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(Daily Mail)   Gaydar: Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the UAE plan to introduce medical testing on travelers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 65
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2013-10-07 09:21:34 PM
14 votes:
media.boreme.com
2013-10-07 08:58:27 PM
10 votes:
Gaydar doesn't work on women--they'll also need to purchase a few Rosie O'Dometers.
2013-10-07 08:48:54 PM
9 votes:
i500.listal.com
2013-10-07 09:00:54 PM
7 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.


They'll see if their dicks taste like shiat
2013-10-07 08:54:02 PM
7 votes:
upload.democraticunderground.com
2013-10-07 08:51:25 PM
7 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.


The anus is remarkable.
2013-10-07 08:54:36 PM
6 votes:
www.gay-test.com


Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


Doubtful as long as they have all that sweet, sweet oil.
2013-10-07 08:52:53 PM
6 votes:
Stop them from entering what?
2013-10-07 09:33:41 PM
5 votes:
It's raining Yemen.
2013-10-07 09:15:58 PM
5 votes:
The only way a doctor can certify medical gayness in a man is if the penis is found to be literally inserted into the anus or rectum of another man during the examination. Medical gayness in a woman is much easier to prove - if she does not sleep with you, she is a lesbian.
2013-10-07 09:17:45 PM
4 votes:
Damn, all of the multitudes of gay people wanting to enter Saudi Arabia will have to find some other place with no beer and lots of sand.
2013-10-07 10:33:09 PM
3 votes:

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?



24.media.tumblr.com
2013-10-07 09:51:30 PM
3 votes:
www.lolbrary.com

Technology has been out for quite a while and it meet ISO 10816 standards
2013-10-07 09:45:21 PM
3 votes:
assets.diylol.com
2013-10-07 09:25:42 PM
3 votes:

sgnilward: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

They'll see if their dicks taste like shiat


Just had this mental image of some guy, on his knees at customs:
Zip, lick, "clear"
Zip, lick, "clear"
Zip, lick, gags "caught one"
Looks up, "meh, it's a living"
Zip, lick, "clear"
2013-10-07 09:25:32 PM
3 votes:

fusillade762: [www.gay-test.com image 750x577]



I noticed the guy in the background, but I don't think it means I'm gay, I think it means I'm racist.

/Stay away from our wimmin!
2013-10-07 10:03:04 PM
2 votes:
i42.tinypic.com
2013-10-07 09:56:06 PM
2 votes:
Well, someone just gave me TF, so I guess I'm about to test out my gay detector.

// That's what I call my mouth.
2013-10-07 09:33:26 PM
2 votes:

alabasterblack: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

Oil trumps gay.  At least for now.


Indeed.  Gay oil wells just produce mud.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:21:19 PM
2 votes:

Snarfangel: Damn, all of the multitudes of gay people wanting to enter Saudi Arabia will have to find some other place with no beer and lots of sand.


Highlighted for emphasis on FAIL. 100+ farking degrees and no beer?
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-07 09:11:36 PM
2 votes:
images.nymag.com images.nymag.com images.nymag.com www.twncommunications.net
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:02:44 PM
2 votes:

tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.


t.qkme.me
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 08:58:10 PM
2 votes:

mjjt: They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"


blackholesandstars.files.wordpress.com

It's 'ping' old boy, not 'beep'.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 08:52:58 PM
2 votes:
LOLOLOLOL.

Ow, I hurt myself laughing.

They must be getting their testing gear from these guys.

atomictoasters.com
2013-10-07 08:51:29 PM
2 votes:
So gayness is like Jedi. You can test blood for it. That's nice.
2013-10-08 08:17:04 PM
1 votes:
The author is an idiot who does not know the difference between being gay and homosexual acts.

For those of you who need a refresher, ponder this: many gay persons are celibate, and many straight persons engage in homosexual acts from time to time, for any number of reasons.

FTA: "It's illegal to be gay in 78 countries...." but then "...executed more than 4,000 people charged with homosexual acts."

The mixup may even be intentional, to stir up outrage that people are being persecuted for the way they were born. True, being gay may get your bigot neighbors to snub you, but your orientation won't get you executed. The actions you choose to take get you executed.


