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(Foodbeast)   The 'Keurig of booze' has arrived   (foodbeast.com) divider line 82
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2013-10-07 03:47:53 PM
I applaud the inventor's ingenuity and I hope they make a mint, but that thing looks WAY too problematic to me. Might as well rent a bartender.
 
2013-10-07 04:13:32 PM
"is able to learn your moods, needs and preferences to make sure it always serves you the right drink, at the right time, no matter how discerning your tastes."

I see you are conscious, NaughtyRev. Have another scotch.
 
2013-10-07 04:27:59 PM
Stop trying to replace people with machines, you goddamn bastards. We like bartenders because they're awesome and  not machines.
 
2013-10-07 04:36:07 PM
All I'm saying if this devolves into a bartender vs. cocktail machine John Henry type situation I want to judge it.
 
2013-10-07 04:51:02 PM

naughtyrev: "is able to learn your moods, needs and preferences to make sure it always serves you the right drink, at the right time, no matter how discerning your tastes."



"I'm sorry Rev.K, there is no more Jack Daniels left"

"Well you f*ckin' make some more!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Rev.K".

"Don't ever say that again".
 
2013-10-07 05:03:32 PM
Um, excuse me? The trend is to call anything at all "3D printing". This is a drink 3D printer. The revolution is here.
 
2013-10-07 05:04:25 PM
up-ship.com
 
2013-10-07 05:05:09 PM
t.qkme.me
 
2013-10-07 05:05:49 PM
Chose 4, including mixers

Bourbon
Gin
Tonic
Vodka

. . .I assume it has a water hook-up for ice.
 
2013-10-07 05:05:58 PM
Can it survive an ass kicking after it decides to cut you off? where is that thing's ass anyways?
 
2013-10-07 05:06:25 PM
TYPO
 
2013-10-07 05:06:27 PM
Let me rephrase that

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-07 05:06:44 PM
Sounds like something an EE dropout came up with for a senior project. I see a bankrupcy coming soon.
 
2013-10-07 05:08:41 PM
It will also snitch you out to law enforcement and your soon to be ex's divorce attorney. Or anyone else at any time. True enough its just booze, but that's one thing I do not want attached to my identity.
 
2013-10-07 05:09:10 PM
How hard is it to make a drink?  Come up with something that makes my bed and cleans my toilet and I'll be impressed.
 
2013-10-07 05:12:59 PM
Users can increase or reduce the strength of any desired drink or even ask for a non-alcoholic version.

I'm sure the owner can too.  It won't be long before this thing is a synonym for weak drink.
 
2013-10-07 05:13:39 PM
charlesandhudson.com
Because this is too complicated.
 
2013-10-07 05:14:07 PM
Mine's gonna need the optional Bombay Sapphire Fire Hose Attachment
 
2013-10-07 05:14:56 PM
But like a good friend, it monitors how much you're drinking (via the accompanying app). The Monsieur can estimate your blood alcohol level and even help you get a cab.


Eh, no.
 
2013-10-07 05:15:19 PM
Like all good barmen, it will know when to stop serving its obliterated clientele.

Do not want.
 
2013-10-07 05:17:42 PM
Hell, I want one for the office.
We just spent 20K on some software we will never use.
This device on the other hand.......
 
2013-10-07 05:17:58 PM
Can I sexually harass it? No? Then fark off.
 
2013-10-07 05:18:43 PM
i.imgur.com
H-A-R-V-E-Y M-U-double D!
 
2013-10-07 05:19:11 PM

sandi_fish: How hard is it to make a drink?  Come up with something that makes my bed and cleans my toilet and I'll be impressed.


www.bartendingandcasinoacademy.com
Comes with a price that may or may not be worth it.
 
2013-10-07 05:25:13 PM
They need to spend more money on marketing.

Watched the video. Zero camera presence for these guys. Absolutely terrible.

They appear to have gotten their hands a little too dirty in the UI as well. This isn't going to sell to the kind of clientele who consider a strong drink "BOSS Status".

Needs more professional approach. Good engineering, though. Probably why it's a success at the enterprise commercial level. Lots of work to be done to make it a consumer product, though.
 
2013-10-07 05:26:04 PM
Staring at it will not make me want to rub one out.  This on the other hand...

hottestbartenderintown.com
 
2013-10-07 05:27:39 PM
www.imgimg.com
This was my first thought of a Keurig of booze
 
2013-10-07 05:28:01 PM
www.rawlaraw.com

This has now turned into a hot bartender thread
 
2013-10-07 05:29:01 PM
amazingdata.com
 
2013-10-07 05:30:23 PM

blatz514: Staring at it will not make me want to rub one out.  This on the other hand...

