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2013-10-07 08:53:43 PM  
Man, you know it's bad when even the Republican Party of Florida tries to distance itself from you.
 
2013-10-07 09:05:45 PM  
Tucker wrote about Morroni, "Doesn't he have cancer of the brain?"

Get a brain cancer Morroni.

/sorry, aisle seat please
 
2013-10-07 09:08:03 PM  
Yeah, people on fark would do that.
 
2013-10-07 09:09:09 PM  
Just one or tumor jokes?
 
2013-10-07 09:21:25 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's running for office now?
 
2013-10-07 10:27:08 PM  
Maybe he saw the first signs of cancer.
www.graphics20.com

You see:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/horoscopes/astrology/cancer/about/

"What appears to be a retreat to others can be your best aggressive tactic. "

See, he was being too cancer... too cancer in the brain.
 
2013-10-07 11:24:13 PM  
classy
 
2013-10-07 11:27:38 PM  
That was such a shiatty article that I couldn't tell who had cancer, who still had cancer, or who was attacking people who had cancer. "Tucker posted a Facebook comment when Republican Pinellas County Commissioner John Morroni endorsed a Democrat for a city council seat."

Amazing journalism. I still can't tell what is going on.
 
2013-10-07 11:27:47 PM  
Republican?  Yup.

This Morroni fellow seems like the right choice, as long as he doesn't murder the English language, and anyone who gets in his way.
 
2013-10-07 11:33:07 PM  
This is clearly stupid, tactless, disgusting, all of this...

BUT before you vote for representative, especially a president (probably 8 years) or senator (6 years, likely perpetual) or a judge if your locale elects them, it might be good to know that they might not be around for the full term, particularly in a primary.
 
2013-10-07 11:33:15 PM  
This is why we need to get God back in our politics?
 
2013-10-07 11:34:40 PM  
Well, laughter is the best medicine.
For brain cancer.
Or maybe one of the symptoms, I don't really know.
 
2013-10-07 11:36:19 PM  
What?? This involves a Republican Party member??? Well, there's your headline right there, because Republicans are so well ...

Never mind. I can't continue it. At some point even snark fails.
 
2013-10-07 11:36:30 PM  
Don't get cancer if you don't want to get made fun of.
 
2013-10-07 11:37:05 PM  
compliancecampaign.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-07 11:41:22 PM  

sporkme: This is clearly stupid, tactless, disgusting, all of this...

BUT before you vote for representative, especially a president (probably 8 years) or senator (6 years, likely perpetual) or a judge if your locale elects them, it might be good to know that they might not be around for the full term, particularly in a primary.


Except the guy with cancer was a fellow Republican who endorsed a Democrat who was running - not an oposing candidate.  Hence the brilliant  "something's wrong with his brain" line from his attacker.

The Democrats health seems to be a-ok.
 
2013-10-07 11:43:25 PM  
My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...
 
2013-10-07 11:43:55 PM  
The part that gets me is that the guy he made the comment too was also a Republican. Lord knows what he'd have said if he had been a Democrat.
 
2013-10-07 11:46:19 PM  

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)
 
2013-10-07 11:47:03 PM  

CRtwenty: The part that gets me is that the guy he made the comment too was also a Republican. Lord knows what he'd have said if he had been a Democrat.


Donkey-raping shiat eater?
 
2013-10-07 11:47:18 PM  
It's OK though because a Republican is the one who said it. Clearly this is a God-fearing man who simply needs to look to Jesus for forgiveness. Why is no one talking about the real insensitive moment of recent history, Miley Cyrus playing as Michelle Bachmann on SNL? That little slut, how DARE she disgrace such a fine, good, decent person?
 
2013-10-07 11:48:08 PM  
Like farkers never stoop to some pretty low levels. Give me a break. Like the time the baby drowned in the washing machine. There was nothing but but crickets in the politics tab for hours.
 
2013-10-07 11:48:28 PM  

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Yes.  A four year one.
 
2013-10-07 11:48:55 PM  

Owangotang: Why is no one talking about the real insensitive moment of recent history, Miley Cyrus playing as Michelle Bachmann on SNL? That little slut, how DARE she disgrace such a fine, good, decent person?


It is wrong that I would fark either of them?
 
2013-10-07 11:50:25 PM  

Kit Fister: Yeah, people on fark would do that.


That's true, but I already presumed that posting on Fark means the end of one's political ambitions.
 
2013-10-07 11:50:46 PM  

ohdoublereally: Like farkers never stoop to some pretty low levels. Give me a break. Like the time the baby drowned in the washing machine.


Was it a top loader, or a front loader?

