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(UPI)   Burglar is arrested after taking a dump in someone's house and not flushing. What a shiatty way to get caught   (upi.com) divider line 38
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2013-10-07 04:18:19 PM
Upper Decker?
 
2013-10-07 04:18:41 PM
Oklahoma City bomber.
 
2013-10-07 04:19:22 PM
That's a stinky way to get caught.
 
2013-10-07 04:19:32 PM

rkiller1: Oklahoma City bomber.



www.plastidip.com
 
2013-10-07 04:20:01 PM
Flushed away his freedom, though.
 
2013-10-07 04:20:37 PM
Burglar could have won with a straight flush.
 
2013-10-07 04:21:07 PM
I feel much safer now that they have caught the poopetrator.
 
2013-10-07 04:22:02 PM
Man. they really wanted that vase..
 
2013-10-07 04:22:42 PM
How far was this from New Haven??
 
2013-10-07 04:24:43 PM
Sucks to be the guy who's stuck handling the evidence bag.
 
2013-10-07 04:24:48 PM
OK. Jail is coming up.
 
2013-10-07 04:24:52 PM

ltdanman44: rkiller1: Oklahoma City bomber.


[www.plastidip.com image 500x463]


That's a left hand. We don't give left-handed dap.


/violation
 
2013-10-07 04:25:50 PM
"Well, shiat."  -- newly arrived inmate.
 
2013-10-07 04:26:34 PM
He would have gotten away with it if not for that lousy low-flow toilet.
 
2013-10-07 04:27:03 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: ltdanman44: rkiller1: Oklahoma City bomber.


[www.plastidip.com image 500x463]

That's a left hand. We don't give left-handed dap.

/violation


He wipes with his right hand, so he was being polite.
/Front to back.
 
2013-10-07 04:28:07 PM
Turd burglar.
 
2013-10-07 04:29:26 PM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: Sucks to be the guy who's stuck handling the evidence bag.


Officer 1; Dammit! He got away scott free. I just wish there were some evidence left behind that we could use to get him.

Evidence Guy: *Looks at toilet* Ummm, yeah, me too. If only there were a way. Alrighty then, lets pack up and go ho...

Officer 1: Waitamaminute! You can get DNA from shiat, right?

Evidence Guy: *rolls eyes* Uhh, yeah. I guess you can. Wow. Not sure how that slipped my mind. Where are my gloves. *Dammit!*
 
2013-10-07 04:29:46 PM

uncleacid: Turd burglar.


+100 internets
 
2013-10-07 04:30:34 PM
Poop thread!
 
2013-10-07 04:31:22 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: ltdanman44: rkiller1: Oklahoma City bomber.

[www.plastidip.com image 500x463]

That's a left hand. We don't give left-handed dap.

/violation


That's not a dap; that's a "high five".

Also, it's his right hand. You use whichever hand you feel comfortable with.

Now don't leave him hanging.

/and remember to flush
//and then wash your hands
///before the "high five"
 
2013-10-07 04:32:10 PM
uncleacid beat me to it, but I'll just add that the thief has probably never burgled a turd in his life.
 
2013-10-07 04:33:17 PM

germ78: uncleacid beat me to it, but I'll just add that the thief has probably never burgled a turd in his life.


Give him time, it's still early in his prison term.
 
2013-10-07 04:38:34 PM
I'm surprised he wiped.  Most criminals like him have dirty bungholes.
 
2013-10-07 04:41:48 PM
I heard he also ate a bowel of cereal.
 
2013-10-07 04:44:12 PM
FTFY

DROxINxTHExWIND: ltdanman44: rkiller1: Oklahoma City bomber.


[www.plastidip.com image 500x463]

That's a left hand. We don't give left-handed dap.


/violation


img.fark.net
 
2013-10-07 04:46:47 PM

cranium: FTFY

DROxINxTHExWIND: ltdanman44: rkiller1: Oklahoma City bomber.


[www.plastidip.com image 500x463]

That's a left hand. We don't give left-handed dap.


/violation

[img.fark.net image 500x463]



Just gave the high-five. Now, I have to try to act like I was swiping dust off of my monitor so that this woman on my staff who just saw me doesn't think I'm a retard who high-fives computers.
 
2013-10-07 04:49:28 PM
Maybe they should get Willie the janitor on the case.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sIy8hVt PX4A
 
2013-10-07 04:52:08 PM
Attention everybody who wants to be a CSI because they watched CSI on TV: This is what you will be doing with your degree.
 
2013-10-07 04:53:03 PM

Geotpf: Attention everybody who wants to be a CSI because they watched CSI on TV: This is what you will be doing with your degree.


What's that, posting here on Fark?
 
2013-10-07 04:57:08 PM
Unflushed feces and a used piece of toilet paper on the floor were found at the scene.

So was this just a FU to the cops? I mean, he hit the toilet once. He couldn't get the TP in too?
 
2013-10-07 04:57:56 PM
The Googles Do Nothing
I'm surprised he wiped.  Most criminals like him have dirty bungholes.


This you know because . . .
 
2013-10-07 05:25:17 PM
Why was my first thought Najeh Davenport?
 
2013-10-07 05:28:57 PM
Was it an effluent neighborhood?
 
2013-10-07 06:03:12 PM
WHY IS THAT DNA ON FILE?????
 
2013-10-07 06:34:37 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 09:30:08 PM
Wonder if the perp dry docked the crapper.
 
2013-10-08 12:04:25 AM
Back when Amanda Knox (who I must admit, does it for me) was in Turkish prison all the articles in the glossy magazines mentioned that the African dude had taken a dump at the murder scene and not flushed.
 
2013-10-08 05:28:32 AM
Ha, that happened to my family when I was a kid. We flushed in my family so my parents knew something was amiss. Turns out it was one of the neighbor teenagers just being a punk. Still, it's unnerving discovering a foreign turd in your castle.
 
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