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(Daily Mail)   Men, many snippy about their manhood being circumcised, are increasingly gathering online to discuss methods of 'foreskin restoration'   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
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2013-10-07 03:39:44 PM  
For Gawd's sake, WHY??? I wouldn't want anyone near my crotch with a sharp instrument a second time...
 
2013-10-07 03:43:03 PM  
It's not called the Daily FAIL for nothing. They will print any story.

Always read Daily FAIL articles assuming it is false or affects 0.0001% of the population. Now please continue...
 
2013-10-07 03:52:02 PM  
Meh, I don't believe such nonsense.
 
2013-10-07 03:56:05 PM  
Just let it go, man. It's gone.
 
2013-10-07 04:02:37 PM  
oooh, a circumcision thread.

I needed a reason to make popcorn.
 
2013-10-07 04:06:26 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-10-07 04:08:04 PM  
Gone, Daddy, gone, the foreskin's gone. Gone away. Gone away. Gone away.
 
2013-10-07 04:18:45 PM  

gopher321: For Gawd's sake, WHY???


I guess they think it will make them more desirable or something.

I wonder if any of them will attempt to have their tonsils or appendixes restored too.
 
2013-10-07 04:25:16 PM  
Yay, a circumcision thread.  I was wondering what I'd do with the next 30 minutes.
 
2013-10-07 04:27:43 PM  

Kyosuke: gopher321: For Gawd's sake, WHY???

I guess they think it will make them more desirable or something.

I wonder if any of them will attempt to have their tonsils or appendixes restored too.


I've tried to reverse bowel movements.
 
2013-10-07 04:54:04 PM  
I'm also getting spoilers for my testicles.

I'm having a tough time not dressing up as a woman, and I heard they can help reduce drag.

Aaaand cut to reaction shot from the band leader. Golf swing. Go to commercial.
 
2013-10-07 05:08:31 PM  
Let it go, man. It's gone.
 
2013-10-07 05:08:38 PM  
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-10-07 05:08:57 PM  
cdn.sneakhype.com
 
2013-10-07 05:10:18 PM  
Why the hell would anyone actually want to have a foreskin?
 
2013-10-07 05:10:19 PM  
Sounds like a job for a 3D printer. You just need a 3D model of a foreskin, and a fresh Parmesan or Brie cartridge to print the dick cheese.
 
2013-10-07 05:10:45 PM  
Didn't RTFA, but I did bris through it.
 
2013-10-07 05:11:43 PM  
http://foreskinroadshow.com
 
2013-10-07 05:11:48 PM  
Not a conversation I need worry about. Dickcheeze, on the other...
 
2013-10-07 05:12:25 PM  
For the added sensitivity right?  Or just wanting it to look like a wrinkly ant-eater?

/any more sensitive and it'd be over before it got started.....
 
2013-10-07 05:12:33 PM  
I still don't get it how circumcision is still legal...  Body mutilation is still ok in the good ol' USA?
 
2013-10-07 05:13:28 PM  
some guys just have to make a mountain out of a mohel
 
2013-10-07 05:13:56 PM  
This thread again?
 
2013-10-07 05:14:14 PM  
You're not having lousy sex because you're circumcized.  You're just having lousy sex.
 
2013-10-07 05:14:36 PM  

poorcku: I still don't get it how circumcision is still legal...  Body mutilation is still ok in the good ol' USA?


Yeah.  The US is the only place in the world where circumcision is legal.  And for that matter any form of body piercing or tattoo.

American Exceptionalism - helping stupid people formulate Fark posts since 2001.
 
2013-10-07 05:14:49 PM  

SilentStrider: oooh, a circumcision thread.

I needed a reason to make popcorn.


This.

FLMountainMan: Why the hell would anyone actually want to have a foreskin?


And this.

/also snipped
//hell yeah
 
2013-10-07 05:15:03 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 05:15:52 PM  
Want foreskin?   Sit on a pile of ice naked.
 
2013-10-07 05:16:47 PM  
www.sweatershoppe.com
 
2013-10-07 05:17:28 PM  
Women are already afraid enough of your weird looking penis, guys.  Don't make it worse.  Unless, of course, you have one of those women who likes to change it up and role play in bed.  Then you can buy the Adam & Eve temporary foreskin attachment with optional merkin, bad teeth, and body odor for that extra special European experience.  Accent not included
 
2013-10-07 05:18:01 PM  

FLMountainMan: And for that matter any form of body piercing or tattoo.


