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(Daily Mail)   Gaydar: Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the UAE plan to introduce medical testing on travelers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 231
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2013-10-08 04:26:36 AM
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2013-10-08 04:52:50 AM
Fark: it works
 
2013-10-08 05:08:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.


There is a physical difference between gay and straight people; it's just inside the brain and not exactly easily accessible.
 
2013-10-08 05:58:26 AM
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-10-08 06:01:42 AM

Pribar: sgnilward: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

They'll see if their dicks taste like shiat

Just had this mental image of some guy, on his knees at customs:
Zip, lick, "clear"
Zip, lick, "clear"
Zip, lick, gags "caught one"
Looks up, "meh, it's a living"
Zip, lick, "clear"


Damn, the Greeks are in trouble now.
 
2013-10-08 06:52:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


Yes we will, but only the gay ones.
 
2013-10-08 07:58:09 AM
news.bbcimg.co.uk

With the Harry Freakstorm Bomb Gay Detector, your country will finally be free of 'those' people. Allah will finally smile upon your nation and rain blessings of good things upon you. With all the gays back in the Great Satan, Allah will finally have that clean target he's been itching for.

Each unit is $20,000 each and can detect one gay or one golf ball but not both. Gays carrying a golf ball counts as a single entity. Order plenty! Allah wills it!
Bomb = Gay in the Great Satan. As in "That man is da bomb" = "That Gentleman is gayer than my Uncle Fred who never married, bred cats and loved local dinner theater."
 
2013-10-08 08:09:16 AM

ciberido: Researcher: Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

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It works almost as well as accusing people you don't like of being communist sympathizers.


not really, alot of those actually were
 
2013-10-08 08:15:50 AM

mjjt: What the inspectors might look like

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Took me a sec.
 The fondue pot is a dead giveaway.
 
2013-10-08 08:25:37 AM
Are we sure the Daily Mail didn't pick up this story from "The Onion"?
 
2013-10-08 08:28:58 AM
Camel farkers are still ok though.
 
2013-10-08 08:37:43 AM

Kevin72: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )

Pinot Gris from Alsace-Lorraine. It's easier to drink larger quantities of white wine.


You have good taste.  I prefer their Pinot Blanc myself.

/and it's just Alsace.  They don't make wine in Lorraine, and the Alsatians hate being lumped in w/ Lorraine. Different culture, just happen to be traded back-and-forth as a set in the Franco-German wars of the last 300 years due to proximity and natural resources.
 
2013-10-08 08:55:19 AM
...but how could you possibly tell if someone is gay without observing sexual activity? They're the same as anyone else except for their sexual activity, right?
 
2013-10-08 09:01:00 AM
"Gaydar: Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the UAE plan to introduce medical testing on travelers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering"

They're not Christians so it's OK.
 
2013-10-08 09:17:18 AM

Joe Blowme: ciberido: Researcher: Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

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It works almost as well as accusing people you don't like of being communist sympathizers.

not really, alot of those actually were


*snicker*  Sure, Joe.
 
2013-10-08 09:20:26 AM

vonster: "Gaydar: Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the UAE plan to introduce medical testing on travelers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering"

They're not Christians so it's OK.


The people testing or the people trying to enter?
 
2013-10-08 09:22:21 AM

ciberido: Joe Blowme: ciberido: Researcher: Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x305]
It works almost as well as accusing people you don't like of being communist sympathizers.

not really, alot of those actually were

*snicker*  Sure, Joe.


If David Horowitz doesn't like something, it is worth adding to your list of favorites right there.
 
2013-10-08 09:38:22 AM
I can tell with about 99% accuracy within 5 minutes of talking to someone if they are gay or not.

Male only.  I can't tell on females.
 
2013-10-08 10:01:44 AM
In related news, Qatar to be renamed "Qaydar", UAR now UFIA, Lebanon = Lesbanon.

/It's Bahraining Men!
 
2013-10-08 10:05:01 AM

carrion_luggage: UFIA


What is that and why does searching for it on Wikipedia redirect to the entry on Fark?
 
2013-10-08 10:06:31 AM
Not a problem as long as you can still hold hands with your bro, it's not weird at all.
 
2013-10-08 10:37:08 AM
But Islam is totally the religion of peace and tolerance.

Right. Gotcha.

Oh, and good luck with that whole gaydar testing thing.
 
2013-10-08 12:03:33 PM
 
2013-10-08 12:04:04 PM

Joe Blowme: not really, alot of those actually were


Hmm, who should we believe? Actual historians(such as David Horowitz and Ronald Radosh, both conservatives), or Diana West?

West, btw, is a Bircher, a birther, anti-Islam, and is backed by the Heritage Foundation, Breitbart, and various other sites not exactly known for their adherence to facts.
 
2013-10-08 12:13:07 PM

George Babbitt: carrion_luggage: UFIA

What is that and why does searching for it on Wikipedia redirect to the entry on Fark?


upload.wikimedia.org

/I believe this thread originated that acronym...
 
2013-10-08 12:17:52 PM
Visited Bahrain 10 years ago.
Had A LOT of great gay sex there.
 
2013-10-08 01:58:46 PM
i do not think this sort of thing is even possible.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-08 02:57:38 PM

doubled99: ...but how could you possibly tell if someone is gay without observing sexual activity? They're the same as anyone else except for their sexual activity, right?


Don't be ridiculous. When have you ever seen a gay guy dress as crappy as one of us "straighties"?
/yardwork wear doesn't count
 
2013-10-08 04:18:09 PM

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I always forget - Is it the earring in the right ear or the left?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-08 05:56:25 PM

DVDave: Dahnkster: [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [www.twncommunications.net image 640x480]

I always forget - Is it the earring in the right ear or the left?


It's often that Prince Albert piercing that set off alarms.
 
2013-10-08 08:17:04 PM
The author is an idiot who does not know the difference between being gay and homosexual acts.

For those of you who need a refresher, ponder this: many gay persons are celibate, and many straight persons engage in homosexual acts from time to time, for any number of reasons.

FTA: "It's illegal to be gay in 78 countries...." but then "...executed more than 4,000 people charged with homosexual acts."

The mixup may even be intentional, to stir up outrage that people are being persecuted for the way they were born. True, being gay may get your bigot neighbors to snub you, but your orientation won't get you executed. The actions you choose to take get you executed.


Sooooo.... now to the interesting question of how they plan to detect who is gay. Given that the author fails to understand what "being gay" means and what Muslim nations actually prohibit, it seems obvious that they are looking for evidence of homosexual activity, not orientation. Definitely a more feasible goal, since, especially in males, such activities often do leave physical traces.
 
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