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2013-10-07 08:48:54 PM
I wonder which influential emir just bought stock in the testing company?
 
2013-10-07 08:48:54 PM
i500.listal.com
 
2013-10-07 08:49:08 PM
Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.
 
2013-10-07 08:49:52 PM
This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.
 
2013-10-07 08:50:36 PM
Hella gay.
 
2013-10-07 08:50:51 PM
World Cup 2022, catch the fever!
 
2013-10-07 08:51:25 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.


The anus is remarkable.
 
2013-10-07 08:51:29 PM
So gayness is like Jedi. You can test blood for it. That's nice.
 
2013-10-07 08:52:09 PM
If not for the DailyFail picture I would have guessed The Onion wrote this
 
2013-10-07 08:52:19 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending homosexualUS troops to protect you.


I wouldn't support sending US Troops to protect anyone in foreign countries.
 
2013-10-07 08:52:43 PM
So, they're saying homosexuality is not a choice.  How should I feel about that?
 
2013-10-07 08:52:53 PM
Stop them from entering what?
 
2013-10-07 08:52:54 PM
Prostate check. If they don't grimace, no entrar.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 08:52:58 PM
LOLOLOLOL.

Ow, I hurt myself laughing.

They must be getting their testing gear from these guys.

atomictoasters.com
 
2013-10-07 08:53:01 PM
Entering what?
 
2013-10-07 08:53:07 PM
Hey Subby, dem sure is a funny way to spell Georgia, Mississippi and the other parts of da bible belts.
 
2013-10-07 08:54:02 PM
upload.democraticunderground.com
 
2013-10-07 08:54:09 PM

washingtonman: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending homosexualUS troops to protect you.

I wouldn't support sending US Troops to protect anyone in foreign countries.


But whaddabout all that black gold?

/ Texas tea
 
2013-10-07 08:54:17 PM
We really, really need to exterminate that part of the world. Really.
 
2013-10-07 08:54:18 PM
 
2013-10-07 08:54:36 PM
www.gay-test.com


Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


Doubtful as long as they have all that sweet, sweet oil.
 
ecl
2013-10-07 08:56:00 PM
Putin is gay.  He hugs rainbows, builds pink pyramids, eats vegetarian, and watches WWE.  I hope he doesn't send someone to kill me for letting his secret out.
 
2013-10-07 08:56:01 PM
They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"
 
2013-10-07 08:57:13 PM
but mohammed was gay! so, wtf?
 
2013-10-07 08:57:45 PM
Good to see Honor House Products is branching out.

nyobetabeat.files.wordpress.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 08:58:10 PM

mjjt: They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"


blackholesandstars.files.wordpress.com

It's 'ping' old boy, not 'beep'.
 
2013-10-07 08:58:27 PM
Gaydar doesn't work on women--they'll also need to purchase a few Rosie O'Dometers.
 
2013-10-07 08:59:45 PM
Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.
 
2013-10-07 09:00:54 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.


They'll see if their dicks taste like shiat
 
2013-10-07 09:01:20 PM

tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.


Imagine if hamburgers ate you!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:02:44 PM

tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.


t.qkme.me
 
2013-10-07 09:03:22 PM

tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.


Well, Saudi Arabia is already on that, but in reverse - you can't enter Mecca unless you're Muslim.
 
2013-10-07 09:03:54 PM
All travelers to the united states as well as its residents now are required to eat bacon.

There.
 
2013-10-07 09:03:56 PM
Compare this to Turkey where you can be arrested for looking like someone who needs to be arrested.
 
2013-10-07 09:04:39 PM
Don't you dare criticize another culture, bigot.
 
2013-10-07 09:07:45 PM
You can't get a residence permit to live and work in China if you're HIV positive, so there's always that route.
 
2013-10-07 09:07:54 PM

you are a puppet: Imagine if hamburgers ate you!

 
2013-10-07 09:08:59 PM
What a joke.

Arabs are some of the hottest gays anywhere.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:09:34 PM
I predict......

img.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 09:09:38 PM

sgnilward: All travelers to the united states as well as its residents now are required to eat bacon.

There.


Now you're an anti-Semite. Congratulations.
 
2013-10-07 09:09:41 PM

gja: mjjt: They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"

[blackholesandstars.files.wordpress.com image 256x195]

It's 'ping' old boy, not 'beep'.


damn, you're right

aging brain cells
 
2013-10-07 09:11:21 PM
Done in two.

/Excellent.
 
2013-10-07 09:11:27 PM
Misc?
 
2013-10-07 09:11:30 PM
And yet Dubai will continue to draw tourists and business. Slavery didn't deter it and the gaydar won't either.
 
2013-10-07 09:11:36 PM
images.nymag.com images.nymag.com images.nymag.com www.twncommunications.net
 
2013-10-07 09:12:10 PM
Fabulous!
 
2013-10-07 09:12:40 PM

TuteTibiImperes: tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.

Well, Saudi Arabia is already on that, but in reverse - you can't enter Mecca unless you're Muslim.


Of course you can't enter the Temple unless you're Mormon.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:12:59 PM

George Babbitt: sgnilward: All travelers to the united states as well as its residents now are required to eat bacon.

There.

Now you're an anti-Semite. Congratulations.


That's correct. OK, then you are required to do a shot of 1800 with someone. There, better? (more fun, too).
 
2013-10-07 09:13:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


Heh, good luck with that. Besides those counties all love the US, right? Right?

/Besides do you realize how much Kuwait spent in the US to market the Iraq 1 war.
//Lulz
 
2013-10-07 09:13:42 PM
Boehner seen purchasing a machine for his home...
 
2013-10-07 09:14:24 PM

gja: mjjt: They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"

[blackholesandstars.files.wordpress.com image 256x195]

It's 'ping' old boy, not 'beep'.


Ah, I see you have the machine that goes 'ping!'. This is my favorite. You see, we lease this back from the company we sold it to - that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
 
2013-10-07 09:15:58 PM
The only way a doctor can certify medical gayness in a man is if the penis is found to be literally inserted into the anus or rectum of another man during the examination. Medical gayness in a woman is much easier to prove - if she does not sleep with you, she is a lesbian.
 