/front loaders are better
//so you can watch him
///like his sister in the microwave
 
2013-10-07 11:50:49 PM  

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Wow, you went all the way from voting Dole over Clinton; that's quite the changeover. 2000 was my first Presidential election, but my record looks the same from then until present.  And I'll second the part about other people doing the same.  I know a lot of people that have made the full swing from straight R to anti-R; a whole bunch of them being combat vets from the last 10 years.
 
2013-10-07 11:51:00 PM  

doglover: Just one or tumor jokes?


Well played.
 
2013-10-07 11:52:42 PM  

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Wow, you're a slow learner .
 
2013-10-07 11:55:50 PM  

skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)


Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?
 
2013-10-07 11:56:37 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: Owangotang: Why is no one talking about the real insensitive moment of recent history, Miley Cyrus playing as Michelle Bachmann on SNL? That little slut, how DARE she disgrace such a fine, good, decent person?

It is wrong that I would fark either of them?


So long as you know that Bachman bites the heads off her lovers and devours them.

/also, she has hypno-toad eyes... or the crazy eyes; interpretation changes based on party affiliation
 
2013-10-07 11:59:19 PM  

CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?


William Henry Harrison?
 
2013-10-08 12:00:54 AM  
yeah well one time the libs did somethin too so both sides are bad nice try though
 
2013-10-08 12:02:38 AM  
I don't often cross lines, but when I do... I like to stomp a mudhole in it.

/stay thirsty
 
2013-10-08 12:03:37 AM  
If you're an elected official with a social media account your postings *should* run the gamut from "Wow, what a great hometown Memorial Day Parade" to "Wow, what a moving Veterans' Day Parade," with maybe a "Can't wait for this weekend's church pancake breakfast" when you're feeling REALLY saucy.

Thankfully for all of us, most of them ignore this rule.
 
2013-10-08 12:03:38 AM  

skullkrusher: CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?

William Henry Harrison?


rimshot.mp3
 
2013-10-08 12:03:44 AM  
I want to apologize for my previous post.


I don't believe in Astronomy.
 
2013-10-08 12:07:18 AM  

falcon176: yeah well one time the libs did somethin too so both sides are bad nice try though


I confess. I tore one of those "Do not remove this tag under penalty of law' tags off a pillow once...
But I did not use the pillow to smother a puppy.
 
2013-10-08 12:08:53 AM  

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Mine looks very similar.
 
2013-10-08 12:09:29 AM  

skullkrusher: CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?

William Henry Harrison?


Tip and Ty -

What's the cause of this commotion, motion, motion,
Our country through?
It is the ball a-rolling on

For Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
For Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
And with them we'll beat little Van, Van, Van,
Van is a used up man.
And with them we'll beat little Van.

First verse and chorus
 
2013-10-08 12:13:49 AM  
Why do so many politicians have such punchable faces? Even if he hadn't uttered such BS about a FELLOW REPUBLICAN, I'd still want to smack that farker upside his head.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:20 AM  
Wait, wait wait!  Morroni, the Mormon angel guy, has cancer?  2012 makes so much more sense now.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:52 AM  

Aquapope: Wait, wait wait!  Morroni, the Mormon angel guy, has cancer?  2012 makes so much more sense now.


What if we're already dead, and we just don't realize it ye
 
2013-10-08 12:21:57 AM  

CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?


Teddy Roosevelt. If you don't agree, he will rise from the grave and beat you to death with his 30 lb iron moose balls at the stroke of midnight.

/Bully!
 
2013-10-08 12:23:25 AM  

Phil McKraken: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

Mine looks very similar.


so fine, you are anti-R as they currently stand. no problem with that.
I do have one of those serious questions. 
When you look back now, ignoring the cheating on his wife, do you think Clinton was:
a) the devil - did NOTHING GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY HATE HATE HATE
b) no better or worse than reagan/bush 1.0
c) oh god I wish I could take my vote back
d) other

You two are the first "republicans" which I have ever met who have admitted to switching to anti-R.
I am genuinely interested in how you revisit the past decisions.
Was it as simple as the lesser of two obvious evils.

/to be honest, mostly clinton. I can give you voting against carter, mondale, dukakis.
/I still voted for C, M and D; but I am a single issue voter, pro-choice. period.
 
2013-10-08 12:29:28 AM  
Does anyone have this guys facebook page address?  I would personally like to tell him what I think of his comments
 
2013-10-08 12:29:48 AM  
I'm far more offended that he'd play the "I'm going to use cancer for political gain" card and went with something as lame as 'Doesn't he have cancer of the brain?'

The whole production could be a lot more... zippy. It just, it needs zazz! Am I, I mean I'm right to say that, right?
 
