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2013-10-07 08:53:43 PM
Man, you know it's bad when even the Republican Party of Florida tries to distance itself from you.
 
2013-10-07 09:05:45 PM
Tucker wrote about Morroni, "Doesn't he have cancer of the brain?"

Get a brain cancer Morroni.

/sorry, aisle seat please
 
2013-10-07 09:08:03 PM
Yeah, people on fark would do that.
 
2013-10-07 09:09:09 PM
Just one or tumor jokes?
 
2013-10-07 09:21:25 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

She's running for office now?
 
2013-10-07 10:27:08 PM
Maybe he saw the first signs of cancer.
www.graphics20.com

You see:  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/horoscopes/astrology/cancer/about/

"What appears to be a retreat to others can be your best aggressive tactic. "

See, he was being too cancer... too cancer in the brain.
 
2013-10-07 11:24:13 PM
classy
 
2013-10-07 11:27:38 PM
That was such a shiatty article that I couldn't tell who had cancer, who still had cancer, or who was attacking people who had cancer. "Tucker posted a Facebook comment when Republican Pinellas County Commissioner John Morroni endorsed a Democrat for a city council seat."

Amazing journalism. I still can't tell what is going on.
 
2013-10-07 11:27:47 PM
Republican?  Yup.

This Morroni fellow seems like the right choice, as long as he doesn't murder the English language, and anyone who gets in his way.
 
2013-10-07 11:33:07 PM
This is clearly stupid, tactless, disgusting, all of this...

BUT before you vote for representative, especially a president (probably 8 years) or senator (6 years, likely perpetual) or a judge if your locale elects them, it might be good to know that they might not be around for the full term, particularly in a primary.
 
2013-10-07 11:33:15 PM
This is why we need to get God back in our politics?
 
2013-10-07 11:34:40 PM
Well, laughter is the best medicine.
For brain cancer.
Or maybe one of the symptoms, I don't really know.
 
2013-10-07 11:36:19 PM
What?? This involves a Republican Party member??? Well, there's your headline right there, because Republicans are so well ...

Never mind. I can't continue it. At some point even snark fails.
 
2013-10-07 11:36:30 PM
Don't get cancer if you don't want to get made fun of.
 
2013-10-07 11:37:05 PM
compliancecampaign.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-07 11:41:22 PM

sporkme: This is clearly stupid, tactless, disgusting, all of this...

BUT before you vote for representative, especially a president (probably 8 years) or senator (6 years, likely perpetual) or a judge if your locale elects them, it might be good to know that they might not be around for the full term, particularly in a primary.


Except the guy with cancer was a fellow Republican who endorsed a Democrat who was running - not an oposing candidate.  Hence the brilliant  "something's wrong with his brain" line from his attacker.

The Democrats health seems to be a-ok.
 
2013-10-07 11:43:25 PM
My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...
 
2013-10-07 11:43:55 PM
The part that gets me is that the guy he made the comment too was also a Republican. Lord knows what he'd have said if he had been a Democrat.
 
2013-10-07 11:46:19 PM

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)
 
2013-10-07 11:47:03 PM

CRtwenty: The part that gets me is that the guy he made the comment too was also a Republican. Lord knows what he'd have said if he had been a Democrat.


Donkey-raping shiat eater?
 
2013-10-07 11:47:18 PM
It's OK though because a Republican is the one who said it. Clearly this is a God-fearing man who simply needs to look to Jesus for forgiveness. Why is no one talking about the real insensitive moment of recent history, Miley Cyrus playing as Michelle Bachmann on SNL? That little slut, how DARE she disgrace such a fine, good, decent person?
 
2013-10-07 11:48:08 PM
Like farkers never stoop to some pretty low levels. Give me a break. Like the time the baby drowned in the washing machine. There was nothing but but crickets in the politics tab for hours.
 
2013-10-07 11:48:28 PM

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Yes.  A four year one.
 
2013-10-07 11:48:55 PM

Owangotang: Why is no one talking about the real insensitive moment of recent history, Miley Cyrus playing as Michelle Bachmann on SNL? That little slut, how DARE she disgrace such a fine, good, decent person?


It is wrong that I would fark either of them?
 
2013-10-07 11:50:25 PM

Kit Fister: Yeah, people on fark would do that.


That's true, but I already presumed that posting on Fark means the end of one's political ambitions.
 
2013-10-07 11:50:46 PM

ohdoublereally: Like farkers never stoop to some pretty low levels. Give me a break. Like the time the baby drowned in the washing machine.


Was it a top loader, or a front loader?

/front loaders are better
//so you can watch him
///like his sister in the microwave
 
2013-10-07 11:50:49 PM

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Wow, you went all the way from voting Dole over Clinton; that's quite the changeover. 2000 was my first Presidential election, but my record looks the same from then until present.  And I'll second the part about other people doing the same.  I know a lot of people that have made the full swing from straight R to anti-R; a whole bunch of them being combat vets from the last 10 years.
 
2013-10-07 11:51:00 PM

doglover: Just one or tumor jokes?


Well played.
 
2013-10-07 11:52:42 PM

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Wow, you're a slow learner .
 