2013-10-07 09:16:51 PM
So, if one of the 'inspectors' tastes shiat on your dick, you're not allowed in?
 
2013-10-07 09:17:06 PM
Well, if homosexuality is innate and unchangeable, then presumably it's caused by some biological feature that could -- theoretically at least -- be tested for.  In all probability it would be too subtle for current technology though.  ...but who knows?  I have no idea what research has been published on the topic, if any.  For obvious reasons it would be highly non-PC to even investigate the topic, regardless of the findings.
 
2013-10-07 09:17:45 PM
Damn, all of the multitudes of gay people wanting to enter Saudi Arabia will have to find some other place with no beer and lots of sand.
 
2013-10-07 09:18:04 PM
Our allies, ladies and gentlemen.
 
2013-10-07 09:20:09 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.


Allegedly, homosexuals are born homosexuals. The Bedouin savages must have found the gene and some kind of cobalt-thiocyanate-esque reagent. Hopefully they'll test their own citizens, too.
 
2013-10-07 09:20:09 PM

jshine: Well, if homosexuality is innate and unchangeable, then presumably it's caused by some biological feature that could -- theoretically at least -- be tested for.  In all probability it would be too subtle for current technology though.  ...but who knows?  I have no idea what research has been published on the topic, if any.  For obvious reasons it would be highly non-PC to even investigate the topic, regardless of the findings.


A lot of closeted Republicans and Catholics suddenly change their travel itineraries.
 
2013-10-07 09:20:21 PM

you are a puppet: tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.

Imagine if hamburgers ate you!


In their defense, I am delicious.
 
2013-10-07 09:20:25 PM
Remember, this is the part of the world that enthusiastically bought fake bomb detectors and still use them.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:21:19 PM

Snarfangel: Damn, all of the multitudes of gay people wanting to enter Saudi Arabia will have to find some other place with no beer and lots of sand.


Highlighted for emphasis on FAIL. 100+ farking degrees and no beer?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-07 09:21:32 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


Allow me to repeat something I said in 1990: fark Kuwait.  It was, and is, a nation of misogynistic, homophobic, thieving asshats.
 
2013-10-07 09:21:34 PM
media.boreme.com
 
ecl
2013-10-07 09:21:43 PM

TommyymmoT: So, if one of the 'inspectors' tastes shiat on your dick, you're not allowed in?


I heard he licks the inside of the butt for dick residue.
 
2013-10-07 09:21:44 PM
I never understood why anyone gives a fark what sexual preference someone has
 
2013-10-07 09:22:39 PM

tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.


Oh, come on, any man might have calluses on their knees.
 
2013-10-07 09:23:21 PM

studebaker hoch: What a joke.

Arabs are some of the hottest gays anywhere.


It's sorta true. I knew this guy from Yemen, gay as the day is long and he even was working as a DJ in gay bar but his dad back in Yemen arranged a marriage for him and he couldn't say no. Somehow he was still a devout Muslim, hell, he wouldn't even drink alcohol, believe me I tried. What? It's weird drinking around people that aren't drinking. Mostly because they make fun of you later because they remember how drunk and stupid you got : /
 
2013-10-07 09:23:25 PM
I'm wondering what they've figured out that the rest of the world hasn't, in terms of testing.

I'm also wondering if, like so many backwards countries, their definition of gay is something preposterous.  You know the spiel, it's only gay if you're the bottom, it's only gay if you kiss, it's only gay if you dress in womens' clothes, etc.  It's not gay if you fark another dude.  It's not gay if you fark a young boy.  It's not gay if you talk about chicks while you do it. That sort of bull poopie.
 
2013-10-07 09:24:11 PM

studebaker hoch: What a joke.

Arabs are some of the hottest gays anywhere.


That's what happens when you live in a flaming desert.
 
2013-10-07 09:24:25 PM
Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:25:00 PM

machoprogrammer: I never understood why anyone gives a fark what sexual preference someone has


Religion. The 'never-changing-never-adapting-mind-so-closed-it's-like-a-DMV-after-5p m' type.
 
2013-10-07 09:25:13 PM
If you can felch the rhinestone-studded collar (from the Audrey Hepburn Pets Collection) off my gerbil
who is wedged inside my bunghole tighter than a breech-babied Chilean miner ....

i.perezhilton.com

then you might be a homosexual.
 
2013-10-07 09:25:32 PM

fusillade762: [www.gay-test.com image 750x577]



I noticed the guy in the background, but I don't think it means I'm gay, I think it means I'm racist.

/Stay away from our wimmin!
 
2013-10-07 09:25:42 PM

sgnilward: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

They'll see if their dicks taste like shiat


Just had this mental image of some guy, on his knees at customs:
Zip, lick, "clear"
Zip, lick, "clear"
Zip, lick, gags "caught one"
Looks up, "meh, it's a living"
Zip, lick, "clear"
 
2013-10-07 09:26:21 PM
Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

I don't know why the Daily Fail left off Uganda and Palestine as countries that also punish being gay with death... I'm sure there's even more countries to boot. Maybe they hit their word limit.

/my two cents.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:26:53 PM

mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.


Dude, we can go into biz together. You raise the VC,I will production-line a series of models.
For LULZ we can make 1 that actually goes off when it detects hummus or cous-cous farts.
 
2013-10-07 09:27:43 PM
But camel- and sheep-farking are ok, right?
 
2013-10-07 09:28:02 PM

Researcher: I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim.


Any country can do this, the US included.  Having a visa doesn't guarantee you entry, but having *no* visa does guarantee you'll be turned away.
 
2013-10-07 09:28:51 PM
This from a culture known for farking little boys?
 
2013-10-07 09:29:20 PM

FrancoFile: But camel- and sheep-farking are ok, right?


No sir, they usually ride the camel into town and get a whore.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:29:22 PM

FrancoFile: But camel- and sheep-farking are ok, right?


C'mere, big boy, once you go sheep, you'll never be able to sleep!
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-07 09:30:13 PM

FrancoFile: But camel- and sheep-farking are ok, right?


i15.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 09:30:40 PM
Gaydar only tells you if someone is gay.


