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(Daily Mail)   Scarlet Johansson ends her seven year hiatus and becomes the world's sexiest woman alive... again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 154
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2013-10-07 07:15:28 PM

voran: Wow, those are some 'dead Stripper eyes' there.


i.qkme.me
 
2013-10-07 07:21:15 PM
Just saving this thread for later.
 
2013-10-07 07:34:47 PM
So, does anybody out there know just how much money a publicist has to give a magazine in order to get their celebrity client 'Sexiest' status?

/ She's far from homely, but she ain't the sexiest either.
 
2013-10-07 07:35:44 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 400x268]


You Sir are a good person and deserve all of the good things that happen to you.
 
2013-10-07 07:36:49 PM

69gnarkill69: [www.desibucket.com image 850x637]


blogs.dallasobserver.com
Your boobs are out of wack.
 
2013-10-07 07:37:34 PM

darch: What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex.


And let's face it, if she was named Ethel or Mary she'd never be considered the sexiest anything. Rather, "Scarlett" is an exotic sounding name and shoots her right up the chart.

She's a very beautiful woman, yes. Sometimes she looks way hotter than other times. Like most women- only the A list celebs tend to get all dolled up more often while most "normal" women only do it for special occasions. And that's to say nothing of the photographs taken (when she's received extensive makeup, mind you) by professionals that are then photoshopped to hell and gone before being printed- any woman of even slightly above average beauty is going to look like a knockout when given that treatment.
 
2013-10-07 07:43:01 PM

Atomic Spunk: stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.

Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.


I bet you are a real keeper.  And I can do both like most people.  You must be a little slow.
 
2013-10-07 07:45:41 PM

CynicalLA: Atomic Spunk: stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.

Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.

I bet you are a real keeper.  And I can do both like most people.  You must be a little slow.


The only reason you'd have to be even the least bit defensive is if my words rang true with you. Keep your chin up, man. I'm sure there's a real woman somewhere out there for you.

/snicker
 
2013-10-07 07:53:09 PM

Atomic Spunk: CynicalLA: Atomic Spunk: stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.

Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.

I bet you are a real keeper.  And I can do both like most people.  You must be a little slow.

The only reason you'd have to be even the least bit defensive is if my words rang true with you. Keep your chin up, man. I'm sure there's a real woman somewhere out there for you.

/snicker


Says the guy making tons of posts.  You must have no life.
 
2013-10-07 07:56:11 PM

CynicalLA: Atomic Spunk: CynicalLA: Atomic Spunk: stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.

Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.

I bet you are a real keeper.  And I can do both like most people.  You must be a little slow.

The only reason you'd have to be even the least bit defensive is if my words rang true with you. Keep your chin up, man. I'm sure there's a real woman somewhere out there for you.

/snicker

Says the guy making tons of posts.  You must have no life.


LESS WHINING, MOAR FAPPICS!

/coughsorry
 
2013-10-07 07:57:20 PM
If you're going to do a photo spread, try to have more than one expression. And don't let any of them be, "I just took my fourth tab of oxy."
 
2013-10-07 08:04:07 PM
Not even close ...

images.starpulse.com
 
ecl
2013-10-07 08:08:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 08:10:40 PM

akula: darch: What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex.

And let's face it, if she was named Ethel or Mary she'd never be considered the sexiest anything. Rather, "Scarlett" is an exotic sounding name and shoots her right up the chart.

She's a very beautiful woman, yes. Sometimes she looks way hotter than other times. Like most women- only the A list celebs tend to get all dolled up more often while most "normal" women only do it for special occasions. And that's to say nothing of the photographs taken (when she's received extensive makeup, mind you) by professionals that are then photoshopped to hell and gone before being printed- any woman of even slightly above average beauty is going to look like a knockout when given that treatment.


That's the thing though, these days the celebs ALL get that treatment, not just Scarlett.
 
2013-10-07 08:26:22 PM
This objectification of women is very sad. The fact that she feels she has to do this because she is getting old and thinks she will not get any quality work speaks volumes about our society.

I'm disgusted by what's happening


in my pants.


i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 08:37:39 PM
She also has a great personality
 
2013-10-07 08:52:03 PM
She's not ugly by any means, but she's no where near the sexiest woman alive.
 
2013-10-07 09:07:09 PM

Descartes: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x436]


Miley Cyrus really needs to grow her hair out again

She was looking really hot on SNL with the wigs.
 
2013-10-07 09:17:00 PM

jaytkay: Descartes: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x436]

Miley Cyrus really needs to grow her hair out again

She was looking really hot on SNL with the wigs.


