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(Daily Mail)   Gaydar: Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the UAE plan to introduce medical testing on travelers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 231
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2013-10-07 10:33:09 PM

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?



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gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:39:06 PM

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?


i76.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 10:39:06 PM
Does the test involve UFIA?  I'm guessing they just watch your reaction.
 
2013-10-07 10:39:45 PM
2.imimg.com

*beep* *beep* *beep*

You have teh gay.  Get out.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:40:30 PM

FatherChaos: [2.imimg.com image 500x500]

*beep* *beep* *beep*

You have teh gay.  Get out.


Lemme guess what goes in the loop.....LOL
 
2013-10-07 10:44:05 PM

Farty McPooPants: Does the test involve UFIA?  I'm guessing they just watch your reaction.


www.parkeology.com
Moooooon river!!!
 
2013-10-07 10:44:09 PM
Are they still taking bids?

All I need is an iPod with the "Meet Me in St. Louis" soundtrack and some headphones.
 
2013-10-07 10:45:19 PM

ambercat: Well, this is the Middle East, so I'm guessing the gay test goes a little something like this: first, the tester gives every man wanting to enter the country a handjob. If the man likes it enough, he is deemed gay. But! If he goes back with the tester into a special room, and sucks enough heterosexuality out of the tester's dick, he is now non-gay enough to enter the country. Naturally gay tester is an appointed position rich super non-gay men pay lots of money to get appointed to. Also, there will be plenty of bribery.


You know I think you could sell that script, well I'm pretty sure there are people that would enjoy watching that : )
 
2013-10-07 10:45:42 PM

theknuckler_33: Farty McPooPants: Does the test involve UFIA?  I'm guessing they just watch your reaction.

[www.parkeology.com image 533x336]
Moooooon river!!!


Or they could just examine it and see if it looks like the photo in a certain internet meme involving "goats"...
 
2013-10-07 10:48:29 PM

washingtonman: I wouldn't support sending US Troops to protect anyone in foreign countries.


Especially not the shiat stains our politicians in Washington love so much.
 
2013-10-07 10:51:33 PM
I swear, Inspector, this is a medically prescribed butt plug. I have very hard stool.
 
2013-10-07 10:52:28 PM
Who the hell wants to go to those backwards ass countries anyway.  Sure, they have the areas for tourists, but you never know when some fundie nutjob is going to decide to kill the infidels, no thanks.
 
2013-10-07 10:55:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


don't kid yourself.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:55:58 PM

www.antiqueweaponstore.commorg: I swear, Inspector, this is a medically prescribed butt plug. I have very hard stool.


This should free things up for ya....
 
2013-10-07 10:56:42 PM
What the security guards do is suck on a man's penis. If it tastes like poop, then the guy is gay.
 
2013-10-07 10:58:06 PM

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?


Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )
 
2013-10-07 11:00:24 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )


Forget loving or despising, I just want some of what he's been drinking/smoking/ingesting/whatever.
 
2013-10-07 11:08:02 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )


Pinot Gris from Alsace-Lorraine. It's easier to drink larger quantities of white wine.
 
2013-10-07 11:09:49 PM

grumpfuff: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )

Forget loving or despising, I just want some of what he's been drinking/smoking/ingesting/whatever.


Www.ZippyThePinhead.com
 
2013-10-07 11:12:09 PM
How far along has San Francisco gotten on the gay bomb? According to Pat "Pay Me" Robertson, they've already weaponized AIDS as the lamest of the Lantern Corps.
 
2013-10-07 11:13:51 PM

Shadowtag: How far along has San Francisco gotten on the gay bomb? According to Pat "Pay Me" Robertson, they've already weaponized AIDS as the lamest of the Lantern Corps.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
 
2013-10-07 11:14:50 PM

grumpfuff: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )

Forget loving or despising, I just want some of what he's been drinking/smoking/ingesting/whatever.


Indeed : )
 
2013-10-07 11:18:43 PM
That settles it - I know where I'm NOT going for vacation this year.
 
2013-10-07 11:19:11 PM

alabasterblack: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

Oil trumps gay.  At least for now.


You find a way to get that Hummer to run on gayness, and we'll reconsider.
 
2013-10-07 11:19:25 PM

Kevin72: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )

Pinot Gris from Alsace-Lorraine. It's easier to drink larger quantities of white wine.


Hmmm, interesting, too fancy for me though. I'm just a girl that loves her beer,whisky and tequila every now and then
/I'm not gonna talk about missing good wines.
 
2013-10-07 11:23:44 PM

MNguy: jshine: Well, if homosexuality is innate and unchangeable, then presumably it's caused by some biological feature that could -- theoretically at least -- be tested for.  In all probability it would be too subtle for current technology though.  ...but who knows?  I have no idea what research has been published on the topic, if any.  For obvious reasons it would be highly non-PC to even investigate the topic, regardless of the findings.

A lot of closeted Republicans and Catholics suddenly change their travel itineraries.


/you certainly are a special form of asshole, you should probly ignore yourself
 
2013-10-07 11:25:02 PM
I hate to break it to them, but if you're scared of gays, there's a good chance you are one.

And when I read "Gulf States", I immediately thought of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida. Good company, guys. Way to go.
 
2013-10-07 11:31:34 PM
You know, the more freaked-out you are about gays, the more I'm convinced that you'd secretly like it in the can, Habib.
 
2013-10-07 11:33:46 PM
The only way to make sure...
<a href="http://imgur.com/s0IDmVB"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/s0IDmVB.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>
 
2013-10-07 11:38:57 PM

gja: George Babbitt: sgnilward: All travelers to the united states as well as its residents now are required to eat bacon.

There.

Now you're an anti-Semite. Congratulations.