2013-10-08 12:29:55 AM  
http://libertycandidates.com/2009/01/dan-tucker-liberty-candidates-te a m-member/

skip to the Q and A section
WHAT THE fark

The GOP has tied their political wagon to the batshiat crazies.
 
2013-10-08 12:31:01 AM  

namatad: The GOP has tied their political wagon to the batshiat crazies.


Barry Goldwater warned them about this. It's nice to see he was right.
 
2013-10-08 12:34:56 AM  

SlantyBaws: Does anyone have this guys facebook page address?  I would personally like to tell him what I think of his comments


https://www.facebook.com/daniel.tucker.75685
 
2013-10-08 12:35:42 AM  

namatad: SlantyBaws: Does anyone have this guys facebook page address?  I would personally like to tell him what I think of his comments

https://www.facebook.com/daniel.tucker.75685


I LOL'd
 
2013-10-08 12:41:24 AM  

hardinparamedic: namatad: The GOP has tied their political wagon to the batshiat crazies.

Barry Goldwater warned them about this. It's nice to see he was right.


He was the first of their kind. Remember that whole "extremism in defense of liberty is no vice; moderation in the face of tyranny is no virtue" thing? Goldwater was full-tilt bozo, make no mistake. He was the derpfather, and one half-bright comment about religious loons doesn't change that - it just reinforces the broken clock theory.
 
2013-10-08 12:41:40 AM  

hardinparamedic: namatad: SlantyBaws: Does anyone have this guys facebook page address?  I would personally like to tell him what I think of his comments

https://www.facebook.com/daniel.tucker.75685

I LOL'd


I looked. I looked at all the people returned for Dan Tucker. farking FB sucks at searching for people with multiple parameters. FFS, join the 21st century already.
 
2013-10-08 12:42:26 AM  
I said to myself before I clicked on the Politics tab:  "ahh let's see which turds have floated to the top"
Seems I found one at first glance.
 
2013-10-08 12:46:40 AM  

Aquapope: Wait, wait wait!  Morroni, the Mormon angel guy, has cancer?  2012 makes so much more sense now.


Oh, that corksucker? That icehole?

/that son of a batch...
 
2013-10-08 12:54:55 AM  
Depends. Was it funny cancer, or sad cancer?
 
2013-10-08 01:13:10 AM  

doglover: Just one or tumor jokes?


www.newhealthbasics.com
/hot as a toomah
 
m00
2013-10-08 01:17:34 AM  

namatad: You two are the first "republicans" which I have ever met who have admitted to switching to anti-R.
I am genuinely interested in how you revisit the past decisions.
Was it as simple as the lesser of two obvious evils.


I went from Democrat, to Republican, to anti-Republican quasi-Libertarian (but like everything else, the label has been stolen by the rhetoric of hypocrites).

I was a Clinton supporter, and voted for Gore. I haaaaated Bush during the 1st term. I thought he was insane. Then I saw how many Democrats in Congress went along with him and voted for his policies, but then later walked it back and made excuses.

I thought Kerry was the epitome of cynical political opportunism (until Romney came along). I ended up supporting Republicans for the last two years of Bush's term to the first two years of Obama's.

For me, Kerry broke any last faith I had in Democrats, and then Romney broke any last faith I had in Republicans. I mean that these guys could even be the nominee.

Obama voted for the banking bailouts as a Senator (he's on youtube saying how important they are) and when you realize BOTH presidential candidates care about the bonuses of wall-street bankers more than the economy of the working class then there's really not much hope.
 
2013-10-08 01:36:30 AM  

skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)


I have you favorated as "funny". I may have have to change you to "redeemed" and what the hell color is that?
Oh, wait, I guess it's blue.
Well, I'll wait a while until I do that.
I've never seen anybody redeemed before.
I wish you well.
Welcome to our angry crazy lots of opinions party.
We base our opinions on facts.
Mostly
Mostly we love our fellow man.

Progress isn't a dirty word.

And brother, I am always here if you have any questions.
 
2013-10-08 01:36:51 AM  

namatad: http://libertycandidates.com/2009/01/dan-tucker-liberty-candidates-te a m-member/

skip to the Q and A section
WHAT THE fark

The GOP has tied their political wagon to the batshiat crazies.


My country embarrasses me. Often.

/thank god i don't live in florida.
 
2013-10-08 02:02:32 AM  
"I think what he said was horrible. He apologized. However, when you say things, they have consequences and there are people in the county that are still clamoring for him to go so this has become a distraction for the local party to do their job."

You know, it's not my favorite.  I would make edits and I would make it more apologetic.  But honestly, that's good enough.  I'm gonna go ahead and give a kudos to the Florida GOP chairman.  This is so much better than an "I'm sorry they took offense to it."