You need a Homometer to measure exactly how gay that person is.
 
2013-10-07 09:31:07 PM
seattletimes.com
 
2013-10-07 09:31:22 PM
I'll say the same thing I said in the thread about this that got red-lit.

Is this test comparable to the eunuch test from History of the World Part 1?
 
2013-10-07 09:31:59 PM

ciberido: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

Allow me to repeat something I said in 1990: fark Kuwait.  It was, and is, a nation of misogynistic, homophobic, thieving asshats.


Indeed, first war I ever protested (I was young,foolish), I learned how much good that does.
 
2013-10-07 09:32:03 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


Oil trumps gay.  At least for now.
 
2013-10-07 09:32:26 PM

TuteTibiImperes: tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.

Well, Saudi Arabia is already on that, but in reverse - you can't enter Mecca unless you're Muslim.


There's a temple in Kathmandu that wont allow non-Hindus to enter.  But it's really just one building in the entire complex.
 
2013-10-07 09:33:23 PM

alabasterblack: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

Oil trumps gay.  At least for now.


Say what you want about fracking, at least it allows us to start telling the Middle East to frack off.
 
2013-10-07 09:33:26 PM

alabasterblack: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

Oil trumps gay.  At least for now.


Indeed.  Gay oil wells just produce mud.
 
2013-10-07 09:33:41 PM
It's raining Yemen.
 
2013-10-07 09:33:50 PM
Next!

Sorry, your blood test came back gay. You will have to leave.

Next!

Congratulations, your blood test came back stupid but NOT gay. Welcome to the modern and enlightened kingdom of Saudi Arabia where the punishment for Mohammed jokes is death. Here's your whip for flogging women, if you spot any.

Next!
 
2013-10-07 09:34:58 PM
Someone should be clear, decisive and up-front.  Since all you homos are too scared to say it, here goes.  There is currently no test that will definitely detect whether someone is gay or not.
 
2013-10-07 09:35:13 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_machine_%28homosexuality_test%29

Check eBay?


Fruit Machine?

www.thedrum.com
 
2013-10-07 09:35:29 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


What are you, some kind of namby-pamby nice guy? I say any oil-based country that homo-hating should get liberated and their camels shipped to Arizona.
 
2013-10-07 09:35:30 PM

TommyymmoT: So, if one of the 'inspectors' tastes shiat on your dick, you're not allowed in?


Mentullam caco.
/that is all
 
2013-10-07 09:36:36 PM
Who ever is selling these gaydars to the Saudis must be the same guys who sold the mine detectors to the Iraqis.
 
2013-10-07 09:36:50 PM

RussianPooper: FrancoFile: But camel- and sheep-farking are ok, right?

No sir, they usually ride the camel into town and get a whore.


A 12 year old male one.
 
2013-10-07 09:39:25 PM
matrixresources.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-07 09:40:01 PM

tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.


Being Muslim is a choice.
 
2013-10-07 09:40:25 PM
"Rivers of wine and  young boys fine as pearls."

Yet alcohol and homosexuality are illegal, you just have to die to enjoy them. How farked up are these people?
 
2013-10-07 09:40:29 PM
images.wikia.com
I love technology.
 
2013-10-07 09:41:36 PM

MJMaloney187: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

Allegedly, homosexuals are born homosexuals. The Bedouin savages must have found the gene and some kind of cobalt-thiocyanate-esque reagent. Hopefully they'll test their own citizens, too.


Fundamentalist Middle Eastern nations being at the cutting edge of medical technology? Let me laugh harder.
I fear the day the christian fundamentalists here realize they have a lot in common with the Islamic fundamentalist immigrants and form a voting bloc.
/ I also wonder what would happen if you put someone like Pat Robertson and his Muslim equivalent in a room and forced them to have a discussion.
 
2013-10-07 09:41:53 PM

fusillade762: tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.

Being Muslim is a choice.


Given that the punishment for apostasy is death -- not entirely...
 
2013-10-07 09:42:39 PM
Didn't scientists spend a good chunk of the '90s saying it was in the genes? If so it's something that would come up in a test.
 
2013-10-07 09:43:15 PM

Richard C Stanford: I also wonder what would happen if you put someone like Pat Robertson and his Muslim equivalent in a room and forced them to have a discussion.


davidtlamb.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-07 09:44:42 PM

Richard C Stanford: MJMaloney187: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

Allegedly, homosexuals are born homosexuals. The Bedouin savages must have found the gene and some kind of cobalt-thiocyanate-esque reagent. Hopefully they'll test their own citizens, too.

Fundamentalist Middle Eastern nations being at the cutting edge of medical technology? Let me laugh harder.
I fear the day the christian fundamentalists here realize they have a lot in common with the Islamic fundamentalist immigrants and form a voting bloc.
/ I also wonder what would happen if you put someone like Pat Robertson and his Muslim equivalent in a room and forced them to have a discussion.


Fortunately for the rest of us they're usually too busy arguing over which of their deities could beat up the other or which name they want their theocracy to use.
 
2013-10-07 09:44:51 PM

leevis: Didn't scientists spend a good chunk of the '90s saying it was in the genes? If so it's something that would come up in a test.


Believing that "it's in there somewhere" and knowing where (which gene/s) and how to do the test are entirely different.
 
2013-10-07 09:45:21 PM
assets.diylol.com
 
2013-10-07 09:46:53 PM

mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.


Try the "internet". I hear you can buy all sorts of electronics parts online now, no need for the old catalogues.
 
2013-10-07 09:48:13 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.

Try the "internet". I hear you can buy all sorts of electronics parts online now, no need for the old catalogues.


Indeed: http://www.digikey.com/ -- knock yourself out.
 
2013-10-07 09:48:29 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


No, only gay troops, wearing pink. It's a shame we really cannot troll entire countries like that.
 
2013-10-07 09:49:02 PM

ciberido: TuteTibiImperes: tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.

Well, Saudi Arabia is already on that, but in reverse - you can't enter Mecca unless you're Muslim.

