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(Daily Mail)   Scarlet Johansson ends her seven year hiatus and becomes the world's sexiest woman alive... again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 154
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2013-10-07 03:20:23 PM
Was she dead?

/mrawwr
 
2013-10-07 03:25:19 PM
You're the sexiest woman in the world. Again. Tu-

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 03:29:11 PM
Very attractive, yes. Sexiest woman alive? HELL NO!
 
2013-10-07 03:31:35 PM
And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.
 
2013-10-07 03:32:42 PM
I'd eat a mile of her...oh nevermind.
 
2013-10-07 03:32:57 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Is that an observation or a wish?
 
2013-10-07 03:33:29 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Flap flap flap...  Damn, it's not working
 
2013-10-07 03:33:48 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkers

id still take mila jovovich over scarjo
 
2013-10-07 03:35:56 PM

utsagrad123: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Flap flap flap...  Damn, it's not working


Carefully, don't hurt your vagina...
 
2013-10-07 03:36:17 PM

utsagrad123: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Flap flap flap...  Damn, it's not working


That's fap fap fa.... oh...

Continue.
 
2013-10-07 03:38:18 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Hell, I'm engorged to my full 2" just reading this post.
 
2013-10-07 03:39:49 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkers

id still take mila jovovich over scarjo


...or Olivia Wilde
...or Kate Beckinsale
...or... list goes on.

Pretty, not best.
 
2013-10-07 03:40:08 PM

Nurglitch: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Hell, I'm engorged to my full 2" just reading this post.


Quit bragging.
 
2013-10-07 03:40:37 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: id still take mila jovovich over scarjo


I'd prefer them side-by-side but if you want one over the other that's OK.
 
2013-10-07 03:41:29 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkers

id still take mila jovovich over scarjo


Why not both?

At once.
 
2013-10-07 03:42:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 03:43:28 PM
OK. Sperm is coming out.
 
2013-10-07 03:45:03 PM
edmprod.com

good answer
 
2013-10-07 03:47:18 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Well, personally, I usually don't beat off to A-list celebrities. I definitely daydream and fantasize about them, but generally I keep my pants on for that. I usually save my actual masturbatory sessions for real seedy images, like, the strangely attractive tweaker girl I saw last Friday night behind a Del Taco.
 
2013-10-07 03:47:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 03:47:44 PM
I've never seen that picture of her, Wellon Dowd.  I'm not sure how that's possible

//spectacular
 
2013-10-07 03:49:37 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 400x268]


and i'm spent....
her eyes and that lip bite...
 
2013-10-07 03:50:10 PM
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 03:50:31 PM
FTA: Johansson jokingly tells the magazine she's 'gotta hustle' and 'pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop.'

Uh, I don't think that was "jokingly," Daily Fail. Perhaps "depressingly," "sadly," or "with a voice shaking with outrage and frustration"?
 
2013-10-07 03:50:40 PM

taglius: I've never seen that picture of her, Wellon Dowd.  I'm not sure how that's possible

//spectacular


He may in fact be a wizard.
 
2013-10-07 03:51:04 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 400x268]


Mesmerizing .
 
2013-10-07 03:52:44 PM
I wouldn't even know what buttons to push in order to create a bookmark
 
2013-10-07 03:53:57 PM

Theaetetus: FTA: Johansson jokingly tells the magazine she's 'gotta hustle' and 'pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop.'

Uh, I don't think that was "jokingly," Daily Fail. Perhaps "depressingly," "sadly," or "with a voice shaking with outrage and frustration"?


From the Esquire article:
"You know, I gotta hustle. I'm a twenty-eight-year-old woman in the movie business, right?" she says. "Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing, this thing with Esquire."
Then, as if she hears herself, she looks straight at me and says: "Sounds pretty bloodless, I guess."


Yeah... "Jokingly" is not the right word.
 