Truth. I wanted to hate this past weekend's episode, and there weren't a ton of good sketches, but Smiley as Michele Bachmann... it, uh, put the lead in my pencil.

Then I saw her interview with that idiot, Lauer, this morning on the Today show, and I went right back to wanting to stave her skull in with a 9-iron.
 
2013-10-07 09:18:00 PM

Towermonkey: jaytkay: Descartes: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x436]

Miley Cyrus really needs to grow her hair out again

She was looking really hot on SNL with the wigs.

Truth. I wanted to hate this past weekend's episode, and there weren't a ton of good sketches, but Smiley as Michele Bachmann... it, uh, put the lead in my pencil.

Then I saw her interview with that idiot, Lauer, this morning on the Today show, and I went right back to wanting to stave her skull in with a 9-iron.


Miley, not Smiley. Farking Android-tablet autocorrect.
 
2013-10-07 09:22:35 PM
Jennifer Lawrence won an Oscar this year. I'd say that's pretty damn sexy. Well, Lawrence is pretty damn sexy regardless.
 
2013-10-07 09:24:38 PM
Scarlett is a peach...
 
2013-10-07 09:27:22 PM

CynicalLA:
Says the guy making tons of posts.  You must have no life.


Including this post, 5. Tons? Nah.

Boy, you sure are taking what I've said quite personally. Sorry, didn't mean to insult you. Cheers.
 
2013-10-07 10:03:16 PM

Towermonkey: miley as Michele Bachmann...


global.fncstatic.com
 
2013-10-07 10:03:34 PM
weknowmemes.com
 
2013-10-07 10:21:30 PM
she wasn't really even voted the sexiest woman alive.  she was voted the sexiest famous american female celebrity alive.  i mean the voting was really only between about 30 or 40 women, tops.  not really much of an accomplishment.  if scarlett johannson, without fancy makeup and professional photographers, was working at your local mcdonalds, you might give her a second glance cause she has a nice rack.  but you'll probably see five or six women on an average day that are way sexier than she is.
 
2013-10-07 11:24:39 PM
Is she the sexiest? Not according to Esquire's crappy photos of her. They look like the same shots of her we've all seen, except now with too much makeup on her face. WTF, Esquire?
 
2013-10-07 11:32:46 PM

hundreddollarman: Scarlett is a peach...


Was waiting for that post.
 
2013-10-07 11:39:15 PM

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And my favorite from the last Esquire Sexiest:

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2013-10-08 12:19:47 AM

Tr0mBoNe: Was she dead?

/mrawwr


Was there ever any doubt? I don't need someone else's list to tell me what I think.

/she never fell out of the top spot
 
2013-10-08 01:06:56 AM
Her upper lip doesn't have that little dip in the middle that lips should have. It just goes straight across. That's troubling.
 
2013-10-08 01:51:34 AM

darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


Bingo.  You're one of the rare Farkers that seems to get this concept.  Clearly, you and I (and the few others here that have seen actual naked women in real life before) don't belong here.

"Perfection", whatever that is anyway, isn't sexy.  Never has been, never will be.  At least half of sexy comes from attitude and presentation, and has nothing to do with looks.  Fortunately Scarlett nails it on all counts.
 
2013-10-08 01:53:39 AM

zvoidx: FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad

It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]


Christ, you basement-dwellers really know how to conceal yourselves, don't you?  (eyeroll)

You guys do know that with the skilled application of makeup and strategic fashion choices, women can look many, many different ways without coming anywhere near a plastic surgeon, don't you?
 
ecl
2013-10-08 01:54:31 AM

Halfmast Trousers: Her upper lip doesn't have that little dip in the middle that lips should have. It just goes straight across. That's troubling.


I wish I could reach through the internet and slap the sh*t out of you.
 
2013-10-08 05:10:07 AM
I would like to take a long, soapy shower with her.  And now I have to change my underwear.  For the third time since the start of this thread.
 
2013-10-08 06:05:13 AM

Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.


Miranda Kerr looks like a 12-year-old. No, thanks.
 
2013-10-08 06:20:41 AM

karmachameleon: darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

Bingo.  You're one of the rare Farkers that seems to get this concept.  Clearly, you and I (and the few others here that have seen actual naked women in real life before) don't belong here.

"Perfection", whatever that is anyway, isn't sexy.  Never has been, never will be.  At least half of sexy comes from attitude and presentation, and has nothing to do with looks.  Fortunately Scarlett nails it on all counts.


Thank you sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
 
2013-10-08 06:49:41 AM

darch: karmachameleon: darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

Bingo.  You're one of the rare Farkers that seems to get this concept.  Clearly, you and I (and the few others here that have seen actual naked women in real life before) don't belong here.