There's a temple in Kathmandu that wont allow non-Hindus to enter.  But it's really just one building in the entire complex.


There are temples all over India that do that.  But that's not the point. A temple or a mosque or a church is a private building for the purpose of its members to pray - it's fine if they want to keep out people who don't share their beliefs.  Their loss, really.

Can't say the same for entire countries..
 
2013-10-07 09:50:23 PM
Just noticed - one of the places on that list, Mauritania, only abolished slavery in 1981 and didn't make it illegal until 2007. That only took place because of pressures from the rest of the world.  Who knows how long it will take them to decriminalize homosexuality?
 
2013-10-07 09:50:54 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.

Try the "internet". I hear you can buy all sorts of electronics parts online now, no need for the old catalogues.


I was going to make one for the wifi sufferers (you know, the nutters that think wifi is making them sick), and have it give them a nice reassuring green light on most of the time, but have it randomly go yellow and then red every once in a while.

But that would be wrong, and evil, and probably open me up to a vicious lawsuit.
 
2013-10-07 09:51:30 PM
www.lolbrary.com

Technology has been out for quite a while and it meet ISO 10816 standards
 
2013-10-07 09:52:03 PM

suid: ciberido: TuteTibiImperes: tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.

Well, Saudi Arabia is already on that, but in reverse - you can't enter Mecca unless you're Muslim.

There's a temple in Kathmandu that wont allow non-Hindus to enter.  But it's really just one building in the entire complex.

There are temples all over India that do that.  But that's not the point. A temple or a mosque or a church is a private building for the purpose of its members to pray - it's fine if they want to keep out people who don't share their beliefs.  Their loss, really.

Can't say the same for entire countries..


Huh, I didn't know about the others.  I can just imagine the uproar if the Catholic Church declared that only Catholics could enter the Vatican, or if the Israelis expelled all non-Jews from Jerusalem.
 
2013-10-07 09:52:06 PM
www.coolgraphic.org
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 09:52:22 PM

meat0918: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.

Try the "internet". I hear you can buy all sorts of electronics parts online now, no need for the old catalogues.

I was going to make one for the wifi sufferers (you know, the nutters that think wifi is making them sick), and have it give them a nice reassuring green light on most of the time, but have it randomly go yellow and then red every once in a while.

But that would be wrong, and evil, and probably open me up to a vicious lawsuit.

fwking comedy gold!
 
2013-10-07 09:53:23 PM

Researcher: Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

4.bp.blogspot.com

It works almost as well as accusing people you don't like of being communist sympathizers.
 
2013-10-07 09:54:19 PM

meat0918: Suckmaster Burstingfoam: mr_a: Anybody know where I can buy a couple thousand high tech looking boxes with lots of LED's, some switches, a random number generator and a sensing wand?

I want to bid on the gay-detector contract.

Try the "internet". I hear you can buy all sorts of electronics parts online now, no need for the old catalogues.

I was going to make one for the wifi sufferers (you know, the nutters that think wifi is making them sick), and have it give them a nice reassuring green light on most of the time, but have it randomly go yellow and then red every once in a while.

But that would be wrong, and evil, and probably open me up to a vicious lawsuit.


Incorporate. That should protect you from the lawsuits.

As for "wrong" and "evil"? Those are what life's all about!
 
2013-10-07 09:54:35 PM

Researcher: Think about it this way:
<snip>
I don't know why the Daily Fail left off Uganda and Palestine as countries that also punish being gay with death... I'm sure there's even more countries to boot. Maybe they hit their word limit.
/my two cents.


Yes, I hear they are already way worse than the Arab countries mentioned.

Wasn't it in Uganda that recently Stephen Fry was doing an interview with some government official and the official said he felt that child rapists, if their victims were girls, were better people than gays?
 
2013-10-07 09:56:06 PM
Well, someone just gave me TF, so I guess I'm about to test out my gay detector.

// That's what I call my mouth.
 
2013-10-07 09:56:21 PM

suid: ciberido: TuteTibiImperes: tekmo: Imagine the outrage if any nation introduced testing on travelers to detect Muslims for the purpose of barring their entry.

Well, Saudi Arabia is already on that, but in reverse - you can't enter Mecca unless you're Muslim.

There's a temple in Kathmandu that wont allow non-Hindus to enter.  But it's really just one building in the entire complex.

There are temples all over India that do that.  But that's not the point. A temple or a mosque or a church is a private building for the purpose of its members to pray - it's fine if they want to keep out people who don't share their beliefs.  Their loss, really.

Can't say the same for entire countries..


I agree.  I just thought it was an interesting little factoid.
 
2013-10-07 09:57:12 PM

The_Philosopher_King: Researcher: Think about it this way:
<snip>
I don't know why the Daily Fail left off Uganda and Palestine as countries that also punish being gay with death... I'm sure there's even more countries to boot. Maybe they hit their word limit.
/my two cents.

Yes, I hear they are already way worse than the Arab countries mentioned.

Wasn't it in Uganda that recently Stephen Fry was doing an interview with some government official and the official said he felt that child rapists, if their victims were girls, were better people than gays?


You watched the interview too, eh?

Yes, the guy said something like "it's okay because it's HETEROSEXUAL child rape, and that's healthy and normal."
 
2013-10-07 09:57:53 PM
www.american-buddha.com

Amazed no one posted this one yet.
 
2013-10-07 10:00:35 PM
As if i needed more reason to stay the fark away from the backwards arses that get rich off oil profits.
 
2013-10-07 10:01:12 PM
A gaydar system in an Arab airport?  The false positive rate is going to be massive.
 
2013-10-07 10:02:12 PM

uncleacid: It's raining Yemen.


*funnied*
 
2013-10-07 10:03:04 PM
i42.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-07 10:04:53 PM

OhioUGrad: It's a shame we really cannot troll entire countries like that.


Haven't we?

"We just set you free from your dictator, Iraq! You're worse off than before? LOL Thanks for the oil, chumps!"
 
