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(Daily Mail)   Scarlet Johansson ends her seven year hiatus and becomes the world's sexiest woman alive... again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 154
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2013-10-07 04:15:02 PM  

smoky2010: H31N0US: smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check

Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?

No it changed cuoco to Cuomo. I missed it before I added it.


It went ahead and capitalized it properly for you, too. So I'd say you came out at a net zero.
 
2013-10-07 04:15:49 PM  

Wellon Dowd: smoky2010: Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.


That's nice, but way too sfw.
 
2013-10-07 04:17:34 PM  

ExcedrinHeadache: smoky2010: H31N0US: smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check

Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?

No it changed cuoco to Cuomo. I missed it before I added it.

It went ahead and capitalized it properly for you, too. So I'd say you came out at a net zero.


I just don't want any one to think that I want to see Perry Como naked.
 
2013-10-07 04:18:11 PM  

Wellon Dowd:


Great, now I need to masturbate. Damn it.
 
2013-10-07 04:21:09 PM  
Ctrl-F, "NSFW".  Damn it.
 
2013-10-07 04:26:20 PM  

Theaetetus: Theaetetus: FTA: Johansson jokingly tells the magazine she's 'gotta hustle' and 'pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop.'

Uh, I don't think that was "jokingly," Daily Fail. Perhaps "depressingly," "sadly," or "with a voice shaking with outrage and frustration"?

From the Esquire article:
"You know, I gotta hustle. I'm a twenty-eight-year-old woman in the movie business, right?" she says. "Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing, this thing with Esquire."
Then, as if she hears herself, she looks straight at me and says: "Sounds pretty bloodless, I guess."

Yeah... "Jokingly" is not the right word.


I mean, she's certainly beautiful, but she's also a very talented actress, her roles will change, but there's no reason to believe she couldn't have a decades long career ahead of her similar to Meryl Streep, Julia Roberts, or Sandra Bullock.
 
2013-10-07 04:26:48 PM  
www.mathies.com
 
2013-10-07 04:28:21 PM  
Her lawyers made it very clear I can't even go within 50 feet of a website featuring her.

But I know she still wants me.
 
2013-10-07 04:28:37 PM  
www.strangecosmos.com
 
2013-10-07 04:28:57 PM  

FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad


It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-07 04:30:47 PM  
www.desibucket.com
 
2013-10-07 04:36:31 PM  
A shot I took of her at TIFF about a month ago (premier of Under the Skin).

She is very attractive. She's also incredibly comfortable on stage and with conversing with an audience - not as common as you might think with the Hollywood crowd.

img.fark.net
 
2013-10-07 04:36:39 PM  

Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.

filmdope.com
 
2013-10-07 04:36:47 PM  
Scarlet honey, I know you read  everything about yourself online so I hope you will see this. I wrote you a poem my darling.

I have an orange worm that lives in my ass-crack, it's about 12ft long.
When I think about Scarlet Johansson in that movie she did, it uncoils and electrocutes my balls.
I'm so addicted to the pleasure and pain, I think about her day and night.
I hope she reads this and comes see me, naked, with tits, and the worm dies.
 
2013-10-07 04:38:08 PM  

Killer Cars: Well, personally, I usually don't beat off to A-list celebrities. I definitely daydream and fantasize about them, but generally I keep my pants on for that. I usually save my actual masturbatory sessions for real seedy images, like, the strangely attractive tweaker girl I saw last Friday night behind a Del Taco.


"You could masturbate to famous women, or to women who lived on your street.  I always thought about women on my street.  HEY, THIS COULD *HAPPEN*...!!!"
- George Carlin
 
2013-10-07 04:42:23 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkers

id still take mila jovovich over scarjo


Nope.

...or Olivia Wilde

Nope.

...or Kate Beckinsale

Damn.....yeah Kate's got the slight edge over ScarJo, but only slight.
 
2013-10-07 04:43:25 PM  
Ryan Reynolds:  Gay, Super MEGA ULTRA Gay (NTTAWWT), or just an idiot.

those are the only choices.
 
2013-10-07 04:45:03 PM  

kingflower: Ryan Reynolds:  Gay, Super MEGA ULTRA Gay (NTTAWWT), or just an idiot.

those are the only choices.


Either ScarJo didn't put out...or the rare case that she was too much woman for him.
 
2013-10-07 04:49:44 PM  

perigee: Repo Man: Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.
[filmdope.com image 320x240]




David Lynch has a Fark account?
 
2013-10-07 04:50:18 PM  
I find her attractive.
 
2013-10-07 04:52:15 PM  

Rwa2play: kingflower: Ryan Reynolds:  Gay, Super MEGA ULTRA Gay (NTTAWWT), or just an idiot.

those are the only choices.

Either ScarJo didn't put out...or the rare case that she was too much woman for him.


dude has been married to scarlett and blake lively

if he was gay that would probably be grounds for a war crimes tribunal imo
 
2013-10-07 04:53:49 PM  

taglius: I've never seen that picture of her, Wellon Dowd.  I'm not sure how that's possible

//spectacular


Probably because she's underage there.

/typical WD, just typical
 
2013-10-07 05:00:51 PM  
She's very attractive, but I'm guessing they're limiting themselves to actresses and models.

I'll nominate Sharon den Adal.  Or, if I'm in a redhead mood, Simone Simons.
 