2013-10-07 03:54:33 PM
This is a bookmark
 
2013-10-07 03:55:04 PM
Bookmark!
 
2013-10-07 03:55:48 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 155x217] [i.imgur.com image 155x217]
[i.imgur.com image 155x217] [i.imgur.com image 155x217]


The male brain is a crazy thing. I have access to literally millions of pictures of naked boobs at the click of a button, and yet all I can think about now is how much I want to see  theseboobs.
 
2013-10-07 03:56:09 PM
goodspeedandpoe.files.wordpress.com
No one will ever believe you.
 
2013-10-07 03:56:59 PM
It's not a habit, it's an addiction...
 
2013-10-07 03:57:06 PM
www.annehelenpetersen.com
 
2013-10-07 03:58:35 PM
The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad
 
2013-10-07 03:59:14 PM

Killer Cars: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Well, personally, I usually don't beat off to A-list celebrities. I definitely daydream and fantasize about them, but generally I keep my pants on for that. I usually save my actual masturbatory sessions for real seedy images, like, the strangely attractive tweaker girl I saw last Friday night behind a Del Taco.


*unzip* go on...
 
2013-10-07 03:59:43 PM

FarkingReading: OK. Sperm is coming out.


You win.
 
2013-10-07 04:00:11 PM
Is she still with that A Green Lantern a Van Wilder and a Pizza Place guy?
/not a bookmark
 
2013-10-07 04:00:44 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I think she's kind of a butterface.  Everything from the neck on down is fantastic.
 
2013-10-07 04:00:47 PM
Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-07 04:03:07 PM
In that new movie Don Jon she sure as hell knew how to make herself unsexy.   I'm not saying that's bad, just that she did a great job in that movie.
 
2013-10-07 04:04:25 PM
I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.
 
2013-10-07 04:05:05 PM

smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.


Stupid spell check
 
2013-10-07 04:05:41 PM
I like her, but I prefer her look from Iron Man 2/Avengers, She looks good as a redhead.
 
2013-10-07 04:06:54 PM

smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.


We need a 'whynotall3.jpg' for just such cases.
 
2013-10-07 04:08:10 PM
Meh. She's not that great. A couple of my coworkers at Walmart are sexier. Then again it says alive so who knows.
 
2013-10-07 04:08:59 PM

smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check


Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?
 
2013-10-07 04:10:08 PM
smoky2010: Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 04:10:17 PM

H31N0US: smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check

Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?


No it changed cuoco to Cuomo. I missed it before I added it.
 
2013-10-07 04:11:10 PM
She's attractive.  I'd toss one off on her tits.

/hopeless romantic
 
2013-10-07 04:15:02 PM

smoky2010: H31N0US: smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check

Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?

No it changed cuoco to Cuomo. I missed it before I added it.


It went ahead and capitalized it properly for you, too. So I'd say you came out at a net zero.
 
2013-10-07 04:15:49 PM

Wellon Dowd: smoky2010: Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.


That's nice, but way too sfw.
 
2013-10-07 04:17:34 PM

ExcedrinHeadache: smoky2010: H31N0US: smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check

Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?

No it changed cuoco to Cuomo. I missed it before I added it.

It went ahead and capitalized it properly for you, too. So I'd say you came out at a net zero.


I just don't want any one to think that I want to see Perry Como naked.
 
2013-10-07 04:18:11 PM

Wellon Dowd:


Great, now I need to masturbate. Damn it.
 
2013-10-07 04:21:09 PM
Ctrl-F, "NSFW".  Damn it.
 
2013-10-07 04:26:20 PM

Theaetetus: Theaetetus: FTA: Johansson jokingly tells the magazine she's 'gotta hustle' and 'pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop.'

Uh, I don't think that was "jokingly," Daily Fail. Perhaps "depressingly," "sadly," or "with a voice shaking with outrage and frustration"?