2013-10-07 10:05:33 PM
If you're gay, why are you contemplating visiting these countries?  If it's because you're a native.....still, why are you contemplating going back?  To see your family?  What's that dinner conversation going to be like?  At least backwards southern families in america won't murder you BEFORE dinner.  They're doing gays a favor by turning them back at the border.  The alternative is much more unpleasant than being sent back home in a minor huff, and it involves being hate-raped with a bottle of coca-cola before being tossed into a pool filled with jew bones.
 
2013-10-07 10:06:18 PM
What the inspectors might look like

i41.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-07 10:06:54 PM
I think the link is pure Daily Mail BS. Certainly some of these countries have sophisticated enough medical personnel to know there is no gay test. Claiming that all of the countries are acting in unison seems highly improbable. For Saudi Arabia the situation would be a disaster. Saudi Arabia has the holy sites particularly the Kaaba in Mecca. They get millions of pilgrims a year coming in. Any test they had would be insulting to a big proportion of the non gay pilgrims they administered it to. There is no way they could do this.
 
2013-10-07 10:07:14 PM
And remember, these are our allies.
 
2013-10-07 10:12:47 PM
I decided long ago that any country that throws women in jail for "traveling with men who are not their relative" will not get a penny of my traveling money. And the ones that still have "practicing sorcery" is just lolsy.
 
2013-10-07 10:14:35 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


an the odds of that happening is similar to the odds of Warren Buffet winning the Powerball.
 
Slu
2013-10-07 10:19:27 PM

SuperNinjaToad: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

an the odds of that happening is similar to the odds of Warren Buffet winning the Powerball.


Soooo, you're telling me there's a chance then?
 
2013-10-07 10:19:29 PM

Richard C Stanford: MJMaloney187: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

Allegedly, homosexuals are born homosexuals. The Bedouin savages must have found the gene and some kind of cobalt-thiocyanate-esque reagent. Hopefully they'll test their own citizens, too.

Fundamentalist Middle Eastern nations being at the cutting edge of medical technology? Let me laugh harder.


No, no ... you're selling them short. They invented algebra and tube-shaped pockets. I was friends with a bunch of Moozlims in college. They seemed like nice enough guys. Dangerously tribal, but nice. I did ask one to name the Middle East equivalent of Bill Gates. He got mad because it was a trick question.

I was guessing. The technology doesn't necessarily have to be medical. Homosexuals could emit some kind of fabulous radio frequency.
 
2013-10-07 10:20:51 PM

SuperNinjaToad: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

an the odds of that happening is similar to the odds of Warren Buffet winning the Powerball.


if warren buffet buys a powerball ticket, and I buy a powerball ticket, does he have a better or worse shot than me at winning the grand prize?  Yes or no.
 
2013-10-07 10:22:33 PM
That's pretty funny. I think this was linked to in a Fark thread some years ago: The Kingdom in the Closet

Sodomy is punishable by death in Saudi Arabia, but gay life flourishes there. Why it is "easier to be gay than straight" in a society where everyone, homosexual and otherwise, lives in the closet
 
2013-10-07 10:24:49 PM
Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?
 
2013-10-07 10:24:57 PM

sgnilward: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

They'll see if their dicks taste like shiat


This
 
2013-10-07 10:25:03 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.


Salty breath.
 
2013-10-07 10:25:41 PM

another cultural observer: SuperNinjaToad: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

an the odds of that happening is similar to the odds of Warren Buffet winning the Powerball.

if warren buffet buys a powerball ticket, and I buy a powerball ticket, does he have a better or worse shot than me at winning the grand prize?  Yes or no.


No.
 
2013-10-07 10:26:52 PM
Well, this is the Middle East, so I'm guessing the gay test goes a little something like this: first, the tester gives every man wanting to enter the country a handjob. If the man likes it enough, he is deemed gay. But! If he goes back with the tester into a special room, and sucks enough heterosexuality out of the tester's dick, he is now non-gay enough to enter the country. Naturally gay tester is an appointed position rich super non-gay men pay lots of money to get appointed to. Also, there will be plenty of bribery.
 
2013-10-07 10:27:38 PM
Let me guess, this is a tumescent test while they show you pictures from Honcho (for the bear lovers) or Freshmen (for the twink lovers)?
 
2013-10-07 10:29:00 PM
www.rumproast.com
 
2013-10-07 10:32:35 PM

mjjt: What the inspectors might look like

[i41.tinypic.com image 723x723]


That pic is so gay it sucked my dick.
 
2013-10-07 10:32:59 PM

leevis: Didn't scientists spend a good chunk of the '90s saying it was in the genes? If so it's something that would come up in a test.


There's actually quite a few different combinations of genetics and in utero conditions that have been correlated with homosexuality. Basically the gay is tripple reinforced to happen once in a while. If I was a religious man, I would get the impression that this was part of some grand design. But what do I know?

/shrug
//I'm not gay but my boyfriend is
 
2013-10-07 10:33:09 PM

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?



24.media.tumblr.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:39:06 PM

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?


i76.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 10:39:06 PM
Does the test involve UFIA?  I'm guessing they just watch your reaction.
 
2013-10-07 10:39:45 PM
2.imimg.com

*beep* *beep* *beep*

You have teh gay.  Get out.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:40:30 PM

FatherChaos: [2.imimg.com image 500x500]

*beep* *beep* *beep*

You have teh gay.  Get out.


Lemme guess what goes in the loop.....LOL
 
2013-10-07 10:44:05 PM

Farty McPooPants: Does the test involve UFIA?  I'm guessing they just watch your reaction.


www.parkeology.com
Moooooon river!!!
 
2013-10-07 10:44:09 PM
Are they still taking bids?

All I need is an iPod with the "Meet Me in St. Louis" soundtrack and some headphones.
 
2013-10-07 10:45:19 PM

ambercat: Well, this is the Middle East, so I'm guessing the gay test goes a little something like this: first, the tester gives every man wanting to enter the country a handjob. If the man likes it enough, he is deemed gay. But! If he goes back with the tester into a special room, and sucks enough heterosexuality out of the tester's dick, he is now non-gay enough to enter the country. Naturally gay tester is an appointed position rich super non-gay men pay lots of money to get appointed to. Also, there will be plenty of bribery.


