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voran: Wow, those are some 'dead Stripper eyes' there.
darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.
Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.
Theaetetus: FTA: Johansson jokingly tells the magazine she's 'gotta hustle' and 'pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop.'Uh, I don't think that was "jokingly," Daily Fail. Perhaps "depressingly," "sadly," or "with a voice shaking with outrage and frustration"?
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkersid still take mila jovovich over scarjo
Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.
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