From the Esquire article:
"You know, I gotta hustle. I'm a twenty-eight-year-old woman in the movie business, right?" she says. "Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing, this thing with Esquire."
Then, as if she hears herself, she looks straight at me and says: "Sounds pretty bloodless, I guess."

Yeah... "Jokingly" is not the right word.


I mean, she's certainly beautiful, but she's also a very talented actress, her roles will change, but there's no reason to believe she couldn't have a decades long career ahead of her similar to Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, or Sandra Bullock.
 
2013-10-07 04:26:48 PM
www.mathies.com
 
2013-10-07 04:28:21 PM
Her lawyers made it very clear I can't even go within 50 feet of a website featuring her.

But I know she still wants me.
 
2013-10-07 04:28:37 PM
www.strangecosmos.com
 
2013-10-07 04:28:57 PM

FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad


It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-07 04:30:47 PM
www.desibucket.com
 
2013-10-07 04:36:31 PM
A shot I took of her at TIFF about a month ago (premier of Under the Skin).

She is very attractive. She's also incredibly comfortable on stage and with conversing with an audience - not as common as you might think with the Hollywood crowd.

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-07 04:36:39 PM

Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.

filmdope.com
 
2013-10-07 04:36:47 PM
Scarlet honey, I know you read  everything about yourself online so I hope you will see this. I wrote you a poem my darling.

I have an orange worm that lives in my ass-crack, it's about 12ft long.
When I think about Scarlet Johansson in that movie she did, it uncoils and electrocutes my balls.
I'm so addicted to the pleasure and pain, I think about her day and night.
I hope she reads this and comes see me, naked, with tits, and the worm dies.
 
2013-10-07 04:38:08 PM

Killer Cars: Well, personally, I usually don't beat off to A-list celebrities. I definitely daydream and fantasize about them, but generally I keep my pants on for that. I usually save my actual masturbatory sessions for real seedy images, like, the strangely attractive tweaker girl I saw last Friday night behind a Del Taco.


"You could masturbate to famous women, or to women who lived on your street.  I always thought about women on my street.  HEY, THIS COULD *HAPPEN*...!!!"
- George Carlin
 
2013-10-07 04:42:23 PM

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkers

id still take mila jovovich over scarjo


Nope.

...or Olivia Wilde

Nope.

...or Kate Beckinsale

Damn.....yeah Kate's got the slight edge over ScarJo, but only slight.
 
2013-10-07 04:43:25 PM
Ryan Reynolds:  Gay, Super MEGA ULTRA Gay (NTTAWWT), or just an idiot.

those are the only choices.
 
2013-10-07 04:45:03 PM

kingflower: Ryan Reynolds:  Gay, Super MEGA ULTRA Gay (NTTAWWT), or just an idiot.

those are the only choices.


Either ScarJo didn't put out...or the rare case that she was too much woman for him.
 
2013-10-07 04:49:44 PM

perigee: Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.
[filmdope.com image 320x240]




David Lynch has a Fark account?
 
2013-10-07 04:50:18 PM
I find her attractive.
 
2013-10-07 04:52:15 PM

Rwa2play: kingflower: Ryan Reynolds:  Gay, Super MEGA ULTRA Gay (NTTAWWT), or just an idiot.

those are the only choices.

Either ScarJo didn't put out...or the rare case that she was too much woman for him.


dude has been married to scarlett and blake lively

if he was gay that would probably be grounds for a war crimes tribunal imo
 
2013-10-07 04:53:49 PM

taglius: I've never seen that picture of her, Wellon Dowd.  I'm not sure how that's possible

//spectacular


Probably because she's underage there.

/typical WD, just typical
 
2013-10-07 05:00:51 PM
She's very attractive, but I'm guessing they're limiting themselves to actresses and models.

I'll nominate Sharon den Adal.  Or, if I'm in a redhead mood, Simone Simons.
 