You know I think you could sell that script, well I'm pretty sure there are people that would enjoy watching that : )
 
2013-10-07 10:45:42 PM

theknuckler_33: Farty McPooPants: Does the test involve UFIA?  I'm guessing they just watch your reaction.

[www.parkeology.com image 533x336]
Moooooon river!!!


Or they could just examine it and see if it looks like the photo in a certain internet meme involving "goats"...
 
2013-10-07 10:48:29 PM

washingtonman: I wouldn't support sending US Troops to protect anyone in foreign countries.


Especially not the shiat stains our politicians in Washington love so much.
 
2013-10-07 10:51:33 PM
I swear, Inspector, this is a medically prescribed butt plug. I have very hard stool.
 
2013-10-07 10:52:28 PM
Who the hell wants to go to those backwards ass countries anyway.  Sure, they have the areas for tourists, but you never know when some fundie nutjob is going to decide to kill the infidels, no thanks.
 
2013-10-07 10:55:15 PM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


don't kid yourself.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:55:58 PM

www.antiqueweaponstore.commorg: I swear, Inspector, this is a medically prescribed butt plug. I have very hard stool.


This should free things up for ya....
 
2013-10-07 10:56:42 PM
What the security guards do is suck on a man's penis. If it tastes like poop, then the guy is gay.
 
2013-10-07 10:58:06 PM

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?


Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )
 
2013-10-07 11:00:24 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )


Forget loving or despising, I just want some of what he's been drinking/smoking/ingesting/whatever.
 
2013-10-07 11:08:02 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )


Pinot Gris from Alsace-Lorraine. It's easier to drink larger quantities of white wine.
 
2013-10-07 11:09:49 PM

grumpfuff: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )

Forget loving or despising, I just want some of what he's been drinking/smoking/ingesting/whatever.


Www.ZippyThePinhead.com
 
2013-10-07 11:12:09 PM
How far along has San Francisco gotten on the gay bomb? According to Pat "Pay Me" Robertson, they've already weaponized AIDS as the lamest of the Lantern Corps.
 
2013-10-07 11:13:51 PM

Shadowtag: How far along has San Francisco gotten on the gay bomb? According to Pat "Pay Me" Robertson, they've already weaponized AIDS as the lamest of the Lantern Corps.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_bomb
 
2013-10-07 11:14:50 PM

grumpfuff: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )

Forget loving or despising, I just want some of what he's been drinking/smoking/ingesting/whatever.


Indeed : )
 
2013-10-07 11:18:43 PM
That settles it - I know where I'm NOT going for vacation this year.
 
2013-10-07 11:19:11 PM

alabasterblack: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

Oil trumps gay.  At least for now.


You find a way to get that Hummer to run on gayness, and we'll reconsider.
 
2013-10-07 11:19:25 PM

Kevin72: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )

Pinot Gris from Alsace-Lorraine. It's easier to drink larger quantities of white wine.


Hmmm, interesting, too fancy for me though. I'm just a girl that loves her beer,whisky and tequila every now and then
/I'm not gonna talk about missing good wines.
 
2013-10-07 11:23:44 PM

MNguy: jshine: Well, if homosexuality is innate and unchangeable, then presumably it's caused by some biological feature that could -- theoretically at least -- be tested for.  In all probability it would be too subtle for current technology though.  ...but who knows?  I have no idea what research has been published on the topic, if any.  For obvious reasons it would be highly non-PC to even investigate the topic, regardless of the findings.

A lot of closeted Republicans and Catholics suddenly change their travel itineraries.


/you certainly are a special form of asshole, you should probly ignore yourself
 
2013-10-07 11:25:02 PM
I hate to break it to them, but if you're scared of gays, there's a good chance you are one.

And when I read "Gulf States", I immediately thought of Texas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, and Florida. Good company, guys. Way to go.
 
2013-10-07 11:31:34 PM
You know, the more freaked-out you are about gays, the more I'm convinced that you'd secretly like it in the can, Habib.
 
2013-10-07 11:33:46 PM
The only way to make sure...
<a href="http://imgur.com/s0IDmVB"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/s0IDmVB.jpg" title="Hosted by imgur.com" /></a>
 
2013-10-07 11:38:57 PM

gja: George Babbitt: sgnilward: All travelers to the united states as well as its residents now are required to eat bacon.

There.

Now you're an anti-Semite. Congratulations.

That's correct. OK, then you are required to do a shot of 1800 with someone. There, better? (more fun, too).


I'm an alcoholic you insensitive prick!

/drinks at the word prick
 
2013-10-07 11:47:00 PM

leevis: Didn't scientists spend a good chunk of the '90s saying it was in the genes? If so it's something that would come up in a test.


The most current theory is that it has something to do with the mother's hormone levels while pregnant. Or that combined with a genetic component and/or environmental factors.

Prenatal hormones and sexual orientation
 
2013-10-07 11:47:44 PM

Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?


Non-Sequitur much???

But seriously, what all drugs are you on so I can avoid that particular combination?
 
2013-10-07 11:58:09 PM

poe_zlaw: What the security guards do is suck on a man's penis. If it tastes like poop, then the guy is gay.


You're only gay if your catching or kissing.

\Amirite!
\\Looks around.
 
2013-10-08 12:12:48 AM

BrainyBear: alabasterblack: Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.

Oil trumps gay.  At least for now.

You find a way to get that Hummer to run on gayness, and we'll reconsider.


I thought gayness runs smoothest on hummers.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:09 AM
When I was married my ex-wife and I had an interesting experience. We hosted a Turkish exchange student. There were subtle clues the whole time he lived with us but nothing we could pin down. After about a year he came out of the closet to us. We played the role of his parents whom he STILL has not and Will not tell. Now he has a great job and is on a path to citizenship. Because we were Christians he expected us to condemn him. We weren't fundamentalists however and my only comment to him was that there is still prejudice in America and he might find it a hard row to how.  My ex thinks that the kid's mother at least must have figured it out. But perhaps his mom is in in denial.
 
