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(Western Journalism)   Tennessee church vandalized by atheists. And by "atheists" we mean "satanists", because they're, like, totally the same, aren't they?   (westernjournalism.com) divider line 187
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2013-10-07 09:03:19 PM
Isn't this a repeat? I could have sworn I saw this a couple weeks ago. I discovered that they actually make "Smoke meth and hail Satan" t-shirts.
 
2013-10-07 10:00:39 PM
Again, Christians this is easy. We don't believe your superhero, so why would we believe your super villain?
 
2013-10-07 10:01:59 PM
They really want to use the word "heathen", but it's out of fashion.
 
2013-10-07 10:02:23 PM
No, they're not the same

/the idiots that think they are are pretty much all the same, though
 
2013-10-07 10:05:43 PM

zamboni: Again, Christians this is easy. We don't believe your superhero, so why would we believe your super villain?


"believe in" times 2
 
2013-10-07 10:19:53 PM
Christians do more to vandalize Christianity every day than I could ever hope to do in a lifetime.
 
2013-10-07 10:21:08 PM
When you cross atheists with satanists do you get aesthetes?
 
2013-10-07 10:21:31 PM
And by "satanists," we mean "dumbass teenagers," becuase they totally did it to make a political/religious point, not just because they thought it was fun.
 
2013-10-07 10:22:27 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Christians do more to vandalize Christianity every day than I could ever hope to do in a lifetime.


A Methodist church?
Bet it was Baptists.
 
2013-10-07 10:22:40 PM
Why not? They've here on the ground with their nose in it since the whole thing began. They've nurtured every sensation man's been inspired to have. They cared about what he wanted and I never judged him. Why? Because they never rejected him. In spite of all his imperfections, They're a fan of man! They're humanists. Maybe the last humanists.
 
2013-10-07 10:22:41 PM
Sigh. Satanists; therefore complain about secular humanism and irreligion.
 
2013-10-07 10:23:04 PM
Awwww poor wittle Christians being picked on by terrorists... It's a good thing no one remembers all the bloodshed in Christ's name.
 
2013-10-07 10:23:37 PM
Cool story bro.

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2013-10-07 10:23:38 PM
Potato, PotAto.
 
2013-10-07 10:24:20 PM
Did I miss something? I don't see the word "atheist" anywhere in the article.
 
2013-10-07 10:24:30 PM
While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

wait, what does obamacare got to do with christians
 
2013-10-07 10:25:37 PM
yes. In fact, Satanists are Atheists. Good job subby, you got to the hart of the matter.
 
2013-10-07 10:25:58 PM

IcedTorch: While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

wait, what does obamacare got to do with christians


Healing poor, sick people is the exact opposite of everything Christians stand for.
 
2013-10-07 10:26:13 PM

skullkrusher: yes. In fact, Satanists are Atheists. Good job subby, you got to the hart of the matter.


I dropped some e. Well, at least one.
 
2013-10-07 10:26:20 PM
FTA: While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

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2013-10-07 10:27:08 PM
Pretty big church for a 20 member congregation.
 
2013-10-07 10:27:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: No, they're not the same

/the idiots that think they are are pretty much all the same, though


Actually, LaVeyan Satanism is basically atheistic objectivism wrapped up in Christian mythology in order to shock Christians.
 
2013-10-07 10:27:15 PM

IcedTorch: While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

wait, what does obamacare got to do with christians


Real Christians don't believe in making sure their fellow humans have health care.
 
2013-10-07 10:28:05 PM

kwame: Did I miss something? I don't see the word "atheist" anywhere in the article.


It's in the URL.

On a side note, when I moved to Tennessee in 86, the locals didn't understand the concept of worshipping nothing. You either worshipped God or Satan
 
2013-10-07 10:28:20 PM
"secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America."

Quotes like these brought to you by the same people who think fascists and communists are exactly the same.
 
2013-10-07 10:28:49 PM

IcedTorch: While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

wait, what does obamacare got to do with christians


Because Jesus was such a fan of free healthcare he did it with his own hands. He would have hated all this buying insurance stuff.
 
2013-10-07 10:29:22 PM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: MaudlinMutantMollusk: No, they're not the same

/the idiots that think they are are pretty much all the same, though

Actually, LaVeyan Satanism is basically atheistic objectivism wrapped up in Christian mythology in order to shock Christians.


LaVey was a troll before trolling was cool

/damned good one, too
 
2013-10-07 10:29:32 PM

IcedTorch: While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

wait, what does obamacare got to do with christians


Simple, it was put into law by a blah man.
 
2013-10-07 10:30:05 PM
Are we sure it wasn't...
SATINISTS?
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2013-10-07 10:30:22 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: IcedTorch: While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

wait, what does obamacare got to do with christians

Healing poor, sick people is the exact opposite of everything Christians stand for.


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I'd be embarrassed for you if I thought you had any shame.
 
2013-10-07 10:30:47 PM
Dear Sir or Madam. Your blog sucks.
 
2013-10-07 10:31:25 PM

IcedTorch: While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

wait, what does obamacare got to do with christians


You got to that paragraph before I did, darn! But here's my funny bone about it highlighted. Yes, "us secular humanists" like those evil people known as the Founding Fathers whom created a country that knew that evil fascist-like people hide behind Christianity when they want to be the ones to tell others how to live and obey, so we have a constitution that restricts the government from being run by the church (or any other religious institution, in case you Christians are worried about the evil Muslims or those money grubbing Jews from taking over or anything else you disagree with).
 