2013-10-07 05:03:47 PM
I prefer Kate Winslet, she can act and she shows her boobs
 
2013-10-07 05:04:13 PM
She dated Sean Penn while on hiatus.
 
2013-10-07 05:07:41 PM
I think she is a terrible actress. Definitely the weakest on screen at any time during the Avengers. But at least her knees aren't sharp.
 
2013-10-07 05:16:21 PM
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-07 05:16:29 PM
My favorite "actress".
img2.rnkr-static.com
 
2013-10-07 05:22:54 PM

smoky2010: Perry Como naked


Shrinkwrap: Great, now I need to masturbate. Damn it.

 
2013-10-07 05:22:58 PM

zvoidx: FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad

It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]


Her nose and cheekbones look different...
 
2013-10-07 05:26:40 PM

FrancoFile: zvoidx: FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad

It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]

Her nose and cheekbones look different...



Meh, it's not as bad as this travesty.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-07 05:32:16 PM

Alphax: She's very attractive, but I'm guessing they're limiting themselves to actresses and models.


I just don't know why they have to limit it to living women.
 
2013-10-07 05:36:13 PM
4.bp.blogspot.com

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-07 05:40:25 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-07 05:42:20 PM
You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.
 
2013-10-07 05:49:18 PM

AbiNormal: My favorite "actress".
[img2.rnkr-static.com image 543x543]


does she have a "name"?
 
2013-10-07 05:49:42 PM

fusillade762: Alphax: She's very attractive, but I'm guessing they're limiting themselves to actresses and models.

I just don't know why they have to limit it to living women.


Because otherwise it would be Grace Kelly every year
 
2013-10-07 05:55:37 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Rwa2play: kingflower: Ryan Reynolds:  Gay, Super MEGA ULTRA Gay (NTTAWWT), or just an idiot.

those are the only choices.

Either ScarJo didn't put out...or the rare case that she was too much woman for him.

dude has been married to scarlett and blake lively

if he was gay that would probably be grounds for a war crimes tribunal imo


Pretty sure she left him. There was an interview some time back when she said she regretted the end of the relationship, and that she felt she'd treated him poorly and should have done better.
 
2013-10-07 05:55:40 PM

darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


Yeah I gotta agree with this.  I have yet to see the galmour shot of this woman where she isn't wearing a "come here and do every terrible thing you can think of to me" look on her face.  Angelina Jolie used to do the same thing, mind you she had that whole "I will murder you in your sleep for the hell of it" vibe going too.
 
2013-10-07 06:04:22 PM

darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


I think you're right.
 
2013-10-07 06:27:08 PM

costermonger: darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

I think you're right.


I'm just waiting for a fellow Farker to wade in and tell me that I'm gay. NTTAWWT.
 
2013-10-07 06:36:36 PM
Wow, those are some 'dead Stripper eyes' there.
 
2013-10-07 06:39:04 PM
No chance I'd make it 8 seconds on that bull. As I apologize I would totally blame it on those massive rib pillows.
 
2013-10-07 06:42:23 PM
I'd stick my ass on her tongue....
 
2013-10-07 06:45:38 PM
Please. Bring her to the Oklahoma-Texas football game in Dallas, and she will be tied for the 293rd-sexiest woman there.
 
2013-10-07 06:47:37 PM

darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


There are plenty of women better looking than her who happen also happen to "ooze" as much as her. I think you are confusing "sexiest woman alive" with "sexiest woman whose name is well-known among people who know the names of famous actresses".  Then yeah, I can see how she'd be deserving of that title.
 
2013-10-07 06:53:32 PM

Atomic Spunk: darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

There are plenty of women better looking than her who happen also happen to "ooze" as much as her. I think you are confusing "sexiest woman alive" with "sexiest woman whose name is well-known among people who know the names of famous actresses".  Then yeah, I can see how she'd be deserving of that title.


Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.
 