2013-10-08 12:23:38 AM

jshine: FrancoFile: But camel- and sheep-farking are ok, right?

[i15.photobucket.com image 515x320]


spacebison.com
 
2013-10-08 12:28:25 AM

Polartank13: MNguy: jshine: Well, if homosexuality is innate and unchangeable, then presumably it's caused by some biological feature that could -- theoretically at least -- be tested for.  In all probability it would be too subtle for current technology though.  ...but who knows?  I have no idea what research has been published on the topic, if any.  For obvious reasons it would be highly non-PC to even investigate the topic, regardless of the findings.

A lot of closeted Republicans and Catholics suddenly change their travel itineraries.

/you certainly are a special form of asshole, you should probly ignore yourself


Me, him, or both?
 
2013-10-08 12:30:47 AM
Oh, please, introduce this 'test' to the medical community. The laughter will be heard from here.

/You need a series of MRI scans looking at specific areas of the brain to identify even flaming gay males without them telling you
//Neurological crap is  really really hard to detect
 
2013-10-08 12:32:58 AM
Guys?
Guys??
You are aware that this is a DailyFail article right?
RIGHT?!!


Sheesh...some people just "want to believe".
 
2013-10-08 12:42:33 AM

Delawheredad: When I was married my ex-wife and I had an interesting experience. We hosted a Turkish exchange student. There were subtle clues the whole time he lived with us but nothing we could pin down. After about a year he came out of the closet to us. We played the role of his parents whom he STILL has not and Will not tell. Now he has a great job and is on a path to citizenship. Because we were Christians he expected us to condemn him. We weren't fundamentalists however and my only comment to him was that there is still prejudice in America and he might find it a hard row to how. My ex thinks that the kid's mother at least must have figured it out. But perhaps his mom is in in denial.


I hope she can swim.   But how did she get from Turkey to de Nile?

/here all week, tips, etc
 
2013-10-08 12:58:00 AM

gja: mjjt: They are using those wands that also detect suicide bombers

It has a "machine that goes 'beep' function"

[blackholesandstars.files.wordpress.com image 256x195]

It's 'ping' old boy, not 'beep'.


That's ding, not ping

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-08 12:58:15 AM

you are a puppet: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

The anus is remarkable.


Until the oil hits it.
 
2013-10-08 01:01:56 AM

PsiChick: Oh, please, introduce this 'test' to the medical community. The laughter will be heard from here.

/You need a series of MRI scans looking at specific areas of the brain to identify even flaming gay males without them telling you
//Neurological crap is  really really hard to detect


lolwut?

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-10-08 01:14:51 AM

geekasaurus: PsiChick: Oh, please, introduce this 'test' to the medical community. The laughter will be heard from here.

/You need a series of MRI scans looking at specific areas of the brain to identify even flaming gay males without them telling you
//Neurological crap is  really really hard to detect

lolwut?

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271]


The MRI thing is the only thing I've heard of identifying a constant physical difference between gays and straights. Now, I have absolutely no idea  why that happens, but apparently it does, so.

/Gotta wonder, what do bisexual brains look like? Half male and half female? :p
 
2013-10-08 01:23:46 AM

geekasaurus: PsiChick: Oh, please, introduce this 'test' to the medical community. The laughter will be heard from here.

/You need a series of MRI scans looking at specific areas of the brain to identify even flaming gay males without them telling you
//Neurological crap is  really really hard to detect

lolwut?

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x271]


Seems like the relevant citation:
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18559854
 
2013-10-08 01:59:45 AM

Aquapope: The anus is remarkable.

Until the oil hits it.


But I poop from there.
 
2013-10-08 02:08:46 AM

gibbon1: Aquapope: The anus is remarkable.

Until the oil hits it.

But I poop from there.


Prove it, use lipstick.
 
2013-10-08 02:21:21 AM
In case you didn't get the lipstick reference
 
2013-10-08 02:55:24 AM

OK So Amuse Me: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Non-Sequitur much???

But seriously, what all drugs are you on so I can avoid that particular combination?


Link
 
2013-10-08 03:52:14 AM
Did someone say "gaydar"?
i1190.photobucket.com

Littlekuriboh reference FTW
 
2013-10-08 04:26:36 AM
newslang89.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-08 04:52:50 AM
Fark: it works
 
2013-10-08 05:08:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.


There is a physical difference between gay and straight people; it's just inside the brain and not exactly easily accessible.
 
2013-10-08 05:58:26 AM
www.myconfinedspace.com
 
2013-10-08 06:01:42 AM

Pribar: sgnilward: AverageAmericanGuy: This wouldn't be something you could test for unless there was something physically different about homosexuals.

They'll see if their dicks taste like shiat

Just had this mental image of some guy, on his knees at customs:
Zip, lick, "clear"
Zip, lick, "clear"
Zip, lick, gags "caught one"
Looks up, "meh, it's a living"
Zip, lick, "clear"


Damn, the Greeks are in trouble now.
 
2013-10-08 06:52:32 AM

Gyrfalcon: Okay.

Next time you get invaded by someone, we won't bother sending US troops to protect you.


Yes we will, but only the gay ones.
 
2013-10-08 07:58:09 AM
news.bbcimg.co.uk

With the Harry Freakstorm Bomb Gay Detector, your country will finally be free of 'those' people. Allah will finally smile upon your nation and rain blessings of good things upon you. With all the gays back in the Great Satan, Allah will finally have that clean target he's been itching for.

Each unit is $20,000 each and can detect one gay or one golf ball but not both. Gays carrying a golf ball counts as a single entity. Order plenty! Allah wills it!
Bomb = Gay in the Great Satan. As in "That man is da bomb" = "That Gentleman is gayer than my Uncle Fred who never married, bred cats and loved local dinner theater."
 
2013-10-08 08:09:16 AM

ciberido: Researcher: Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

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It works almost as well as accusing people you don't like of being communist sympathizers.


not really, alot of those actually were
 
2013-10-08 08:15:50 AM

mjjt: What the inspectors might look like

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Took me a sec.
 The fondue pot is a dead giveaway.
 