That's correct. OK, then you are required to do a shot of 1800 with someone. There, better? (more fun, too).


I'm an alcoholic you insensitive prick!

/drinks at the word prick
 
2013-10-07 11:47:00 PM

leevis: Didn't scientists spend a good chunk of the '90s saying it was in the genes? If so it's something that would come up in a test.


The most current theory is that it has something to do with the mother's hormone levels while pregnant. Or that combined with a genetic component and/or environmental factors.

Prenatal hormones and sexual orientation
 
2013-10-07 11:47:44 PM

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?


Non-Sequitur much???

But seriously, what all drugs are you on so I can avoid that particular combination?
 
2013-10-07 11:58:09 PM

poe_zlaw: What the security guards do is suck on a man's penis. If it tastes like poop, then the guy is gay.


You're only gay if your catching or kissing.

\Amirite!
\\Looks around.
 
2013-10-08 12:12:48 AM

BrainyBear: alabasterblack: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

Oil trumps gay.  At least for now.

You find a way to get that Hummer to run on gayness, and we'll reconsider.


I thought gayness runs smoothest on hummers.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:09 AM
When I was married my ex-wife and I had an interesting experience. We hosted a Turkish exchange student. There were subtle clues the whole time he lived with us but nothing we could pin down. After about a year he came out of the closet to us. We played the role of his parents whom he STILL has not and Will not tell. Now he has a great job and is on a path to citizenship. Because we were Christians he expected us to condemn him. We weren't fundamentalists however and my only comment to him was that there is still prejudice in America and he might find it a hard row to how.  My ex thinks that the kid's mother at least must have figured it out. But perhaps his mom is in in denial.
 
2013-10-08 12:23:38 AM

jshine: FrancoFile: But camel- and sheep-farking are ok, right?

[i15.photobucket.com image 515x320]


spacebison.com
 
2013-10-08 12:28:25 AM

Polartank13: MNguy: jshine: Well, if homosexuality is innate and unchangeable, then presumably it's caused by some biological feature that could -- theoretically at least -- be tested for.  In all probability it would be too subtle for current technology though.  ...but who knows?  I have no idea what research has been published on the topic, if any.  For obvious reasons it would be highly non-PC to even investigate the topic, regardless of the findings.

A lot of closeted Republicans and Catholics suddenly change their travel itineraries.

/you certainly are a special form of asshole, you should probly ignore yourself


Me, him, or both?
 
2013-10-08 12:30:47 AM
Oh, please, introduce this 'test' to the medical community. The laughter will be heard from here.

/You need a series of MRI scans looking at specific areas of the brain to identify even flaming gay males without them telling you
//Neurological crap is  really really hard to detect
 
2013-10-08 12:32:58 AM
Guys?
Guys??
You are aware that this is a DailyFail article right?
RIGHT?!!


Sheesh...some people just "want to believe".
 
2013-10-08 12:42:33 AM

Delawheredad: When I was married my ex-wife and I had an interesting experience. We hosted a Turkish exchange student. There were subtle clues the whole time he lived with us but nothing we could pin down. After about a year he came out of the closet to us. We played the role of his parents whom he STILL has not and Will not tell. Now he has a great job and is on a path to citizenship. Because we were Christians he expected us to condemn him. We weren't fundamentalists however and my only comment to him was that there is still prejudice in America and he might find it a hard row to how. My ex thinks that the kid's mother at least must have figured it out. But perhaps his mom is in in denial.


I hope she can swim.   But how did she get from Turkey to de Nile?

/here all week, tips, etc
 
2013-10-08 12:58:00 AM

gja: mjjt: They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"

[blackholesandstars.files.wordpress.com image 256x195]

It's 'ping' old boy, not 'beep'.


That's ding, not ping

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-08 12:58:15 AM

you are a puppet: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

The anus is remarkable.


Until the oil hits it.
 
2013-10-08 01:01:56 AM

PsiChick: Oh, please, introduce this 'test' to the medical community. The laughter will be heard from here.

/You need a series of MRI scans looking at specific areas of the brain to identify even flaming gay males without them telling you
//Neurological crap is  really really hard to detect


lolwut?

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-10-08 01:14:51 AM

geekasaurus: PsiChick: Oh, please, introduce this 'test' to the medical community. The laughter will be heard from here.

/You need a series of MRI scans looking at specific areas of the brain to identify even flaming gay males without them telling you
//Neurological crap is  really really hard to detect

lolwut?

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271]


The MRI thing is the only thing I've heard of identifying a constant physical difference between gays and straights. Now, I have absolutely no idea  why that happens, but apparently it does, so.

/Gotta wonder, what do bisexual brains look like? Half male and half female? :p
 
2013-10-08 01:23:46 AM

geekasaurus: PsiChick: Oh, please, introduce this 'test' to the medical community. The laughter will be heard from here.

/You need a series of MRI scans looking at specific areas of the brain to identify even flaming gay males without them telling you
//Neurological crap is  really really hard to detect

lolwut?

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271]


Seems like the relevant citation:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18559854
 
2013-10-08 01:59:45 AM

Aquapope: The anus is remarkable.

Until the oil hits it.


But I poop from there.
 
2013-10-08 02:08:46 AM

gibbon1: Aquapope: The anus is remarkable.

Until the oil hits it.

But I poop from there.


Prove it, use lipstick.
 
2013-10-08 02:21:21 AM
In case you didn't get the lipstick reference
 
2013-10-08 02:55:24 AM

OK So Amuse Me: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Non-Sequitur much???

But seriously, what all drugs are you on so I can avoid that particular combination?


Link
 
2013-10-08 03:52:14 AM
Did someone say "gaydar"?
i1190.photobucket.com

Littlekuriboh reference FTW
 
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