2013-10-07 06:56:55 PM

Charlie Chingas: AbiNormal: My favorite "actress".
[img2.rnkr-static.com image 543x543]

does she have a "name"?


I know you only want this for research purposes, Jayden James.
 
2013-10-07 07:06:09 PM

GRCooper: fusillade762: Alphax: She's very attractive, but I'm guessing they're limiting themselves to actresses and models.

I just don't know why they have to limit it to living women.

Because otherwise it would be Grace Kelly every year


so very very very THIS
 
2013-10-07 07:07:04 PM

stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.


Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.
 
2013-10-07 07:15:28 PM

voran: Wow, those are some 'dead Stripper eyes' there.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-07 07:21:15 PM
Just saving this thread for later.
 
2013-10-07 07:34:47 PM
So, does anybody out there know just how much money a publicist has to give a magazine in order to get their celebrity client 'Sexiest' status?

/ She's far from homely, but she ain't the sexiest either.
 
2013-10-07 07:35:44 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 400x268]


You Sir are a good person and deserve all of the good things that happen to you.
 
2013-10-07 07:36:49 PM

69gnarkill69: [www.desibucket.com image 850x637]


blogs.dallasobserver.com
Your boobs are out of wack.
 
2013-10-07 07:37:34 PM

darch: What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex.


And let's face it, if she was named Ethel or Mary she'd never be considered the sexiest anything. Rather, "Scarlett" is an exotic sounding name and shoots her right up the chart.

She's a very beautiful woman, yes. Sometimes she looks way hotter than other times. Like most women- only the A list celebs tend to get all dolled up more often while most "normal" women only do it for special occasions. And that's to say nothing of the photographs taken (when she's received extensive makeup, mind you) by professionals that are then photoshopped to hell and gone before being printed- any woman of even slightly above average beauty is going to look like a knockout when given that treatment.
 
2013-10-07 07:43:01 PM

Atomic Spunk: stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.

Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.


I bet you are a real keeper.  And I can do both like most people.  You must be a little slow.
 
2013-10-07 07:45:41 PM

CynicalLA: Atomic Spunk: stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.

Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.

I bet you are a real keeper.  And I can do both like most people.  You must be a little slow.


The only reason you'd have to be even the least bit defensive is if my words rang true with you. Keep your chin up, man. I'm sure there's a real woman somewhere out there for you.

/snicker
 
2013-10-07 07:53:09 PM

Atomic Spunk: CynicalLA: Atomic Spunk: stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.

Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.

I bet you are a real keeper.  And I can do both like most people.  You must be a little slow.

The only reason you'd have to be even the least bit defensive is if my words rang true with you. Keep your chin up, man. I'm sure there's a real woman somewhere out there for you.

/snicker


Says the guy making tons of posts.  You must have no life.
 
2013-10-07 07:56:11 PM

CynicalLA: Atomic Spunk: CynicalLA: Atomic Spunk: stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.

Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.

I bet you are a real keeper.  And I can do both like most people.  You must be a little slow.

The only reason you'd have to be even the least bit defensive is if my words rang true with you. Keep your chin up, man. I'm sure there's a real woman somewhere out there for you.

/snicker

Says the guy making tons of posts.  You must have no life.


LESS WHINING, MOAR FAPPICS!

/coughsorry
 
2013-10-07 07:57:20 PM
If you're going to do a photo spread, try to have more than one expression. And don't let any of them be, "I just took my fourth tab of oxy."
 
2013-10-07 08:04:07 PM
Not even close ...

images.starpulse.com
 
ecl
2013-10-07 08:08:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 08:10:40 PM

akula: darch: What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex.

And let's face it, if she was named Ethel or Mary she'd never be considered the sexiest anything. Rather, "Scarlett" is an exotic sounding name and shoots her right up the chart.