Sooooo.... now to the interesting question of how they plan to detect who is gay. Given that the author fails to understand what "being gay" means and what Muslim nations actually prohibit, it seems obvious that they are looking for evidence of homosexual activity, not orientation. Definitely a more feasible goal, since, especially in males, such activities often do leave physical traces.
2013-10-08 12:58:00 AM
1 votes:

gja: mjjt: They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"

[blackholesandstars.files.wordpress.com image 256x195]

It's 'ping' old boy, not 'beep'.


That's ding, not ping

25.media.tumblr.com
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:55:58 PM
1 votes:

www.antiqueweaponstore.commorg: I swear, Inspector, this is a medically prescribed butt plug. I have very hard stool.


This should free things up for ya....
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:39:06 PM
1 votes:

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?


i76.photobucket.com
2013-10-07 10:24:49 PM
1 votes:
Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?
2013-10-07 10:19:29 PM
1 votes:

Richard C Stanford: MJMaloney187: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

Allegedly, homosexuals are born homosexuals. The Bedouin savages must have found the gene and some kind of cobalt-thiocyanate-esque reagent. Hopefully they'll test their own citizens, too.

Fundamentalist Middle Eastern nations being at the cutting edge of medical technology? Let me laugh harder.


No, no ... you're selling them short. They invented algebra and tube-shaped pockets. I was friends with a bunch of Moozlims in college. They seemed like nice enough guys. Dangerously tribal, but nice. I did ask one to name the Middle East equivalent of Bill Gates. He got mad because it was a trick question.

I was guessing. The technology doesn't necessarily have to be medical. Homosexuals could emit some kind of fabulous radio frequency.
Slu
2013-10-07 10:19:27 PM
1 votes:

SuperNinjaToad: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

an the odds of that happening is similar to the odds of Warren Buffet winning the Powerball.


Soooo, you're telling me there's a chance then?
2013-10-07 10:06:54 PM
1 votes:
I think the link is pure Daily Mail BS. Certainly some of these countries have sophisticated enough medical personnel to know there is no gay test. Claiming that all of the countries are acting in unison seems highly improbable. For Saudi Arabia the situation would be a disaster. Saudi Arabia has the holy sites particularly the Kaaba in Mecca. They get millions of pilgrims a year coming in. Any test they had would be insulting to a big proportion of the non gay pilgrims they administered it to. There is no way they could do this.
2013-10-07 10:06:18 PM
1 votes:
What the inspectors might look like

i41.tinypic.com
2013-10-07 10:05:33 PM
1 votes:
If you're gay, why are you contemplating visiting these countries?  If it's because you're a native.....still, why are you contemplating going back?  To see your family?  What's that dinner conversation going to be like?  At least backwards southern families in america won't murder you BEFORE dinner.  They're doing gays a favor by turning them back at the border.  The alternative is much more unpleasant than being sent back home in a minor huff, and it involves being hate-raped with a bottle of coca-cola before being tossed into a pool filled with jew bones.
2013-10-07 09:53:23 PM
1 votes:

Researcher: Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

4.bp.blogspot.com

It works almost as well as accusing people you don't like of being communist sympathizers.
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:52:22 PM
1 votes:

meat0918: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.

Try the "internet". I hear you can buy all sorts of electronics parts online now, no need for the old catalogues.

I was going to make one for the wifi sufferers (you know, the nutters that think wifi is making them sick), and have it give them a nice reassuring green light on most of the time, but have it randomly go yellow and then red every once in a while.

But that would be wrong, and evil, and probably open me up to a vicious lawsuit.

fwking comedy gold!
2013-10-07 09:52:06 PM
1 votes:
www.coolgraphic.org
2013-10-07 09:50:54 PM
1 votes:

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.

Try the "internet". I hear you can buy all sorts of electronics parts online now, no need for the old catalogues.


I was going to make one for the wifi sufferers (you know, the nutters that think wifi is making them sick), and have it give them a nice reassuring green light on most of the time, but have it randomly go yellow and then red every once in a while.

But that would be wrong, and evil, and probably open me up to a vicious lawsuit.
2013-10-07 09:44:42 PM
1 votes:

Richard C Stanford: MJMaloney187: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

Allegedly, homosexuals are born homosexuals. The Bedouin savages must have found the gene and some kind of cobalt-thiocyanate-esque reagent. Hopefully they'll test their own citizens, too.