"Perfection", whatever that is anyway, isn't sexy.  Never has been, never will be.  At least half of sexy comes from attitude and presentation, and has nothing to do with looks.  Fortunately Scarlett nails it on all counts.

Thank you sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.


As are you.  I meant to add that most of the rest of the other half of sexy comes from character, and there is little character in "perfect".  Character comes from the odd, the unusual, the unconventional.  Scarlett is hot precisely because she's not conventionally beautiful (as you say, a little "odd" in some people's eyes).  Unusual and unconventional is interesting.  There are plenty of beautiful women that all look essentially like each other, which isn't that interesting.  There is no one I've ever seen that looks quite like Scarlett.
 
2013-10-08 08:24:29 AM
Award must have been sponsored by one of her recent movies.
 
2013-10-08 09:13:56 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzz
 
2013-10-08 10:01:37 AM

NewWorldDan: Maybe it's just me, but I think she's kind of a butterface.  Everything from the neck on down is fantastic.


its you.
 
2013-10-08 10:05:12 AM
Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.
 
2013-10-08 11:05:29 AM

karmachameleon: zvoidx: FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad

It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]

Christ, you basement-dwellers really know how to conceal yourselves, don't you?  (eyeroll)

You guys do know that with the skilled application of makeup and strategic fashion choices, women can look many, many different ways without coming anywhere near a plastic surgeon, don't you?


You seem to know a lot about makeup.
/NTTAWWT
 
2013-10-08 11:12:21 AM

darch: What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex.


This. She isn't the most beautiful woman in the world but she is sexy as hell.
 
2013-10-08 11:15:08 AM

bill4935: Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.


But smiling during sex is creepy. So there's that.
 
2013-10-08 11:32:43 AM

FarkingReading: bill4935: Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.

But smiling during sex is creepy. So there's that.


I'm only used to crying so I will have to reserve judgment.
 
2013-10-08 11:47:46 AM

69gnarkill69: FarkingReading: bill4935: Okay, okay, she looks nice, there are other pretty women in hollywood, why are we rating sexiness based on photos when it's 85% about personality anyway, and who am I to even judge the appearance of others.

Now that all that's out of the way, can I just say to whichever photographer or photo editor or whoever it is that doesn't want the celebrities to *smile* during their photo shoots, well you can just catch Ebola and die. That'd be fine with me, alright?

This mouth breathing look is NOT sexy, and I'd rather attend a fashion show full of 75lb models on a breath-mint-only diet than see it again. Smiling is sexy. Pearly white teeth are... maybe not sexy exactly (that'd be weird), but nice. Crinkled eyelids full of laughter and a come-hither look are sexy. Staring off-camera and pulling a face like you got shot full of Novocaine just makes you look unintelligent.

But smiling during sex is creepy. So there's that.

I'm only used to crying so I will have to reserve judgment.


I gnash my teeth and make a rage face. It's pretty intense.
 
2013-10-08 01:32:40 PM
She is hot , but she isn't CLOSE to being the sexiest in the world.  Those days are gone.  She had her time.  I mean Amber Heard, Kate Beckinsale, Blake Lively, Kristen Kreuk, Freida Pinto, Sophia Vergara, Cobie Smulders, Odette Anabelle, Lena Headey, Rosario Dawson, Kaley Cuoco, Olga Kurlyenko, Jessica Marais, Alexandra Breckenridge...

You get my point.  There are gorgeous sexy actresses out there who are WAY sexier than Scarlett Johanson.  Nothing against her, she is gorgeous, hot and sexy, but she has toned down the sexy in recent years while other actresses have brought the A game.
 
2013-10-08 04:57:07 PM
Oops, did we take the time machine back too far?

www.dharmaflix.com
 
2013-10-08 05:15:10 PM

nmiguy: She is hot , but she isn't CLOSE to being the sexiest in the world.  Those days are gone.  She had her time.  I mean Amber Heard, Kate Beckinsale, Blake Lively, Kristen Kreuk, Freida Pinto, Sophia Vergara, Cobie Smulders, Odette Anabelle, Lena Headey, Rosario Dawson, Kaley Cuoco, Olga Kurlyenko, Jessica Marais, Alexandra Breckenridge...

You get my point.  There are gorgeous sexy actresses out there who are WAY sexier than Scarlett Johanson.  Nothing against her, she is gorgeous, hot and sexy, but she has toned down the sexy in recent years while other actresses have brought the A game.


Im not gonna nit pick aon ya, but there arer several women in that list who arent as sexy as scarlett, starting with Cuoco.
 
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