She's a very beautiful woman, yes. Sometimes she looks way hotter than other times. Like most women- only the A list celebs tend to get all dolled up more often while most "normal" women only do it for special occasions. And that's to say nothing of the photographs taken (when she's received extensive makeup, mind you) by professionals that are then photoshopped to hell and gone before being printed- any woman of even slightly above average beauty is going to look like a knockout when given that treatment.


That's the thing though, these days the celebs ALL get that treatment, not just Scarlett.
 
2013-10-07 08:26:22 PM
This objectification of women is very sad. The fact that she feels she has to do this because she is getting old and thinks she will not get any quality work speaks volumes about our society.

I'm disgusted by what's happening


in my pants.


i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 08:37:39 PM
She also has a great personality
 
2013-10-07 08:52:03 PM
She's not ugly by any means, but she's no where near the sexiest woman alive.
 
2013-10-07 09:07:09 PM

Descartes: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x436]


Miley Cyrus really needs to grow her hair out again

She was looking really hot on SNL with the wigs.
 
2013-10-07 09:17:00 PM

jaytkay: Descartes: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x436]

Miley Cyrus really needs to grow her hair out again

She was looking really hot on SNL with the wigs.


Truth. I wanted to hate this past weekend's episode, and there weren't a ton of good sketches, but Smiley as Michele Bachmann... it, uh, put the lead in my pencil.

Then I saw her interview with that idiot, Lauer, this morning on the Today show, and I went right back to wanting to stave her skull in with a 9-iron.
 
2013-10-07 09:18:00 PM

Towermonkey: jaytkay: Descartes: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x436]

Miley Cyrus really needs to grow her hair out again

She was looking really hot on SNL with the wigs.

Truth. I wanted to hate this past weekend's episode, and there weren't a ton of good sketches, but Smiley as Michele Bachmann... it, uh, put the lead in my pencil.

Then I saw her interview with that idiot, Lauer, this morning on the Today show, and I went right back to wanting to stave her skull in with a 9-iron.


Miley, not Smiley. Farking Android-tablet autocorrect.
 
2013-10-07 09:22:35 PM
Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar this year. I'd say that's pretty damn sexy. Well, Lawrence is pretty damn sexy regardless.
 
2013-10-07 09:24:38 PM
Scarlett is a peach...
 
2013-10-07 09:27:22 PM

CynicalLA:
Says the guy making tons of posts.  You must have no life.


Including this post, 5. Tons? Nah.

Boy, you sure are taking what I've said quite personally. Sorry, didn't mean to insult you. Cheers.
 
2013-10-07 10:03:16 PM

Towermonkey: miley as Michele Bachmann...


global.fncstatic.com
 
2013-10-07 10:03:34 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-07 10:21:30 PM
she wasn't really even voted the sexiest woman alive.  she was voted the sexiest famous american female celebrity alive.  i mean the voting was really only between about 30 or 40 women, tops.  not really much of an accomplishment.  if scarlett johannson, without fancy makeup and professional photographers, was working at your local mcdonalds, you might give her a second glance cause she has a nice rack.  but you'll probably see five or six women on an average day that are way sexier than she is.
 
2013-10-07 11:24:39 PM
Is she the sexiest? Not according to Esquire's crappy photos of her. They look like the same shots of her we've all seen, except now with too much makeup on her face. WTF, Esquire?
 
2013-10-07 11:32:46 PM

hundreddollarman: Scarlett is a peach...


Was waiting for that post.
 
2013-10-07 11:39:15 PM

i.imgur.com

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And my favorite from the last Esquire Sexiest:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-08 12:19:47 AM

Tr0mBoNe: Was she dead?

/mrawwr


Was there ever any doubt? I don't need someone else's list to tell me what I think.

/she never fell out of the top spot
 
2013-10-08 01:06:56 AM
Her upper lip doesn't have that little dip in the middle that lips should have. It just goes straight across. That's troubling.
 
2013-10-08 01:51:34 AM

darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


Bingo.  You're one of the rare Farkers that seems to get this concept.  Clearly, you and I (and the few others here that have seen actual naked women in real life before) don't belong here.

