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(Foodbeast)   The 'Keurig of booze' has arrived   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Monsieur  
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17106 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2013 at 5:01 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-07 05:05:58 PM  
3 votes:
Can it survive an ass kicking after it decides to cut you off? where is that thing's ass anyways?
2013-10-07 05:30:56 PM  
2 votes:
TFH: "The Keurig of Booze Has Arrived: A Personal, Robotic Bartender Named 'Monsieur'"

Not iZac?
2013-10-07 04:36:07 PM  
2 votes:
All I'm saying if this devolves into a bartender vs. cocktail machine John Henry type situation I want to judge it.
2013-10-07 04:13:32 PM  
2 votes:
"is able to learn your moods, needs and preferences to make sure it always serves you the right drink, at the right time, no matter how discerning your tastes."

I see you are conscious, NaughtyRev. Have another scotch.
2013-10-07 08:06:25 PM  
1 vote:

jake_lex: Whoever said you have to fill a Keurig with water?

2013-10-07 05:49:25 PM  
1 vote:

You want some more?
2013-10-07 05:44:22 PM  
1 vote:

naughtyrev: I see you are conscious, NaughtyRev. Have another scotch.

When the 'Drink' button is pressed it makes an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism, and then sends tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centres of the subject's brain to see what is likely to be well received. However, no-one knows quite why it does this because it then invariably delivers a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea booze.
2013-10-07 05:19:11 PM  
1 vote:

sandi_fish: How hard is it to make a drink?  Come up with something that makes my bed and cleans my toilet and I'll be impressed.
Comes with a price that may or may not be worth it.
2013-10-07 05:18:43 PM  
1 vote:
H-A-R-V-E-Y M-U-double D!
2013-10-07 05:15:19 PM  
1 vote:
Like all good barmen, it will know when to stop serving its obliterated clientele.

Do not want.
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