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(CBS Chicago)   The impossible has occurred; there exists a person worse than Gallagher with a sledgehammer   (chicago.cbslocal.com) divider line 91
    More: Sick, there exists, Alfreda Giedrojc, Bolingbrook, knife  
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2013-10-08 12:23:58 AM
After striking the baby multiple times, the baby was still crying and moving, so the grandmother slit the child's throat with a large carving knife, Deno said.

Wow. If you need multiple blows with a sledgehammer to kill a 6-month-old you might be doing it wrong.
 
2013-10-08 12:24:41 AM

fusillade762: Wow. If you need multiple blows with a sledgehammer to kill a 6-month-old you might be doing it wrong.


You sound experienced in this. How many blows SHOULD one need to kill a six month old. I ask because reasons.
 
2013-10-08 01:09:17 AM

fusillade762: After striking the baby multiple times, the baby was still crying and moving, so the grandmother slit the child's throat with a large carving knife, Deno said.


Jesus Hamilton Christ, that's horrifying. This kind of stuff really makes me vacillate on my objections against the death penalty.
 
2013-10-08 01:09:26 AM
I kicked the habit
kicked the habit, kicked the habit
Shed my skin
shed my ski-in
This is the new stuff
this is the new stuff
I smash babies' head in
smashes babies' heads in.....
 
2013-10-08 01:31:29 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: fusillade762: After striking the baby multiple times, the baby was still crying and moving, so the grandmother slit the child's throat with a large carving knife, Deno said.

Jesus Hamilton Christ, that's horrifying. This kind of stuff really makes me vacillate on my objections against the death penalty.


Hamilton?
 
2013-10-08 03:15:06 AM

hardinparamedic: fusillade762: Wow. If you need multiple blows with a sledgehammer to kill a 6-month-old you might be doing it wrong.

You sound experienced in this. How many blows SHOULD one need to kill a six month old. I ask because reasons.


www.thewisestmen.com

"A one...a two...a three!"

/So sorry.
 
2013-10-08 04:37:22 AM
Wow. Why would anyone do that? Unless the baby was the antichrist, but he's not due for a few months yet, so why would she do that?
 
2013-10-08 05:24:25 AM

hardinparamedic: fusillade762: Wow. If you need multiple blows with a sledgehammer to kill a 6-month-old you might be doing it wrong.

You sound experienced in this. How many blows SHOULD one need to kill a six month old. I ask because reasons.


Well; we know it takes 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop....
 
2013-10-08 05:24:39 AM
I'm against the death penalty but kill them with a sledgehammer. We can get Death Row Immates to do it as they don't have anything to lose and even they are disgusted at this.
 
2013-10-08 05:25:52 AM

Sgt Otter: hardinparamedic: fusillade762: Wow. If you need multiple blows with a sledgehammer to kill a 6-month-old you might be doing it wrong.

You sound experienced in this. How many blows SHOULD one need to kill a six month old. I ask because reasons.



"A one...a two...a three!"

/So sorry.


Damn you to hell; I came here to post that!

/ shakes tiny fist

// good show, old chap
 
2013-10-08 05:30:15 AM
Someone needs to use a sledgeamatic  on the biatch.
 
2013-10-08 05:31:15 AM
"Bah Gawd King she's got that damn sledgehammer! Somebody ring the damn bell!"
 
2013-10-08 05:32:51 AM
ecmoRandomNumbers:Jesus Hamilton Christ, that's horrifying. This kind of stuff really makes me vacillate on my objections against the death penalty.

As opposed to, say, appropriate medical treatment for paranoid schizophrenia?
 
2013-10-08 05:36:31 AM
What was the motive here?
 
2013-10-08 05:36:46 AM
She's obviously lost her mind but I find it difficult to believe there was no irrational behavior before this.
 
2013-10-08 05:39:57 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: fusillade762: After striking the baby multiple times, the baby was still crying and moving, so the grandmother slit the child's throat with a large carving knife, Deno said.

Jesus Hamilton Christ, that's horrifying. This kind of stuff really makes me vacillate on my objections against the death penalty.


I'm right there with you.

This thread will surely fill with people saying "Blah blah Obama, blah blah abortion, blah blah infanticide."  Those people make me vacillate on my objections to forced vasectomies.
 
2013-10-08 05:43:32 AM
As the parent of a 4-month old girl, I really shouldn't have read that.

/time for a hug, little 'un
 
2013-10-08 05:49:44 AM
Come on we don't know the full story! Who knows, maybe the kid is the reincarnation of some kind of demon and the old woman just saved the world!
 
2013-10-08 05:54:13 AM

1)
i.imgur.com

2)

Lenny_da_Hog: I kicked the habit
kicked the habit, kicked the habit
Shed my skin
shed my ski-in
This is the new stuff
this is the new stuff
I smash babies' head in
smashes babies' heads in.....


i.imgur.com

Well, at least you're not as bad as the Farkers who shall be along shortly with the dead baby jokes.

/I'm all for a good dead baby joke, when they're not real-dead-baby adjacent
 
2013-10-08 05:54:31 AM

ecmoRandomNumbers: This kind of stuff really makes me vacillate on my objections against the death penalty.


Then they're probably not good objections.

I read stories like this and feel my legal system would be a good one.
 
2013-10-08 05:54:49 AM
Crap... after reading that, I need a hug.
 
2013-10-08 05:55:09 AM

GreenSun: Come on we don't know the full story! Who knows, maybe the kid is the reincarnation of some kind of demon and the old woman just saved the world!


Know how many years she'll get in prison for saving us all?

Cause I'm guessing it's somewhere around tree fiddy.
 