2013-10-07 11:55:50 PM

skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)


Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?
 
2013-10-07 11:56:37 PM

ArcadianRefugee: Owangotang: Why is no one talking about the real insensitive moment of recent history, Miley Cyrus playing as Michelle Bachmann on SNL? That little slut, how DARE she disgrace such a fine, good, decent person?

It is wrong that I would fark either of them?


So long as you know that Bachman bites the heads off her lovers and devours them.

/also, she has hypno-toad eyes... or the crazy eyes; interpretation changes based on party affiliation
 
2013-10-07 11:59:19 PM

CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?


William Henry Harrison?
 
2013-10-08 12:00:54 AM
yeah well one time the libs did somethin too so both sides are bad nice try though
 
2013-10-08 12:02:38 AM
I don't often cross lines, but when I do... I like to stomp a mudhole in it.

/stay thirsty
 
2013-10-08 12:03:37 AM
If you're an elected official with a social media account your postings *should* run the gamut from "Wow, what a great hometown Memorial Day Parade" to "Wow, what a moving Veterans' Day Parade," with maybe a "Can't wait for this weekend's church pancake breakfast" when you're feeling REALLY saucy.

Thankfully for all of us, most of them ignore this rule.
 
2013-10-08 12:03:38 AM

skullkrusher: CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?

William Henry Harrison?


rimshot.mp3
 
2013-10-08 12:03:44 AM
I want to apologize for my previous post.


I don't believe in Astronomy.
 
2013-10-08 12:07:18 AM

falcon176: yeah well one time the libs did somethin too so both sides are bad nice try though


I confess. I tore one of those "Do not remove this tag under penalty of law' tags off a pillow once...
But I did not use the pillow to smother a puppy.
 
2013-10-08 12:08:53 AM

Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...


Mine looks very similar.
 
2013-10-08 12:09:29 AM

skullkrusher: CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?

William Henry Harrison?


Tip and Ty -

What's the cause of this commotion, motion, motion,
Our country through?
It is the ball a-rolling on

For Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
For Tippecanoe and Tyler too.
And with them we'll beat little Van, Van, Van,
Van is a used up man.
And with them we'll beat little Van.

First verse and chorus
 
2013-10-08 12:13:49 AM
Why do so many politicians have such punchable faces? Even if he hadn't uttered such BS about a FELLOW REPUBLICAN, I'd still want to smack that farker upside his head.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:20 AM
Wait, wait wait!  Morroni, the Mormon angel guy, has cancer?  2012 makes so much more sense now.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:52 AM

Aquapope: Wait, wait wait!  Morroni, the Mormon angel guy, has cancer?  2012 makes so much more sense now.


What if we're already dead, and we just don't realize it ye
 
2013-10-08 12:21:57 AM

CowardlyLion: skullkrusher: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

only pattern I see is you voting for a bunch of shiatty Presidents ;)

Has there ever been a non-shiatty President?


Teddy Roosevelt. If you don't agree, he will rise from the grave and beat you to death with his 30 lb iron moose balls at the stroke of midnight.

/Bully!
 
2013-10-08 12:23:25 AM

Phil McKraken: Granny_Panties: My voting record...

1980 Reagan
1984 Reagan
1988 Bush
1992 Bush
1996 Dole
2000 Bush
2004 Kerry
2008 Obama
2012 Obama

Republican: NEVER AGIAN!!!11!

See a pattern here morans? Lots of people are following my lead...

Mine looks very similar.


so fine, you are anti-R as they currently stand. no problem with that.
I do have one of those serious questions. 
When you look back now, ignoring the cheating on his wife, do you think Clinton was:
a) the devil - did NOTHING GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY HATE HATE HATE
b) no better or worse than reagan/bush 1.0
c) oh god I wish I could take my vote back
d) other

You two are the first "republicans" which I have ever met who have admitted to switching to anti-R.
I am genuinely interested in how you revisit the past decisions.
Was it as simple as the lesser of two obvious evils.

/to be honest, mostly clinton. I can give you voting against carter, mondale, dukakis.
/I still voted for C, M and D; but I am a single issue voter, pro-choice. period.
 
2013-10-08 12:29:28 AM
Does anyone have this guys facebook page address?  I would personally like to tell him what I think of his comments
 
2013-10-08 12:29:48 AM
I'm far more offended that he'd play the "I'm going to use cancer for political gain" card and went with something as lame as 'Doesn't he have cancer of the brain?'

The whole production could be a lot more... zippy. It just, it needs zazz! Am I, I mean I'm right to say that, right?
 
2013-10-08 12:29:55 AM
http://libertycandidates.com/2009/01/dan-tucker-liberty-candidates-te a m-member/

skip to the Q and A section
WHAT THE fark

The GOP has tied their political wagon to the batshiat crazies.
 
2013-10-08 12:31:01 AM

namatad: The GOP has tied their political wagon to the batshiat crazies.


Barry Goldwater warned them about this. It's nice to see he was right.
 
2013-10-08 12:34:56 AM

SlantyBaws: Does anyone have this guys facebook page address?  I would personally like to tell him what I think of his comments


https://www.facebook.com/daniel.tucker.75685
 
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