So, Kudos GOP chairman.
 
2013-10-08 02:09:35 AM  
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-10-08 02:14:18 AM  

CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?


Mister, we could use a man like Herbert Hoover again...
 
2013-10-08 04:55:02 AM  

Granny_Panties: 2004 Kerry


Really?

/idiot
 
2013-10-08 05:21:00 AM  
The grievance committee of the Republican Party of Florida


ongoingchaos.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-08 05:42:56 AM  
Since the Tea Party infiltration of the GOP, it seems Republican rhetoric has jumped the shark. Yes they always have been jerks but stuff like this was reserved for those anonymous e-mails & robo-calls which gave the establishment plausible deniability from the extreme derp.

I seems as if the Tea Party candidates are those who create, send, forward, and believe that stuff; because now there is no shame in it. Heck some of them are outright proud of being total dicks. They are just a bunch of bullies. Thanks to the right-wing media & culture bubble, they commend each other over who can say the most outrageous things about "libtards"; to the point that they feel such behavior is socially acceptable amongst normal people.

The funniest part is how the GOP is now dealing with an internal civil war thanks to them selling their souls to the Tea Party for votes. That whole Republican "unity" thing isn't as easy when you align yourself with crazy, and that "crazy" expects you to toe their line instead of the opposite (which was expected).
 
2013-10-08 07:21:36 AM  
Whole lot of failure of reading comprehension here. No, Morroni wasn't running against this Tucker guy. Tucker attacked a fellow Republican (Morroni) for endorsing the Democrat running against him.

Tucker wasn't looking to score political points against his opponent, he just was being a douchebag and showing sour grapes because his fellow Republican endorsed the guy running against him.
 
2013-10-08 08:26:13 AM  
No sense of tumor?
 
2013-10-08 08:48:37 AM  
I have a honest question. Since the article doesn't state it and we believe to know one of the people has cancer. What kind of cancer is it? If it's a brain tumor, wouldn't he have just been asking a question and not taking a pot shot at the other person? I mean everyone seems to want to jump on the ass of the party that they aren't associated with, but if the guy really does have brain cancer, wouldn't that just be a legitimate question instead of an attack, like everyone apparently wants it to be?
 
2013-10-08 08:54:24 AM  

Yogimus: Don't get cancer if you don't want to get made fun of.


And now I'm going to hell.  Thanks for the LOL.  I am going to pay dearly for that.
 
2013-10-08 09:47:32 AM  

gingerjet: Granny_Panties: 2004 Kerry

Really?

/idiot


not sure if serious.
 
2013-10-08 10:26:19 AM  
I once was in a heated argument with a teaderper on FB, and wound up telling him that I hoped his children got eaten by wolves. It wasn't my best moment.
 
2013-10-08 10:43:19 AM  
www.wtsp.comwww.mindpollution.org
 
2013-10-08 10:50:35 AM  

namatad: Phil McKraken: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

Mine looks very similar.

so fine, you are anti-R as they currently stand. no problem with that.
I do have one of those serious questions. 
When you look back now, ignoring the cheating on his wife, do you think Clinton was:
a) the devil - did NOTHING GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY HATE HATE HATE
b) no better or worse than reagan/bush 1.0
c) oh god I wish I could take my vote back
d) other

You two are the first "republicans" which I have ever met who have admitted to switching to anti-R.
I am genuinely interested in how you revisit the past decisions.
Was it as simple as the lesser of two obvious evils.

/to be honest, mostly clinton. I can give you voting against carter, mondale, dukakis.
/I still voted for C, M and D; but I am a single issue voter, pro-choice. period.


For me, it came to two realizations, neither of which had anything to do with Clinton.

1. Government has a legitimate role in society because many people cannot care for themselves. I came to believe that the welfare state was acceptable, provided it was actively managed to prevent abuse.

2. The GOP was/is fully hypocritical about spending. Since earmark reform, this is much less apparent. I also think the current Tea Party group is sincere about fiscal responsibility. I also think they'd burn the house down if they don't like the kitchen tile.

The Democrats are far from perfect and I'll certainly consider voting for specific GOP candidates. For example, I like Jon Huntsman.
 
2013-10-08 11:14:09 AM  
img.fark.net


25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-10-08 11:50:09 AM  
I see the Democrat Party pwns Granny_Panties (amongst SOOO many others).
 
2013-10-08 12:43:07 PM  

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


You're older than my dad, and I'm 30 in a few months
 
2013-10-08 01:47:14 PM  
 As if I had to even guess at the party.
 
2013-10-08 02:24:40 PM  
The only people worth voting for will never run for office.
 
2013-10-08 07:14:46 PM  
Way to stay classy, Southern Democrat Man.
 
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