[hottestbartenderintown.com image 400x346]


More often than not, the hotter the bartender, the worse s/he is (yes, this also is true for beef cake). Not tipping the glass when drafting Guinness, and my favorite, not knowing what's in a White Russian. Seriously. God help you if you order an Old Fashioned.
 
2013-10-07 05:30:56 PM
TFH: "The Keurig of Booze Has Arrived: A Personal, Robotic Bartender Named 'Monsieur'"

Not iZac?

comedycentral.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-10-07 05:31:38 PM
Bar Monkeys were around in 06'. http://hackedgadgets.com/2006/05/19/ba r-monkey/
 
2013-10-07 05:32:10 PM
I wonder if I could request "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

Can't believe no one else mentioned the resemblance.

/Want one just for the geek factor.
//I like my whiskey diluted ... with vodak
///inebriated slashie trio
 
2013-10-07 05:32:56 PM
This thread needs some balance.
cdn-usa.gagbay.com
 
2013-10-07 05:34:46 PM
Back in 200, my co-workers and I used to bowl at a bar in Torrance, CA that was operated by a machine like this.

It was good for the bar owner, since all shots we're monitored. But the drinks sucked.
 
2013-10-07 05:35:54 PM
I'm listening to Asimovs 'Pebble in the Sky', his first novel right now, and they have this exact thing in it. Of course, it's 10,000 years in the future...
 
2013-10-07 05:37:37 PM
There's premixed on the shelf, though crappy. I've seen variations of these on games shows from the '70s, though the size of console TVs them. Me, I prefer shots rather than frou-frou drinks. Just need to perfect umbrella installation.
 
2013-10-07 05:41:50 PM

Wenchmaster: I wonder if I could request "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

Can't believe no one else mentioned the resemblance.

/Want one just for the geek factor.
//I like my whiskey diluted ... with vodak
///inebriated slashie trio


It almost, but not quite, entirely doesn't resemble the computer on  Heart of Gold?
 
2013-10-07 05:44:22 PM

naughtyrev: I see you are conscious, NaughtyRev. Have another scotch.


When the 'Drink' button is pressed it makes an instant but highly detailed examination of the subject's taste buds, a spectroscopic analysis of the subject's metabolism, and then sends tiny experimental signals down the neural pathways to the taste centres of the subject's brain to see what is likely to be well received. However, no-one knows quite why it does this because it then invariably delivers a cupful of liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea booze.
 
2013-10-07 05:49:25 PM
techcitement.com

You want some more?
 
2013-10-07 05:49:44 PM

Trocadero: blatz514: Staring at it will not make me want to rub one out.  This on the other hand...

[hottestbartenderintown.com image 400x346]

More often than not, the hotter the bartender, the worse s/he is (yes, this also is true for beef cake). Not tipping the glass when drafting Guinness, and my favorite, not knowing what's in a White Russian. Seriously. God help you if you order an Old Fashioned.


The truth, you speak it. They are there for eye candy only.
 
2013-10-07 05:50:15 PM
Damn you whistleridge!
 
2013-10-07 06:04:43 PM
For people too lazy to figure out how to make a vodka tonic.
 
2013-10-07 06:05:59 PM
imageshack.us
 
2013-10-07 06:09:52 PM

69gnarkill69: sandi_fish: How hard is it to make a drink?  Come up with something that makes my bed and cleans my toilet and I'll be impressed.

[www.bartendingandcasinoacademy.com image 850x637]
Comes with a price that may or may not be worth it.


I guess I'd be broke quick, but damn. Double-damn.
 
2013-10-07 06:10:47 PM

RoyBatty: [i.imgur.com image 850x204]
H-A-R-V-E-Y M-U-double D!


Sorry,

But I saw a full size unit and a briefcase unit at a home show in 1979.
 
2013-10-07 06:12:28 PM
It pours the whiskey in the glass, it does this whenever it's told.
 
2013-10-07 06:21:39 PM

Wenchmaster: I wonder if I could request "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."

Can't believe no one else mentioned the resemblance.



It'd probably give you something that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea.
 
2013-10-07 06:21:53 PM
Does it take a measurement of your female guests' breast size and/or hotness level and make the drinks proportionately stronger?  If not, then I have no use for it.
 
2013-10-07 06:39:11 PM
xsarien: TFH: "The Keurig of Booze Has Arrived: A Personal, Robotic Bartender Named 'Monsieur'"

Not iZac?

[comedycentral.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]


Shakes tiny fist
 
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