2013-10-07 10:32:17 PM
Wow...absolutely no agenda or bias in that article *adds westernjournalism.com to the Breitbart list.*
 
2013-10-07 10:32:44 PM

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: MaudlinMutantMollusk: No, they're not the same

/the idiots that think they are are pretty much all the same, though

Actually, LaVeyan Satanism is basically atheistic objectivism wrapped up in Christian mythology in order to shock Christians.


Actually, Prosperity Christianity is basically LaVeyan Satanism with "Satan" crossed out and "God" scribbled in its place.
 
2013-10-07 10:33:27 PM

hchaos: Matrix Flavored Wasabi: MaudlinMutantMollusk: No, they're not the same

/the idiots that think they are are pretty much all the same, though

Actually, LaVeyan Satanism is basically atheistic objectivism wrapped up in Christian mythology in order to shock Christians.

Actually, Prosperity Christianity is basically LaVeyan Satanism with "Satan" crossed out and "God" scribbled in its place.


not really
 
2013-10-07 10:34:01 PM

IcedTorch: While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.

wait, what does obamacare got to do with christians


Obama wants everyone to take those derned free abortion pills he makin everyone hand out to their employees.

/shakes tiny fist holding tiny bible
 
2013-10-07 10:34:08 PM

Mega Steve: kwame: Did I miss something? I don't see the word "atheist" anywhere in the article.

It's in the URL.

On a side note, when I moved to Tennessee in 86, the locals didn't understand the concept of worshipping nothing. You either worshipped God or Satan


Same here. I've met a couple folks in my life who really didn't understand what I meant when I said I'm an atheist. It wasn't as bad as "you mean you worship Satan?" but it did throw me for a loop before I readjusted my expectations for the conversation.
 
2013-10-07 10:35:29 PM

kwame: Did I miss something? I don't see the word "atheist" anywhere in the article.


they changed the headline because even some Christians who comment there thought it was stupid. However the original headline was used to form the url

http://www.westernjournalism.com/tennessee-church-vandalized-atheist -t hemes/

Their editorial slant really doesn't distinguish among non-Christians (who of course want to destroy Christians)  and I guess Obama being a socialist makes him not a christian.

As Christians across the world face persecution and even death at the hands of Islamic terrorists, the U.S. remains a nation in which believers of all faiths can gather to openly worship. We must remain dedicated to preserving that right, though, as it continually faces opposition.
While this Tennessee church experienced an outright attack, secular humanists continue to work behind the scenes to surreptitiously silence the Christian voice within America. Whether through ObamaCare mandates, anti-discrimination lawsuits, or any other desperate ploy, the left understands that the only way to continue its transformation of this nation is by maintaining a stranglehold on those fighting to preserve it.
As with the members of Lebanon UMC, the faithful from coast to coast must stand up for our beliefs and not be bullied by those who seek to undermine us. Combining that resolve with an attitude of love and prayer is the only path to furthering God's work here on earth.
 
2013-10-07 10:36:23 PM

LouDobbsAwaaaay: Christians do more to vandalize Christianity every day than I could ever hope to do in a lifetime.


This
 
2013-10-07 10:37:19 PM
Waiting for the second coming of Ayn Rand?
 
2013-10-07 10:37:53 PM

skullkrusher: yes. In fact, Satanists are Atheists. Good job subby, you got to the hart of the matter.


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2013-10-07 10:39:32 PM

Canton: skullkrusher: yes. In fact, Satanists are Atheists. Good job subby, you got to the hart of the matter.

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You'll pay deerly for that pun.
 
2013-10-07 10:39:40 PM

SmittyBGKY: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Christians do more to vandalize Christianity every day than I could ever hope to do in a lifetime.

This


that's nice

SmittyBGKY: LouDobbsAwaaaay: Christians Muslims do more to vandalize Christianity Islam every day than I could ever hope to do in a lifetime.

This


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2013-10-07 10:40:21 PM

I May Be Crazy But...: Canton: skullkrusher: yes. In fact, Satanists are Atheists. Good job subby, you got to the hart of the matter.

[i40.tinypic.com image 640x480]

You'll pay deerly for that pun.


perhaps I should have acknowledged by typo by exclaiming DOE!
 
2013-10-07 10:42:51 PM

Last Man on Earth: And by "satanists," we mean "dumbass teenagers," becuase they totally did it to make a political/religious point, not just because they thought it was fun.


Dumbass teenagers with a lot of "controlled substances."  Stupid things seem fun when you're high.
 
2013-10-07 10:43:04 PM
You will never know who really are the culprits, whether satanists or atheists, until a thorough investigation counts.
 
2013-10-07 10:43:39 PM

skullkrusher: I May Be Crazy But...: Canton: skullkrusher: yes. In fact, Satanists are Atheists. Good job subby, you got to the hart of the matter.

[i40.tinypic.com image 640x480]

You'll pay deerly for that pun.

perhaps I should have acknowledged by typo by exclaiming DOE!


Probably while grabbing your foot and staggering around.
 
2013-10-07 10:43:49 PM

BitwiseShift: Waiting for the second coming of Ayn Rand?


Rand is better on meth?
 
2013-10-07 10:45:10 PM

harrydorcas: You will never know who really are the culprits, whether satanists or atheists, until a thorough investigation counts.


Hold on there, that sounds like science. You must be one of those evil secular humanists exposing our children to Satan.
 
2013-10-07 10:46:09 PM

PC LOAD LETTER: They really want to use the word "heathen", but it's out of fashion.


I don't even think heathen is quite right. This is more inverse Christian. I always think of heathens as more like pagans.
 
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