013-10-08 06:50:56 AM

keylock71: Does this Oompah Loompah really believe anyone but the diehard GOP base believes the disingenuous bullshiat he's been spewing?

I mean, CR is based on the GOP's numbers, and Cantor pretty much admitted this was a victory for them back in September.

So, who does this asshole think he's fooling?

We watching a bunch of grown men throw a temper tantrum because they couldn't defeat the ACA via legislation, via the Supreme Court, and via a Presidential Election. They have no strategy. They have no shame... And apparently, they have no brains.


They will try a repeal should they get the presidency in 2016.

Dear god, America, for once don't have a memory of a goldfish.
 
2013-10-08 06:53:06 AM
Dear pols of both parties: Whether its Sarah Palin doing it or Barack Obama doing it, I feel that trolling each other on Facebook cheapens all involved. Please, stop it.

Thank you.

/Not a "BSABSVR"
 
2013-10-08 06:54:09 AM
Some of the comments on that are disturbingly Poe's Law (as it applies to politics). I wonder how many of those people are being paid to troll President Obama's FB page and how many are doing it just to self reinforce their bias.
 
2013-10-08 06:56:21 AM

shower_in_my_socks: put Mrtrolley on ignore a long time ago. I think Orange-sama bin Boehner is at least as funny as "BOB" and "Obummer,"


Calling him Boner is funnier because 'penis'
 
2013-10-08 06:57:20 AM

Krieghund: shower_in_my_socks: I think Orange-sama bin Boehner is at least as funny as "BOB" and "Obummer,"

You don't believe in setting a high bar for yourself, huh?


3.bp.blogspot.com
Well, this thread went meta quickly.
 
2013-10-08 07:06:20 AM

HOOBOY!: The comments are predictably derptastic.


This.
 
2013-10-08 07:06:25 AM
Page unavailable? Never seen that on FB before.
 
2013-10-08 07:06:34 AM

shower_in_my_socks: Weatherkiss: We get it, he's orange.

/like Scooter

[imageshack.com image 450x537]

What has been seen cannot be unseen.


WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER, I TALKED JUST! LIKE! THIS!
 
2013-10-08 07:06:39 AM

NeverDrunk23: keylock71: Does this Oompah Loompah really believe anyone but the diehard GOP base believes the disingenuous bullshiat he's been spewing?

I mean, CR is based on the GOP's numbers, and Cantor pretty much admitted this was a victory for them back in September.

So, who does this asshole think he's fooling?

We watching a bunch of grown men throw a temper tantrum because they couldn't defeat the ACA via legislation, via the Supreme Court, and via a Presidential Election. They have no strategy. They have no shame... And apparently, they have no brains.

They will try a repeal should they get the presidency in 2016.

Dear god, America, for once don't have a memory of a goldfish.


If they get 51 seats in the Senate too, they will dispense with the filibuster immediately and do it. Absolutely NOTHING Republicans hate more than poor people being treated like humans. Except brown people and women. Because poor white men will vote to make themselves even poorer if it means that women and brown people will be made even MORE poor.
 
2013-10-08 07:07:03 AM
My facebook page has been filled with all sorts of derp the last week or so. That's what I get for going to high school in the Florida Panhandle.
 
2013-10-08 07:10:07 AM

kittyhas1000legs: Page unavailable? Never seen that on FB before.


I've been getting that all night on my phone. The app is OK, though.
 
2013-10-08 07:11:40 AM
Boehner should start holding votes.... the day after Reid starts allowing votes first.
 
2013-10-08 07:13:17 AM

Descartes: Boehner should start holding votes.... the day after Reid starts allowing votes first.


collapseofindustrialcivilization.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-08 07:13:18 AM

Descartes: Boehner should start holding votes.... the day after Reid starts allowing votes first.


Derp? Derp derp. Derpderpderpderp. Derp.
 
2013-10-08 07:15:51 AM

HOOBOY!: The comments are predictably derptastic.


Some serious walls of derptastic text. Wow.
 