"Perfection", whatever that is anyway, isn't sexy.  Never has been, never will be.  At least half of sexy comes from attitude and presentation, and has nothing to do with looks.  Fortunately Scarlett nails it on all counts.
 
2013-10-08 01:53:39 AM

zvoidx: FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad

It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]


Christ, you basement-dwellers really know how to conceal yourselves, don't you?  (eyeroll)

You guys do know that with the skilled application of makeup and strategic fashion choices, women can look many, many different ways without coming anywhere near a plastic surgeon, don't you?
 
ecl
2013-10-08 01:54:31 AM

Halfmast Trousers: Her upper lip doesn't have that little dip in the middle that lips should have. It just goes straight across. That's troubling.


I wish I could reach through the internet and slap the sh*t out of you.
 
2013-10-08 05:10:07 AM
I would like to take a long, soapy shower with her.  And now I have to change my underwear.  For the third time since the start of this thread.
 
2013-10-08 06:05:13 AM

Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.


Miranda Kerr looks like a 12-year-old. No, thanks.
 
2013-10-08 06:20:41 AM

karmachameleon: darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

Bingo.  You're one of the rare Farkers that seems to get this concept.  Clearly, you and I (and the few others here that have seen actual naked women in real life before) don't belong here.

"Perfection", whatever that is anyway, isn't sexy.  Never has been, never will be.  At least half of sexy comes from attitude and presentation, and has nothing to do with looks.  Fortunately Scarlett nails it on all counts.


Thank you sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2013-10-08 06:49:41 AM

darch: karmachameleon: darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

Bingo.  You're one of the rare Farkers that seems to get this concept.  Clearly, you and I (and the few others here that have seen actual naked women in real life before) don't belong here.

"Perfection", whatever that is anyway, isn't sexy.  Never has been, never will be.  At least half of sexy comes from attitude and presentation, and has nothing to do with looks.  Fortunately Scarlett nails it on all counts.

Thank you sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.


As are you.  I meant to add that most of the rest of the other half of sexy comes from character, and there is little character in "perfect".  Character comes from the odd, the unusual, the unconventional.  Scarlett is hot precisely because she's not conventionally beautiful (as you say, a little "odd" in some people's eyes).  Unusual and unconventional is interesting.  There are plenty of beautiful women that all look essentially like each other, which isn't that interesting.  There is no one I've ever seen that looks quite like Scarlett.
 
2013-10-08 08:24:29 AM
Award must have been sponsored by one of her recent movies.
 
2013-10-08 09:13:56 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2013-10-08 10:01:37 AM

NewWorldDan: Maybe it's just me, but I think she's kind of a butterface.  Everything from the neck on down is fantastic.


its you.
 
2013-10-08 10:05:12 AM
Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.
 
2013-10-08 11:05:29 AM

karmachameleon: zvoidx: FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad

It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]

Christ, you basement-dwellers really know how to conceal yourselves, don't you?  (eyeroll)

You guys do know that with the skilled application of makeup and strategic fashion choices, women can look many, many different ways without coming anywhere near a plastic surgeon, don't you?


You seem to know a lot about makeup.
/NTTAWWT
 
2013-10-08 11:12:21 AM

darch: What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex.


This. She isn't the most beautiful woman in the world but she is sexy as hell.
 
2013-10-08 11:15:08 AM

bill4935: Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.


But smiling during sex is creepy. So there's that.
 
2013-10-08 11:32:43 AM

FarkingReading: bill4935: Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.

But smiling during sex is creepy. So there's that.


I'm only used to crying so I will have to reserve judgment.
 
2013-10-08 11:47:46 AM

69gnarkill69: FarkingReading: bill4935: Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.

But smiling during sex is creepy. So there's that.

I'm only used to crying so I will have to reserve judgment.


