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(Black Sports Online)   MMA fighter calls timeout in middle of match then jumps out of cage   (blacksportsonline.com ) divider line 31
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2013-10-07 10:53:09 PM  
Is he French?
 
2013-10-07 11:22:46 PM  
Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?

Also, Black Sports Online? Is this supposed to be the Black ESPN? Like BET is the Black E network?
 
2013-10-07 11:33:33 PM  

HawgWild: Was that wrong? Should he not have done that?

Also, Black Sports Online? Is this supposed to be the Black ESPN? Like BET is the Black E network?


And is it racist to notice that it was the black guy, not the brown guy, who cut and ran?
 
2013-10-08 12:14:20 AM  
www.lolbrary.com
 
2013-10-08 01:33:04 AM  
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
 
2013-10-08 02:05:02 AM  
He'd clearly sustained enough head punches to believe MMA = WWE and promptly left. I'm frankly surprised that this isn't a frequent occurrence in this sport.
 
2013-10-08 02:14:29 AM  
That's the smartest move I've ever seen any MMA fighter make.
 
2013-10-08 02:22:51 AM  
In a pro-wrestling cage match, he would have been the winner.
 
2013-10-08 03:10:49 AM  
Rousimar Palhares sorta tried that once.

/to be fair, he is severely developmentally disabled
 
2013-10-08 03:11:32 AM  
Well at least his name will live on in infamy.
 
2013-10-08 03:39:09 AM  
It's like when that last punch landed, he suddenly realized what the hell am I doing with my life? This is no way to make a living. I should go to college.
 
2013-10-08 04:04:00 AM  
What a stupid sport.
 
2013-10-08 07:43:37 AM  

Apos: He'd clearly sustained enough head punches to believe MMA = WWE and promptly left. I'm frankly surprised that this isn't a frequent occurrence in this sport.


It's fairly common in local/regional shows like this, but usually they stay in the cage and "find a way out," either by turtling and waiting or giving up an easy sub.
 
2013-10-08 07:56:17 AM  
BAH GAWD KING! HE IS RUNNING AWAY LIKE A SCALDED DOG!
 
2013-10-08 08:32:09 AM  
A curious game, the only way to win is not to play.
 
2013-10-08 09:22:16 AM  
diarrhea?
 
2013-10-08 09:25:25 AM  
The guy is lucky the other fighter didn't confirm from the ref that there was no "time out", and then jump and pummel the dude, legally.  Protect yourself at all times, etc.
 
2013-10-08 10:07:32 AM  

Confabulat: It's like when that last punch landed, he suddenly realized what the hell am I doing with my life? This is no way to make a living. I should go to college.


This. It knocked something loose in his head, and he realized that there are better things for a man to do with his life than sweaty dick-punching.
 
2013-10-08 10:24:40 AM  

Apos: He'd clearly sustained enough head punches to believe MMA = WWE and promptly left. I'm frankly surprised that this isn't a frequent occurrence in this sport.


Only an idiot thinks that.

/wrestling fan
 
2013-10-08 10:32:56 AM  
Jon Fitch nods in approval.
 
2013-10-08 10:35:19 AM  

CruiserTwelve: What a stupid sport.



Would you rather guys who do it get what they need in a bar instead?

Male humans in their physical prime often crave violence with other male humans in their physical prime to assert dominance. It is common mating ritual behavior in primates and mammals in general.
 
2013-10-08 10:43:38 AM  
If this were a lumberjack match, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-10-08 11:14:02 AM  

FarkinHostile: CruiserTwelve: What a stupid sport.


Would you rather guys who do it get what they need in a bar instead?

Male humans in their physical prime often crave violence with other male humans in their physical prime to assert dominance. It is common mating ritual behavior in primates and mammals in general.


wait, so you saying that bar fights are between guys who are in their physical prime and all they are doing is trying to prove who the better man is? Here I always thought it was between a couple drunk morons who have too much ego to realize that the only outcome is to be tossed out of a bar and into a drunk tank.


/of course, then they get charged with drunk in public when all they wanted was to drunk in the bar.
 
2013-10-08 11:46:11 AM  

FarkinHostile: CruiserTwelve: What a stupid sport.


Would you rather guys who do it get what they need in a bar instead?

Male humans in their physical prime often crave violence with other male humans in their physical prime to assert a common mating ritual behavior in primates and mammals in general.


... not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
2013-10-08 12:59:07 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Rousimar Palhares sorta tried that once.

/to be fair, he is severely developmentally disabled


He isn't developmentally disabled, he is under evolved.
 
2013-10-08 01:40:33 PM  

FarkinHostile: Male humans in their physical prime often crave violence with other male humans in their physical prime to assert dominance. It is common mating ritual behavior in primates and mammals in general.


Stop it. You're making me gay.
 
2013-10-08 01:47:31 PM  
CruiserTwelve:

Stop it. You're making me gay.

I'm sure it's not the first time that has happened ;)
 
2013-10-08 03:45:53 PM  

HotWingAgenda: That's the smartest move I've ever seen any MMA fighter make.


Exactly what I was thinking. If you're going to lose then why put yourself through a single second more of that kind of punishment.
 
2013-10-08 05:07:55 PM  
I'd point and laugh, but if I ever found myself locked in a fight cage, you bet your ass I'd be climbing on out of there. I wouldn't even wait for the opening bell.
 
2013-10-08 10:39:11 PM  
Sometimes in life you just gotta say fark this and gtfo, this guy had enough. though he could have just told the ref he's had enough and ended the match.
 
2013-10-09 04:57:39 AM  
FarkinHostile: ...

Farkenhostile: ...

Speaking of male farkers in their prime, you two should fight it out over that username to assert dominance.
 
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