2013-10-08 07:15:57 AM
1, 2... 40 votes yeah

It's slush-national, underground,
budget drops pounds when I shut it down
Like a million elephants all want to complain
You can't stop this train
Who want some? Don't come unprepared
I'll be there, but when I'm in the big chair
Speaker is a household name
NOAA's not telling us it's gon' rain
So now we in a shutdown, soaking wet
Trying to save face with people we've never met
Electorate's starting to get upset
But this'll be the year we do something about debt

Oh Na, na naaaaaaa
In Washington anything goes
Vote how you want just as long as you know
consequences, to give and for livin'
The fence is too high to jump in jail
Compromise with the dems? Like Hell
DERP!
Get a health plan, they now on sale
Then I might vote for you a spell
absentee ballot just came in the mail
Gonna try to strong-arm old Obammer
To bait him on public funding matters
Cure for cancer? Cure for AIDS?
Make a speaker wanna stay shut down for days
Get back to your state, things are wrong
(Not really, it was bad all along)
Before the left adds up to a ball of power
Thoughts at a thousand microns an hour
Hello Tea Show, when negotiating,
believe there's always more.... AHHHH

Don't pull the gavel unless you're gonna bang
B.o.B.
Don't plan to shutdown unless you have something
B.o.B.
 
2013-10-08 07:17:18 AM

HOOBOY!: KeatingFive: Descartes: Boehner should start holding votes.... the day after Reid starts allowing votes first.

Derp? Derp derp. Derpderpderpderp. Derp.

I've been seeing that statement about Reid a lot lately. "Derp" just doesn't really do it justice.


Well, I know it's actually a lie, but you don't want to call out liars too much around here for lying...
 
2013-10-08 07:18:42 AM

NeverDrunk23: They will try a repeal should they get the presidency in 2016.

Dear god, America, for once don't have a memory of a goldfish.


Historically, budget-fighting to the point of government shutdowns so far has:

1. Branded the Democrats with the old "weak on defense" for three decades, lost them control of the government in the late 80s/early 90s.

2. Broken the GOP "permanent majority" thing in the mid-90s, contributed to the dissatisfaction that got a lot of people tossed out of office.

... yeah, that's not really a good set of precedents for the party controlling the house when this kind of stuff goes down.  I don't think you have to worry about the electorate punishing this kind of crap.
 
2013-10-08 07:20:26 AM

Descartes: Boehner should start holding votes.... the day after Reid starts allowing votes first.


www.un.org
 
2013-10-08 07:22:22 AM
i272.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-08 07:22:55 AM
I like the comment from the guy who says Obama is a "squatter" in the White House and needs to be removed by park rangers. WTF? Are people really this delusional?
 
2013-10-08 07:24:28 AM

Babbs: I like the comment from the guy who says Obama is a "squatter" in the White House and needs to be removed by park rangers. WTF? Are people really this delusional?


Have you actually TALKED to a teabagger?
 
2013-10-08 07:26:19 AM

KeatingFive: Have you actually TALKED to a teabagger?


You don't talk to a teabagger, they talk at you.
 
2013-10-08 07:28:46 AM

KeatingFive: Babbs: I like the comment from the guy who says Obama is a "squatter" in the White House and needs to be removed by park rangers. WTF? Are people really this delusional?

Have you actually TALKED to a teabagger?


Nope. I won't engage them. Actually unfriended a pretty good "friend" on Facebook because of the derp. It's bad enough reading it on the internet, don't need that aggravation in person.
 
2013-10-08 07:33:00 AM

Descartes:


You know what?
Your team planned this thing in advance, pulled the trigger, and then cheered when you shut the government down.

You can at least OWN the chaos instead of trying to blame it on the other guy.

You know, like an adult would.
 
2013-10-08 07:36:18 AM

Babbs: KeatingFive: Babbs: I like the comment from the guy who says Obama is a "squatter" in the White House and needs to be removed by park rangers. WTF? Are people really this delusional?

Have you actually TALKED to a teabagger?

Nope. I won't engage them. Actually unfriended a pretty good "friend" on Facebook because of the derp. It's bad enough reading it on the internet, don't need that aggravation in person.


I try to engage if they are family or close friends. I've at least gotten my dad to come around to the position of "If it's such a bad law, re-gain a majority in 2014 and repeal it. If it truly is the insidious law it's being made out to be, should be no problem getting the votes next year."