2013-10-08 08:25:37 AM
Are we sure the Daily Mail didn't pick up this story from "The Onion"?
 
2013-10-08 08:28:58 AM
Camel farkers are still ok though.
 
2013-10-08 08:37:43 AM

Kevin72: tinfoil-hat maggie: Kevin72: Beaver santorum is a source of your vanilla flavoring. Why did Wall Street plummet? A dwarf passed out in Des Moines. Who let Newt Gingrich escape from the circus? Exigency is a street in Ho Chi Minh City. How much avocados did I win? This makes a lot of sense. Is the government shut down yet?

Um, I'm not sure whether to love you or despise you right now but the combination of the two is a pretty powerful thing. Um, well never mind I'll shut up and well um,well. Hope you're drinking as much as I am : )

Pinot Gris from Alsace-Lorraine. It's easier to drink larger quantities of white wine.


You have good taste.  I prefer their Pinot Blanc myself.

/and it's just Alsace.  They don't make wine in Lorraine, and the Alsatians hate being lumped in w/ Lorraine. Different culture, just happen to be traded back-and-forth as a set in the Franco-German wars of the last 300 years due to proximity and natural resources.
 
2013-10-08 08:55:19 AM
...but how could you possibly tell if someone is gay without observing sexual activity? They're the same as anyone else except for their sexual activity, right?
 
2013-10-08 09:01:00 AM
"Gaydar: Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the UAE plan to introduce medical testing on travelers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering"

They're not Christians so it's OK.
 
2013-10-08 09:17:18 AM

Joe Blowme: ciberido: Researcher: Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

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It works almost as well as accusing people you don't like of being communist sympathizers.

not really, alot of those actually were


*snicker*  Sure, Joe.
 
2013-10-08 09:20:26 AM

vonster: "Gaydar: Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Oman, Saudi Arabia and the UAE plan to introduce medical testing on travelers to 'detect' gay people and stop them from entering"

They're not Christians so it's OK.


The people testing or the people trying to enter?
 
2013-10-08 09:22:21 AM

ciberido: Joe Blowme: ciberido: Researcher: Think about it this way:

Gulf States make this gay test to keep people out. The science is.. well, not real. But them reserving the right to refuse entry to whoever they want has certain advantages.

I'm surprised that no one has posted the infinitely more likely reason they're doing this: They want to be able to refuse entry to their country to any person on their whim. If they call them gay on the way out - they don't care. You have political ideas we don't like? He tested positive. A religion we don't like? Super positive. Anything from a labor activist, to someone who is just totally openly gay, and they can boot you. It's super simple, and I doubt the populace is going to be up in arms about keeping people out who they are being told are gay.

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 400x305]
It works almost as well as accusing people you don't like of being communist sympathizers.

not really, alot of those actually were

*snicker*  Sure, Joe.


If David Horowitz doesn't like something, it is worth adding to your list of favorites right there.
 
2013-10-08 09:38:22 AM
I can tell with about 99% accuracy within 5 minutes of talking to someone if they are gay or not.

Male only.  I can't tell on females.
 
2013-10-08 10:01:44 AM
In related news, Qatar to be renamed "Qaydar", UAR now UFIA, Lebanon = Lesbanon.

/It's Bahraining Men!
 
2013-10-08 10:05:01 AM

carrion_luggage: UFIA


What is that and why does searching for it on Wikipedia redirect to the entry on Fark?
 
2013-10-08 10:06:31 AM
Not a problem as long as you can still hold hands with your bro, it's not weird at all.
 
2013-10-08 10:37:08 AM
But Islam is totally the religion of peace and tolerance.

Right. Gotcha.

Oh, and good luck with that whole gaydar testing thing.
 
2013-10-08 12:03:33 PM
 
2013-10-08 12:04:04 PM

Joe Blowme: not really, alot of those actually were


Hmm, who should we believe? Actual historians(such as David Horowitz and Ronald Radosh, both conservatives), or Diana West?

West, btw, is a Bircher, a birther, anti-Islam, and is backed by the Heritage Foundation, Breitbart, and various other sites not exactly known for their adherence to facts.
 
2013-10-08 12:13:07 PM

George Babbitt: carrion_luggage: UFIA

What is that and why does searching for it on Wikipedia redirect to the entry on Fark?


upload.wikimedia.org

/I believe this thread originated that acronym...
 
2013-10-08 12:17:52 PM
Visited Bahrain 10 years ago.
Had A LOT of great gay sex there.
 
2013-10-08 01:58:46 PM
i do not think this sort of thing is even possible.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-08 02:57:38 PM

doubled99: ...but how could you possibly tell if someone is gay without observing sexual activity? They're the same as anyone else except for their sexual activity, right?


Don't be ridiculous. When have you ever seen a gay guy dress as crappy as one of us "straighties"?
/yardwork wear doesn't count
 
2013-10-08 04:18:09 PM

Dahnkster: [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [www.twncommunications.net image 640x480]


I always forget - Is it the earring in the right ear or the left?
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-10-08 05:56:25 PM

DVDave: Dahnkster: [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [images.nymag.com image 560x375] [www.twncommunications.net image 640x480]

I always forget - Is it the earring in the right ear or the left?


It's often that Prince Albert piercing that set off alarms.
 
2013-10-08 08:17:04 PM
The author is an idiot who does not know the difference between being gay and homosexual acts.

For those of you who need a refresher, ponder this: many gay persons are celibate, and many straight persons engage in homosexual acts from time to time, for any number of reasons.

FTA: "It's illegal to be gay in 78 countries...." but then "...executed more than 4,000 people charged with homosexual acts."

The mixup may even be intentional, to stir up outrage that people are being persecuted for the way they were born. True, being gay may get your bigot neighbors to snub you, but your orientation won't get you executed. The actions you choose to take get you executed.


Sooooo.... now to the interesting question of how they plan to detect who is gay. Given that the author fails to understand what "being gay" means and what Muslim nations actually prohibit, it seems obvious that they are looking for evidence of homosexual activity, not orientation. Definitely a more feasible goal, since, especially in males, such activities often do leave physical traces.
 
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