Because you can totally compare circumcision made in the first days of life with tattoos and piercings made at 18-20. Way to go, Mr. Intelligence.
 
2013-10-07 05:18:44 PM  
Not news. I've been hearing about this since before the days of the internet. People have been hanging weights on their dongs and other measures of idiocy for decades.
 
2013-10-07 05:19:09 PM  
perhaps we can start cutting clitorises left and right, since this is clearly a cultural and religious issue
 
2013-10-07 05:20:21 PM  
Since I don't recall what it's like to have a foreskin, I'm guessing I'm not missing anything but dickcheese.
 
2013-10-07 05:21:45 PM  
Jeezus, who farking cares?  The only time circumcised versus uncircumcised came up in conversation was with an uncircumsized friend.  Like it was a big deal - but apparently with THOSE PEOPLE.

I like sex.  Mister winkie is plenty sensitive.  If I'm missing something, well I'm not missing it.
 
2013-10-07 05:22:16 PM  

LittleSmitty: Since I don't recall what it's like to have a foreskin, I'm guessing I'm not missing anything but dickcheese.


This. And women who are put off by foreskin.
 
2013-10-07 05:23:04 PM  
Snip.
 
2013-10-07 05:23:21 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Jeezus, who farking cares?  The only time circumcised versus uncircumcised came up in conversation was with an uncircumsized friend.  Like it was a big deal - but apparently with THOSE PEOPLE.

I like sex.  Mister winkie is plenty sensitive.  If I'm missing something, well I'm not missing it.


bingo
 
2013-10-07 05:23:50 PM  
Not sure why any man would ever make the decision (as an adult) to have foreskin removed or re-attached.  Leave well enough alone.

That being said, I'm glad my parent's made the decision to circumcise me. Girls in the states (not all, but some) are finicky about such things.

/which is ridiculous if you keep yourself clean, it's going to look the same when it's hard
//ahem
///so i've been told
 
2013-10-07 05:24:00 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-07 05:24:36 PM  

Skanque: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 213x320]


BWAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2013-10-07 05:24:40 PM  

poorcku: perhaps we can start cutting clitorises left and right, since this is clearly a cultural and religious issue


I've had some success with a combination of left and right, up and down, and clockwise and counterclockwise.
 
2013-10-07 05:24:42 PM  
My forefathers were all cicumcised.
 
2013-10-07 05:24:51 PM  
You can just make a new one out of Silly Putty, just like Monica did for Joey. Of course, it may not last.
 
2013-10-07 05:25:55 PM  

poorcku: perhaps we can start cutting clitorises left and right, since this is clearly a cultural and religious issue


You know that is a completely different thing, and you should feel bad for saying that.
 
2013-10-07 05:26:52 PM  
I like them best lightly fried with a squeeze of fresh lemon and some marinara.

raisedonaroux.com

/Nummers!
 
2013-10-07 05:27:44 PM  

LittleSmitty: Since I don't recall what it's like to have a foreskin, I'm guessing I'm not missing anything but dickcheese.


It is called soap. And it is the byproduct of civilization. You may have heard it in the meantime, but we don't go protesting the Romans anymore. It is so 66AD.

Since its invention there is no medical reasoning to circumcision.
 
2013-10-07 05:27:59 PM  
When I got circumcised I couldn't walk for a year.

/true story
 
2013-10-07 05:28:36 PM  

uncleacid: My forefathers were all cicumcised.


Think about it.  It took fore of them.

/does sound kind of cic
 
2013-10-07 05:28:46 PM  

Mr. Pokeylope: poorcku: perhaps we can start cutting clitorises left and right, since this is clearly a cultural and religious issue

You know that is a completely different thing, and you should feel bad for saying that.


Indeed. Removing the clitoris to reduce or remove a female's sexual pleasure so she won't cheat on her husband is exactly the same as cutting of a useless and ugly piece of skin prone to collecting dirt, germs, and disgusted looks from some sexual partners.
 
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