Image macros on facebook allow for an all new set of bumper sticker politics - one where the person can quite literally de-friend themselves into their own newsfeed echo chamber.
 
2013-10-08 07:39:30 AM

Cozret: KeatingFive: Have you actually TALKED to a teabagger?

You don't talk to a teabagger, they talk at you.


listening isn't in the "skills" section of the teabagger resume.
 
2013-10-08 07:40:06 AM
Wait the world is going to hell and the president is playing candy crush and posting pictures of cats?
 
2013-10-08 07:42:57 AM

Cheron: Wait the world is going to hell and the president is playing candy crush and posting pictures of cats?


And yet, it's STILL more grown-up and professional and intelligent than what the Tea Party is doing!
 
2013-10-08 07:43:35 AM

Cozret: KeatingFive: Have you actually TALKED to a teabagger?

You don't talk to a teabagger, they talk at you.


I have an uncle like that. I really love the man and he has been an awesome uncle my entire life. He derps so hard and with such conviction I just don't have the stomach to destroy his arguments. He would take it personally and I will not be the cause of bad blood between us.
 
2013-10-08 07:44:12 AM

BarrRepublican: 1, 2... 40 votes yeah

It's slush-national, underground,
budget drops pounds when I shut it down...


Wonderful song.  Unfortunately, the only thing that people are going to remember from it?

"Who is B.o.B.?"
 
2013-10-08 07:44:50 AM
FB is blocked at my work.. Any chance of a synopsis?

\intrigued face
 
2013-10-08 07:45:54 AM

LeoffDaGrate: BarrRepublican: 1, 2... 40 votes yeah

It's slush-national, underground,
budget drops pounds when I shut it down...

Wonderful song.  Unfortunately, the only thing that people are going to remember from it?

"Who is B.o.B.?"


Bombed Orange Boehner
 
2013-10-08 07:49:25 AM

HOOBOY!: sammyk: Cozret: KeatingFive: Have you actually TALKED to a teabagger?

You don't talk to a teabagger, they talk at you.

I have an uncle like that. I really love the man and he has been an awesome uncle my entire life. He derps so hard and with such conviction I just don't have the stomach to destroy his arguments. He would take it personally and I will not be the cause of bad blood between us.

I've come to the conclusion that the only cure for Teabaggerism is the sweet embrace of death. Morbid obesity, prison, hunting accidents and diabetes aren't working nearly fast enough.


In light of this, maybe GOP opposition to Obamacare is an effort to kill off teabaggers.
 
2013-10-08 07:51:24 AM

Cheron: Wait the world is going to hell and the president is playing candy crush and posting pictures of cats?


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-08 07:52:28 AM
Boehner has become that guy in disaster movies who slowly goes crazy and then when things seem to be at their worst decides to say "F*ck it, if I'm going down I'm taking all you son of b*tches with me!"  He's not running for Speaker again, which normally means he'll retire soon. It makes you wonder if he's making the Teabaggers who screwed up his Speakership go all the way through with the shutdown in order to make them so unpopular they get defeated.

Or he could be just covering his ass by ensuring if the Teabaggers win the civil war he's not seen as an enemy so he can still have a job lobbying Congress when he retires.
 
2013-10-08 07:54:18 AM
I have an honest question. I live in the reddest state in the union, and everywhere I go I'm hearing derp from Teabaggers. I even went and had my hair done the other day, and had to sit and listen to how this is all Obama's fault, blah blah blah. DO you engage these people, or do you just sit there and let them derp? It's really becoming an issue for me. How do you guys handle it in public places when the subject of the shutdown comes up?
 
2013-10-08 07:56:19 AM

Babbs: I have an honest question. I live in the reddest state in the union, and everywhere I go I'm hearing derp from Teabaggers. I even went and had my hair done the other day, and had to sit and listen to how this is all Obama's fault, blah blah blah. DO you engage these people, or do you just sit there and let them derp? It's really becoming an issue for me. How do you guys handle it in public places when the subject of the shutdown comes up?


Listen to all their crazy, then look them square in the eye and without breaking eye contact pat them gently on the head while saying, "AWWWWW"
 
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