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(WTSP)   Low: Making fun of your political opponent on Facebook. Fark: Making fun of your political opponent's cancer on Facebook   (wtsp.com) divider line 29
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2013-10-07 11:46:19 PM  
5 votes:

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)
2013-10-07 11:37:05 PM  
5 votes:
compliancecampaign.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-07 11:52:42 PM  
4 votes:

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Wow, you're a slow learner .
2013-10-07 11:48:28 PM  
4 votes:

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Yes.  A four year one.
2013-10-07 09:09:09 PM  
4 votes:
Just one or tumor jokes?
2013-10-08 12:21:57 AM  
3 votes:

CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?


Teddy Roosevelt. If you don't agree, he will rise from the grave and beat you to death with his 30 lb iron moose balls at the stroke of midnight.

/Bully!
2013-10-07 08:53:43 PM  
3 votes:
Man, you know it's bad when even the Republican Party of Florida tries to distance itself from you.
2013-10-08 02:09:35 AM  
2 votes:
i1.ytimg.com
2013-10-08 12:03:37 AM  
2 votes:
If you're an elected official with a social media account your postings *should* run the gamut from "Wow, what a great hometown Memorial Day Parade" to "Wow, what a moving Veterans' Day Parade," with maybe a "Can't wait for this weekend's church pancake breakfast" when you're feeling REALLY saucy.

Thankfully for all of us, most of them ignore this rule.
2013-10-07 11:34:40 PM  
2 votes:
Well, laughter is the best medicine.
For brain cancer.
Or maybe one of the symptoms, I don't really know.
2013-10-07 10:27:08 PM  
2 votes:
Maybe he saw the first signs of cancer.
www.graphics20.com

You see:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/horoscopes/astrology/cancer/about/

"What appears to be a retreat to others can be your best aggressive tactic. "

See, he was being too cancer... too cancer in the brain.
2013-10-07 09:21:25 PM  
2 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's running for office now?
2013-10-07 09:05:45 PM  
2 votes:
Tucker wrote about Morroni, "Doesn't he have cancer of the brain?"

Get a brain cancer Morroni.

/sorry, aisle seat please
2013-10-08 08:26:13 AM  
1 votes:
No sense of tumor?
2013-10-08 12:19:52 AM  
1 votes:

Aquapope: Wait, wait wait!  Morroni, the Mormon angel guy, has cancer?  2012 makes so much more sense now.


What if we're already dead, and we just don't realize it ye
2013-10-08 12:19:20 AM  
1 votes:
Wait, wait wait!  Morroni, the Mormon angel guy, has cancer?  2012 makes so much more sense now.
2013-10-08 12:07:18 AM  
1 votes:

falcon176: yeah well one time the libs did somethin too so both sides are bad nice try though


I confess. I tore one of those "Do not remove this tag under penalty of law' tags off a pillow once...
But I did not use the pillow to smother a puppy.
2013-10-08 12:00:54 AM  
1 votes:
yeah well one time the libs did somethin too so both sides are bad nice try though
2013-10-07 11:59:19 PM  
1 votes:

CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?


William Henry Harrison?
2013-10-07 11:56:37 PM  
1 votes:

ArcadianRefugee: Owangotang: Why is no one talking about the real insensitive moment of recent history, Miley Cyrus playing as Michelle Bachmann on SNL? That little slut, how DARE she disgrace such a fine, good, decent person?

It is wrong that I would fark either of them?


So long as you know that Bachman bites the heads off her lovers and devours them.

/also, she has hypno-toad eyes... or the crazy eyes; interpretation changes based on party affiliation
2013-10-07 11:50:46 PM  
1 votes:

ohdoublereally: Like farkers never stoop to some pretty low levels. Give me a break. Like the time the baby drowned in the washing machine.


Was it a top loader, or a front loader?

/front loaders are better
//so you can watch him
///like his sister in the microwave
2013-10-07 11:50:25 PM  
1 votes:

Kit Fister: Yeah, people on fark would do that.


That's true, but I already presumed that posting on Fark means the end of one's political ambitions.
2013-10-07 11:47:18 PM  
1 votes:
It's OK though because a Republican is the one who said it. Clearly this is a God-fearing man who simply needs to look to Jesus for forgiveness. Why is no one talking about the real insensitive moment of recent history, Miley Cyrus playing as Michelle Bachmann on SNL? That little slut, how DARE she disgrace such a fine, good, decent person?
2013-10-07 11:47:03 PM  
1 votes:

CRtwenty: The part that gets me is that the guy he made the comment too was also a Republican. Lord knows what he'd have said if he had been a Democrat.


Donkey-raping shiat eater?
2013-10-07 11:41:22 PM  
1 votes:

sporkme: This is clearly stupid, tactless, disgusting, all of this...

BUT before you vote for representative, especially a president (probably 8 years) or senator (6 years, likely perpetual) or a judge if your locale elects them, it might be good to know that they might not be around for the full term, particularly in a primary.


Except the guy with cancer was a fellow Republican who endorsed a Democrat who was running - not an oposing candidate.  Hence the brilliant  "something's wrong with his brain" line from his attacker.

The Democrats health seems to be a-ok.
2013-10-07 11:36:30 PM  
1 votes:
Don't get cancer if you don't want to get made fun of.
2013-10-07 11:36:19 PM  
1 votes:
What?? This involves a Republican Party member??? Well, there's your headline right there, because Republicans are so well ...

Never mind. I can't continue it. At some point even snark fails.
2013-10-07 11:27:38 PM  
1 votes:
That was such a shiatty article that I couldn't tell who had cancer, who still had cancer, or who was attacking people who had cancer. "Tucker posted a Facebook comment when Republican Pinellas County Commissioner John Morroni endorsed a Democrat for a city council seat."

Amazing journalism. I still can't tell what is going on.
2013-10-07 11:24:13 PM  
1 votes:
classy
 
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