Fundamentalist Middle Eastern nations being at the cutting edge of medical technology? Let me laugh harder.
I fear the day the christian fundamentalists here realize they have a lot in common with the Islamic fundamentalist immigrants and form a voting bloc.
/ I also wonder what would happen if you put someone like Pat Robertson and his Muslim equivalent in a room and forced them to have a discussion.


Fortunately for the rest of us they're usually too busy arguing over which of their deities could beat up the other or which name they want their theocracy to use.
2013-10-07 09:40:25 PM
1 votes:
"Rivers of wine and  young boys fine as pearls."

Yet alcohol and homosexuality are illegal, you just have to die to enjoy them. How farked up are these people?
2013-10-07 09:40:01 PM
1 votes:

tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.


Being Muslim is a choice.
2013-10-07 09:31:07 PM
1 votes:
seattletimes.com
2013-10-07 09:30:40 PM
1 votes:
Gaydar only tells you if someone is gay.


You need a Homometer to measure exactly how gay that person is.
2013-10-07 09:30:13 PM
1 votes:

FrancoFile: But camel- and sheep-farking are ok, right?


i15.photobucket.com
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:26:53 PM
1 votes:

mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.


Dude, we can go into biz together. You raise the VC,I will production-line a series of models.
For LULZ we can make 1 that actually goes off when it detects hummus or cous-cous farts.
2013-10-07 09:25:13 PM
1 votes:
If you can felch the rhinestone-studded collar (from the Audrey Hepburn Pets Collection) off my gerbil
who is wedged inside my bunghole tighter than a breech-babied Chilean miner ....

i.perezhilton.com

then you might be a homosexual.
ecl
2013-10-07 09:21:43 PM
1 votes:

TommyymmoT: So, if one of the 'inspectors' tastes shiat on your dick, you're not allowed in?


I heard he licks the inside of the butt for dick residue.
2013-10-07 09:20:21 PM
1 votes:

you are a puppet: tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.

Imagine if hamburgers ate you!


In their defense, I am delicious.
2013-10-07 09:20:09 PM
1 votes:

jshine: Well, if homosexuality is innate and unchangeable, then presumably it's caused by some biological feature that could -- theoretically at least -- be tested for.  In all probability it would be too subtle for current technology though.  ...but who knows?  I have no idea what research has been published on the topic, if any.  For obvious reasons it would be highly non-PC to even investigate the topic, regardless of the findings.


A lot of closeted Republicans and Catholics suddenly change their travel itineraries.
2013-10-07 09:18:04 PM
1 votes:
Our allies, ladies and gentlemen.
2013-10-07 09:16:51 PM
1 votes:
So, if one of the 'inspectors' tastes shiat on your dick, you're not allowed in?
2013-10-07 09:09:41 PM
1 votes:

gja: mjjt: They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"

[blackholesandstars.files.wordpress.com image 256x195]

It's 'ping' old boy, not 'beep'.


damn, you're right

aging brain cells
2013-10-07 09:04:39 PM
1 votes:
Don't you dare criticize another culture, bigot.
2013-10-07 09:03:54 PM
1 votes:
All travelers to the united states as well as its residents now are required to eat bacon.

There.
2013-10-07 09:01:20 PM
1 votes:

tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.


Imagine if hamburgers ate you!
2013-10-07 08:56:01 PM
1 votes:
They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"
2013-10-07 08:54:18 PM
1 votes:
2013-10-07 08:53:01 PM
1 votes:
Entering what?
2013-10-07 08:52:54 PM
1 votes:
Prostate check. If they don't grimace, no entrar.
2013-10-07 08:52:43 PM
1 votes:
So, they're saying homosexuality is not a choice.  How should I feel about that?
2013-10-07 08:50:36 PM
1 votes:
Hella gay.
2013-10-07 08:49:52 PM
1 votes:
This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.
2013-10-07 08:49:08 PM
1 votes:
Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.
2013-10-07 08:48:54 PM
1 votes:
I wonder which influential emir just bought stock in the testing company?
 
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