Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.
ExcedrinHeadache: smoky2010: H31N0US: smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.Stupid spell checkSpell check had an entry for "scar jo"?No it changed cuoco to Cuomo. I missed it before I added it.It went ahead and capitalized it properly for you, too. So I'd say you came out at a net zero.
FarkingReading: bill4935: Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.But smiling during sex is creepy. So there's that.
darch: What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex.
smoky2010: Perry Como naked
Shrinkwrap: Great, now I need to masturbate. Damn it.
Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.
taglius: I've never seen that picture of her, Wellon Dowd. I'm not sure how that's possible//spectacular
Nurglitch: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.Hell, I'm engorged to my full 2" just reading this post.
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