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(Daily Mail)   Scarlet Johansson ends her seven year hiatus and becomes the world's sexiest woman alive... again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
    More: Unlikely, Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Esquires, Toronto International Film Festival, Interview Magazine, Esquire magazine, sex appeal, jealousy  
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2013-10-07 03:43:28 PM
5 votes:
OK. Sperm is coming out.
2013-10-07 04:36:47 PM
4 votes:
Scarlet honey, I know you read  everything about yourself online so I hope you will see this. I wrote you a poem my darling.

I have an orange worm that lives in my ass-crack, it's about 12ft long.
When I think about Scarlet Johansson in that movie she did, it uncoils and electrocutes my balls.
I'm so addicted to the pleasure and pain, I think about her day and night.
I hope she reads this and comes see me, naked, with tits, and the worm dies.
2013-10-07 03:56:09 PM
4 votes:
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No one will ever believe you.
2013-10-07 03:31:35 PM
4 votes:
And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.
2013-10-07 03:32:57 PM
3 votes:

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Is that an observation or a wish?
2013-10-07 04:17:34 PM
2 votes:

ExcedrinHeadache: smoky2010: H31N0US: smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check

Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?

No it changed cuoco to Cuomo. I missed it before I added it.

It went ahead and capitalized it properly for you, too. So I'd say you came out at a net zero.


I just don't want any one to think that I want to see Perry Como naked.
2013-10-07 04:11:10 PM
2 votes:
She's attractive.  I'd toss one off on her tits.

/hopeless romantic
2013-10-07 03:38:18 PM
2 votes:

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Hell, I'm engorged to my full 2" just reading this post.
2013-10-08 11:32:43 AM
1 votes:

FarkingReading: bill4935: Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.

But smiling during sex is creepy. So there's that.


I'm only used to crying so I will have to reserve judgment.
2013-10-07 10:03:34 PM
1 votes:
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2013-10-07 07:37:34 PM
1 votes:

darch: What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex.


And let's face it, if she was named Ethel or Mary she'd never be considered the sexiest anything. Rather, "Scarlett" is an exotic sounding name and shoots her right up the chart.

She's a very beautiful woman, yes. Sometimes she looks way hotter than other times. Like most women- only the A list celebs tend to get all dolled up more often while most "normal" women only do it for special occasions. And that's to say nothing of the photographs taken (when she's received extensive makeup, mind you) by professionals that are then photoshopped to hell and gone before being printed- any woman of even slightly above average beauty is going to look like a knockout when given that treatment.
2013-10-07 06:42:23 PM
1 votes:
I'd stick my ass on her tongue....
2013-10-07 05:42:20 PM
1 votes:
You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.
2013-10-07 05:22:54 PM
1 votes:

smoky2010: Perry Como naked


Shrinkwrap: Great, now I need to masturbate. Damn it.

2013-10-07 05:07:41 PM
1 votes:
I think she is a terrible actress. Definitely the weakest on screen at any time during the Avengers. But at least her knees aren't sharp.
2013-10-07 04:36:39 PM
1 votes:

Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.

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2013-10-07 03:52:44 PM
1 votes:
I wouldn't even know what buttons to push in order to create a bookmark
2013-10-07 03:50:40 PM
1 votes:

taglius: I've never seen that picture of her, Wellon Dowd.  I'm not sure how that's possible

//spectacular


He may in fact be a wizard.
2013-10-07 03:40:08 PM
1 votes:

Nurglitch: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Hell, I'm engorged to my full 2" just reading this post.


Quit bragging.
2013-10-07 03:33:29 PM
1 votes:

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Flap flap flap...  Damn, it's not working
2013-10-07 03:25:19 PM
1 votes:
You're the sexiest woman in the world. Again. Tu-

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