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(Slate)   Nebraska rules 16-year-old girl too immature to get abortion, plenty mature to raise a child   (slate.com) divider line 20
    More: Asinine, Nebraska Supreme Court, parental involvement, abortions, foster children  
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3223 clicks; posted to Politics » on 07 Oct 2013 at 5:18 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-07 05:58:04 PM  
4 votes:

DeaH: How many kids in foster care have $68?


My understanding is that anyone who relies on government support is rich.  She probably has a spinning Obamaphone made out of lobster that she picked up at Planned Parenthood.

/Also if Anonymous 5 is black, she talks in a weird form of Ebonics that cannot be heard except by upper-middle class white people.
2013-10-07 07:20:03 PM  
2 votes:

sprawl15: BSABSVR: Mentally ill.  Noted.

But fun to run through Google Translate a few times.Dust
Save the children
Parents - you are dead, and make

Serial killer next year

(Sorry, that's not what you think)
Parents are bad
Open
Want child has died

Conversely, non-African
Parents influence children without evidence
They do not want their


Best part... forever!
2013-10-08 06:49:09 AM  
1 votes:

Petey4335: odinsposse: minoridiot: But 16 year-olds can get an abortion in the same manner they can buy a car -- with parental consent.

The girl is a ward of the state. So she asked the state and they decided that she was too immature to get an abortion but mature enough to be a mom.

Being a ward of the state is just a bad place to be.  While waiting for the TPR appeals process to be over, we had a specialist appointment for one of the kids. We couldn't sign medical documents.  They asked for someone to come down that could sign AND stay for the appointment.  We were like, WTF, what do you want us to do?  Go grab Scott Walker and drag him with us? (we got our social worker's department head to show up eventually.)


Finally got to adopt our 9 year old twins and a 13 year old a little over a month ago.

That said:  This is a plead for anyone who is considering adopting children.  Please at least consider older kids.


If I decide to have kids I'm leaning towards adoption.  And if you get to pick out a kid, why not get one with the drivers installed?
2013-10-08 12:30:46 AM  
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: ArcadianRefugee: fark that: what if Zimmerman had had a baby?

/I mean, like, right there, right in front of Martin

Well, we know he wouldn't have let that THUG abort that poor, defenseless little baby. I mean, have you ever seen a baby? They're pretty much formed after two days of fertilization. DID YOU KNOW THAT THE HEART BEATS AFTER THREE DAYS?

Everytime a liebral demoncrat tricks a poor woman into getting a murderbortion, they are killing this.

[takeasmileindia.files.wordpress.com image 600x728]

Now just look at that corn and shiat covered face, and tell me you could murder that baby.


I would have to wipe the shiat and cornpoop off him first.
2013-10-07 11:03:56 PM  
1 votes:
She should name Judge Bataillon as the father on the birth certificate.
2013-10-07 10:02:19 PM  
1 votes:
Debeo Summa Credo:


I like how you call her a slut, and then go on to say that slut-shaming is a liberal straw man.

Why, exactly, is she a slut? How does having sex at 16 make you a slut? And, by the way, I want actual reasons grounded in reality, not the Bible.
2013-10-07 09:52:24 PM  
1 votes:
I don't understand all the fuss and bother about abortion.  Pro-lifers push for adoption because that way the children will be raised in a happier place than with the poor mother.  But what's a happier place than heaven?  There is no happier place. And all aborted babies go straight to heaven.  Abortion is just another way of saying that your child has been adopted by God!  Why would anyone keep God from adopting these unwanted children?
2013-10-07 07:53:58 PM  
1 votes:

vrax: vrax: Gyrfalcon: ...think of having an abortion as nothing more than a simple outpatient procedure, and just another form of birth control.

Well, according to pesky facts, that's what an abortion actually is.

And I quoted the wrong person.  Sorry, Gyrfalcon.  Over to you BSABSVR!


OH, FFS, spman!  Goddammit, my fail is strong today!
2013-10-07 07:40:57 PM  
1 votes:
i43.tinypic.com
2013-10-07 07:29:55 PM  
1 votes:

badhatharry: Sorry about that, I didn't read the article. That's what adoption is for.


Sorry about that. I didn't read the whole article. That's what foster grandma's are for.
2013-10-07 07:19:16 PM  
1 votes:

BSABSVR: Mentally ill.  Noted.


But fun to run through Google Translate a few times.
Dust
Save the children
Parents - you are dead, and make

Serial killer next year

(Sorry, that's not what you think)
Parents are bad
Open
Want child has died

Conversely, non-African
Parents influence children without evidence
They do not want their
2013-10-07 07:16:40 PM  
1 votes:

spman: I also feel that abortion is too simple a solution as well. There needs to be consequences for making dumb choices in life.


Maybe we should make her wear a scarlet A?

Christ.
2013-10-07 06:47:40 PM  
1 votes:

Best Princess Celestia: How the child was conceived


Personally I'd rule out Immaculate Conception.  But that's just me.
2013-10-07 06:44:30 PM  
1 votes:
I'll take her to a theme park and we will ride roller coasters for 12 hours. Then it's on to the kickboxing tournament.
2013-10-07 06:31:33 PM  
1 votes:

i1089.photobucket.com

2013-10-07 06:27:17 PM  
1 votes:

BSABSVR: bindlestiff2600: Carn: And this worthless wanna-be child murderer will probably want welfare for the baby we force her to have.

worse case scenario
kid is kept
with a mothers - if only you were dead attitude and i never wanted you

serial killer of the future

Is this a poor attempt at haiku or are you mentally ill?

dear fellow - (so sorry if this does not fit what you like to believe)
worst possible parent
is one that makes it clear
they wish the child was dead

you on the other hand
seem to assume that children are immune to the effects of parents
that dont want them

2013-10-07 06:18:46 PM  
1 votes:

bindlestiff2600: Carn: And this worthless wanna-be child murderer will probably want welfare for the baby we force her to have.

worse case scenario
kid is kept
with a mothers - if only you were dead attitude and i never wanted you

serial killer of the future


Is this a poor attempt at haiku or are you mentally ill?
2013-10-07 06:17:45 PM  
1 votes:
Nebraska rules 16-year-old girl too immature to get abortion, plenty mature to raise a child is property of the State and can be forced to have its children.

FTFYS

/Nazis. Always, always ready to Godwin a thread
2013-10-07 05:44:19 PM  
1 votes:

AMonkey'sUncle: She can drop it off the Tallahassee Bridge.


Ding dang ni-bong autocorrect. Tallahatchie.
2013-10-07 04:46:38 PM  
1 votes:
And this worthless wanna-be child murderer will probably want welfare for the baby we force her to have.
 
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