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(Foodbeast)   The 'Keurig of booze' has arrived   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Monsieur  
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17083 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2013 at 5:01 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-07 05:49:25 PM  
2 votes:

You want some more?
2013-10-07 05:15:19 PM  
2 votes:
Like all good barmen, it will know when to stop serving its obliterated clientele.

Do not want.
2013-10-07 05:32:56 PM  
1 vote:
This thread needs some balance.
2013-10-07 05:30:56 PM  
1 vote:
TFH: "The Keurig of Booze Has Arrived: A Personal, Robotic Bartender Named 'Monsieur'"

Not iZac?
2013-10-07 05:30:23 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Staring at it will not make me want to rub one out.  This on the other hand...

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More often than not, the hotter the bartender, the worse s/he is (yes, this also is true for beef cake). Not tipping the glass when drafting Guinness, and my favorite, not knowing what's in a White Russian. Seriously. God help you if you order an Old Fashioned.
2013-10-07 05:29:01 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-07 05:28:01 PM  
1 vote:

This has now turned into a hot bartender thread
2013-10-07 05:26:04 PM  
1 vote:
Staring at it will not make me want to rub one out.  This on the other hand...
2013-10-07 05:18:43 PM  
1 vote:
H-A-R-V-E-Y M-U-double D!
2013-10-07 05:05:58 PM  
1 vote:
Can it survive an ass kicking after it decides to cut you off? where is that thing's ass anyways?
2013-10-07 05:04:25 PM  
1 vote:
2013-10-07 04:27:59 PM  
1 vote:
Stop trying to replace people with machines, you goddamn bastards. We like bartenders because they're awesome and  not machines.
2013-10-07 04:13:32 PM  
1 vote:
"is able to learn your moods, needs and preferences to make sure it always serves you the right drink, at the right time, no matter how discerning your tastes."

I see you are conscious, NaughtyRev. Have another scotch.
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