2013-10-07 05:03:47 PM  
I prefer Kate Winslet, she can act and she shows her boobs
 
2013-10-07 05:04:13 PM  
She dated Sean Penn while on hiatus.
 
2013-10-07 05:07:41 PM  
I think she is a terrible actress. Definitely the weakest on screen at any time during the Avengers. But at least her knees aren't sharp.
 
2013-10-07 05:16:21 PM  
i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-07 05:16:29 PM  
My favorite "actress".
img2.rnkr-static.com
 
2013-10-07 05:22:54 PM  

smoky2010: Perry Como naked


Shrinkwrap: Great, now I need to masturbate. Damn it.

 
2013-10-07 05:22:58 PM  

zvoidx: FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad

It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]


Her nose and cheekbones look different...
 
2013-10-07 05:26:40 PM  

FrancoFile: zvoidx: FrancoFile: The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad

It looks like she had some work done and/or lost weight.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x481]

Her nose and cheekbones look different...



Meh, it's not as bad as this travesty.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-10-07 05:32:16 PM  

Alphax: She's very attractive, but I'm guessing they're limiting themselves to actresses and models.


I just don't know why they have to limit it to living women.
 
2013-10-07 05:36:13 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

fc00.deviantart.net
 
2013-10-07 05:40:25 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-10-07 05:42:20 PM  
You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.
 
2013-10-07 05:49:18 PM  

AbiNormal: My favorite "actress".
[img2.rnkr-static.com image 543x543]


does she have a "name"?
 
2013-10-07 05:49:42 PM  

fusillade762: Alphax: She's very attractive, but I'm guessing they're limiting themselves to actresses and models.

I just don't know why they have to limit it to living women.


Because otherwise it would be Grace Kelly every year
 
2013-10-07 05:55:37 PM  

Bonanza Jellybean: Rwa2play: kingflower: Ryan Reynolds:  Gay, Super MEGA ULTRA Gay (NTTAWWT), or just an idiot.

those are the only choices.

Either ScarJo didn't put out...or the rare case that she was too much woman for him.

dude has been married to scarlett and blake lively

if he was gay that would probably be grounds for a war crimes tribunal imo


Pretty sure she left him. There was an interview some time back when she said she regretted the end of the relationship, and that she felt she'd treated him poorly and should have done better.
 
2013-10-07 05:55:40 PM  

darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


Yeah I gotta agree with this.  I have yet to see the galmour shot of this woman where she isn't wearing a "come here and do every terrible thing you can think of to me" look on her face.  Angelina Jolie used to do the same thing, mind you she had that whole "I will murder you in your sleep for the hell of it" vibe going too.
 
2013-10-07 06:04:22 PM  

darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


I think you're right.
 
2013-10-07 06:27:08 PM  

costermonger: darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

I think you're right.


I'm just waiting for a fellow Farker to wade in and tell me that I'm gay. NTTAWWT.
 
2013-10-07 06:36:36 PM  
Wow, those are some 'dead Stripper eyes' there.
 
2013-10-07 06:39:04 PM  
No chance I'd make it 8 seconds on that bull. As I apologize I would totally blame it on those massive rib pillows.
 
2013-10-07 06:42:23 PM  
I'd stick my ass on her tongue....
 
2013-10-07 06:45:38 PM  
Please. Bring her to the Oklahoma-Texas football game in Dallas, and she will be tied for the 293rd-sexiest woman there.
 
2013-10-07 06:47:37 PM  

darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.


There are plenty of women better looking than her who happen also happen to "ooze" as much as her. I think you are confusing "sexiest woman alive" with "sexiest woman whose name is well-known among people who know the names of famous actresses".  Then yeah, I can see how she'd be deserving of that title.
 
2013-10-07 06:53:32 PM  

Atomic Spunk: darch: You basement-dwelling Farkers are confusing "hottest woman alive" with "sexiest woman alive".

Is Scarllett a perfect physical specimen? No- she certainly has some flaws: if she doesn't watch her diet religiously, she gains weight easily. Some consider her face a tad... odd. Ok, I don't get it, but if that's your opinion- fine.

What cannot be argued is her world-beating, unbelievable sexiness. The girl OOZES sex. Her eyes and mouth beckon you into her orbit. Her ass says, "Come. Revel in my beauty and enter me". And her tits... and I'm spent.

There are plenty of women better looking than her who happen also happen to "ooze" as much as her. I think you are confusing "sexiest woman alive" with "sexiest woman whose name is well-known among people who know the names of famous actresses".  Then yeah, I can see how she'd be deserving of that title.


Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.
 
2013-10-07 06:56:55 PM  

Charlie Chingas: AbiNormal: My favorite "actress".
[img2.rnkr-static.com image 543x543]

does she have a "name"?


I know you only want this for research purposes, Jayden James.
 
2013-10-07 07:06:09 PM  

GRCooper: fusillade762: Alphax: She's very attractive, but I'm guessing they're limiting themselves to actresses and models.

I just don't know why they have to limit it to living women.

Because otherwise it would be Grace Kelly every year


so very very very THIS
 
2013-10-07 07:07:04 PM  

stewbert:
Oh, I get it. I've probably never even heard of the sexiest woman alive, right?

\ScarJo is good enough for me.


Uh, no, that's not my point at all. My point is that it's a stupid title.

Perhaps you weirdos should spend more time meeting real women and less time worshiping women who don't even know you exist.
 
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