2013-10-08 06:09:34 AM

Rhino_man: GreenSun: Come on we don't know the full story! Who knows, maybe the kid is the reincarnation of some kind of demon and the old woman just saved the world!

Know how many years she'll get in prison for saving us all?

Cause I'm guessing it's somewhere around tree fiddy.


It was about at that time; that I noticed she was a 40 ft tall plezeasaur, from the mezzazoic era.

/ goddamn lock ness monster
 
2013-10-08 06:16:27 AM
The woman obviously has underlying mental issues. Find it difficult to believe that no one saw any evidence of it prior to this horrific action.
And as a cop, my heart goes out to the responding officers who had to see that. I hope to hell I never have to see something like that.

/already seen enough
//gracias muy mucho
///not sure why espanol
 
2013-10-08 06:20:19 AM
Jesus Christ.  I think that is the worst thing I have ever read in my life.  It literally made me nauseous.

Again I ask, what the fark is up with Chicago?
 
2013-10-08 06:26:37 AM
It was farking chicago - why didn't the filthy cops blow her ass away and go out for doughnuts?
 
2013-10-08 06:28:31 AM
I don't wish to alarm anyone but the woman in the story might just be a little cuckoo.
 
2013-10-08 06:33:41 AM
Send her through the due process quickly, but turn up the juice very, very slowly:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-08 06:36:19 AM

hardinparamedic: fusillade762: Wow. If you need multiple blows with a sledgehammer to kill a 6-month-old you might be doing it wrong.

You sound experienced in this. How many blows SHOULD one need to kill a six month old. I ask because reasons.


one...a two.. a three.. crunch!  three.
/obscure?
 
2013-10-08 06:37:33 AM
Hmm, shouldn't a sledgehammer alone be enough to make one jar of gerber?
 
2013-10-08 06:37:34 AM
Oh good, I was starting to have faith in humanity again.  Thanks for scratching that right out.
 
2013-10-08 06:38:32 AM
You know, folks who save hundreds of dollars by switching to GEICO sure are crazy.

How crazy are they?

Crazier than a grandma playing Gallagher with a baby.

/So sorry.
 
2013-10-08 06:39:19 AM
They found Chernobog's wife.
 
2013-10-08 06:44:55 AM
Man, this thread is grim. A murder so grisly...
 
2013-10-08 06:45:56 AM
The last words they heard: Trust me. I know what I'm doing.
 
2013-10-08 06:50:15 AM
*clicks link

Nope subby, not even close.
 
2013-10-08 07:04:49 AM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: I find it difficult to believe there was no irrational behavior before this.


Well, it's not like anyone is going to say they saw it coming.  They're either so far up denial river that the boat's sitting on damp gravel, or they're looking to distance themselves as far away from the crazy as possible if only to avoid unwanted attention themselves.
 
2013-10-08 07:05:10 AM
First thing in the Damn morning! Really?

Can someone turn this into a bunny thread or something?
 
2013-10-08 07:08:47 AM

big pig peaches: First thing in the Damn morning! Really?

Can someone turn this into a bunny thread or something?


ask and Ye shall receive:
 
2013-10-08 07:14:45 AM
www.collapseboard.com
wut?
 
2013-10-08 07:23:39 AM
media.nbcchicago.com

'nuff said.
 
2013-10-08 07:23:53 AM
The person most likely to harm your child is a family member or close friend...
 
2013-10-08 07:24:36 AM

darch: The woman obviously has underlying mental issues. Find it difficult to believe that no one saw any evidence of it prior to this horrific action.
And as a cop, my heart goes out to the responding officers who had to see that. I hope to hell I never have to see something like that.

/already seen enough
//gracias muy mucho
///not sure why espanol


I really hope for the sake of humanity that there are underlying mental issues at play, but I'd try to stay away from calling it "obvious" and asserting that SOMEONE should have seen it coming.

I'm really holding out for the Satan incarnate and Grandma was saving humanity... but I have my doubts.
 
2013-10-08 07:28:09 AM
Grandma, when she was younger ...

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-08 07:30:02 AM

big pig peaches: First thing in the Damn morning! Really?

Can someone turn this into a bunny thread or something?


Can't post pics with my phone, but go here for all your bunny needs:

http://www.dailybunny.com
 
2013-10-08 07:30:17 AM
Lots easier to load 'em if you use a pitchfork.
 
2013-10-08 07:34:29 AM
I'm breaking kids in the, hot sun.
I fought the law and the, law won.
 
2013-10-08 07:41:31 AM
I'm usually one for snark but I just can't. This is truly horrifying. Almost as bad as "Daddy ate my eyes".
 
2013-10-08 07:43:43 AM
FTFA: Oak Lawn Police said Alfreda Giedrojc, of the 6600 block of West 91st Street, has been charged with one count of first-degree murder in the death of her 6-month-old granddaughter. The South Suburban Major Crimes Task Force identified the girl as Vivian Summers.

Now, I assume "the girl" means the dead granddaughter? So, WTF is this later part about??

Prosecutors say Vivian's father and Giedrojc's spouse, the girl's grandfather, went across the street to visit another relative before the crime occurred.

Huh?! He's Vivian's father, but "the girl's" grandfather? I thought Vivian was "the girl"?? Is he both her father and grandfather??
 
2013-10-08 07:45:50 AM

hardinparamedic: fusillade762: Wow. If you need multiple blows with a sledgehammer to kill a 6-month-old you might be doing it wrong.

You sound experienced in this. How many blows SHOULD one need to kill a six month old. I ask because reasons.


If I had to guess, ( I don't but I'm going to anyway) I'd say it was something more like a 4 pound short handled hammer, not a 20 pound long handled one.
 
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