I gnash my teeth and make a rage face. It's pretty intense.
 
2013-10-08 01:32:40 PM
She is hot , but she isn't CLOSE to being the sexiest in the world.  Those days are gone.  She had her time.  I mean Amber Heard, Kate Beckinsale, Blake Lively, Kristen Kreuk, Freida Pinto, Sophia Vergara, Cobie Smulders, Odette Anabelle, Lena Headey, Rosario Dawson, Kaley Cuoco, Olga Kurlyenko, Jessica Marais, Alexandra Breckenridge...

You get my point.  There are gorgeous sexy actresses out there who are WAY sexier than Scarlett Johanson.  Nothing against her, she is gorgeous, hot and sexy, but she has toned down the sexy in recent years while other actresses have brought the A game.
 
2013-10-08 04:57:07 PM
Oops, did we take the time machine back too far?

www.dharmaflix.com
 
2013-10-08 05:15:10 PM

nmiguy: She is hot , but she isn't CLOSE to being the sexiest in the world.  Those days are gone.  She had her time.  I mean Amber Heard, Kate Beckinsale, Blake Lively, Kristen Kreuk, Freida Pinto, Sophia Vergara, Cobie Smulders, Odette Anabelle, Lena Headey, Rosario Dawson, Kaley Cuoco, Olga Kurlyenko, Jessica Marais, Alexandra Breckenridge...

You get my point.  There are gorgeous sexy actresses out there who are WAY sexier than Scarlett Johanson.  Nothing against her, she is gorgeous, hot and sexy, but she has toned down the sexy in recent years while other actresses have brought the A game.


Im not gonna nit pick aon ya, but there arer several women in that list who arent as sexy as scarlett, starting with Cuoco.
 
2013-10-08 08:48:17 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-10-08 10:52:52 PM

darch: Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.  What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


actually i am gonna disagree.  i think she's cute but not very sexy at all.  i've seen a handful of her movies and seen her doing interviews and stuff, and she comes across as just normal to me.  i don't get why everyone thinks she's so sexy, cause she doesn't seem that way to me at all.  megan fox is sexier by far.  megan fox is sexy even when she is deliberately trying not to be sexy.  scarlet johannson is just, whatever.

i don't know who i would consider to be the sexiest woman in the world.  some of my favorite actresses are jessica alba, milla jovovich, and keira knightley, but none of them are the sexiest.  jessica is only sexy some of the time, milla is more of a badass, and keira is beautiful but not sexy.  i might say that a pornstar like tori black or brianna love is the sexiest, but getting gangbanged by seven guys isn't really sexy, it's just slutty.  hmm, i'll have to spend some time thinking about this.
 
2013-10-09 03:20:32 AM

enderthexenocide: actually i am gonna disagree.  i think she's cute but not very sexy at all.  i've seen a handful of her movies and seen her doing interviews and stuff, and she comes across as just normal to me.  i don't get why everyone thinks she's so sexy, cause she doesn't seem that way to me at all.  megan fox is sexier by far.  megan fox is sexy even when she is deliberately trying not to be sexy.  scarlet johannson is just, whatever.



Most Farkers have not actually seen boobs, so they get a bit over excited.
 
2013-10-09 05:19:26 AM

enderthexenocide: actually i am gonna disagree. i think she's cute but not very sexy at all. i've seen a handful of her movies and seen her doing interviews and stuff, and she comes across as just normal to me. i don't get why everyone thinks she's so sexy, cause she doesn't seem that way to me at all. megan fox is sexier by far. megan fox is sexy even when she is deliberately trying not to be sexy. scarlet johannson is just, whatever.


That's exactly it - she's normal.  Megan Fox is pretty, but generic and kind of artificial.  There is no shortage of girls who look like her.  Scarlett is the classic girl-next-door, and her looks are unique.  She's not immediately beautiful on first sight, but the more you look at her, the more beautiful she becomes.
 
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