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(Daily Mail)   Scarlet Johansson ends her seven year hiatus and becomes the world's sexiest woman alive... again   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 154
    More: Unlikely, Scarlett Johansson, Mila Kunis, Esquires, Toronto International Film Festival, Interview Magazine, Esquire magazine, sex appeal, jealousy  
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2013-10-07 03:20:23 PM
Was she dead?

/mrawwr
 
2013-10-07 03:25:19 PM
You're the sexiest woman in the world. Again. Tu-

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 03:29:11 PM
Very attractive, yes. Sexiest woman alive? HELL NO!
 
2013-10-07 03:31:35 PM
And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.
 
2013-10-07 03:32:42 PM
I'd eat a mile of her...oh nevermind.
 
2013-10-07 03:32:57 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Is that an observation or a wish?
 
2013-10-07 03:33:29 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Flap flap flap...  Damn, it's not working
 
2013-10-07 03:33:48 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkers

id still take mila jovovich over scarjo
 
2013-10-07 03:35:56 PM

utsagrad123: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Flap flap flap...  Damn, it's not working


Carefully, don't hurt your vagina...
 
2013-10-07 03:36:17 PM

utsagrad123: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Flap flap flap...  Damn, it's not working


That's fap fap fa.... oh...

Continue.
 
2013-10-07 03:38:18 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Hell, I'm engorged to my full 2" just reading this post.
 
2013-10-07 03:39:49 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkers

id still take mila jovovich over scarjo


...or Olivia Wilde
...or Kate Beckinsale
...or... list goes on.

Pretty, not best.
 
2013-10-07 03:40:08 PM

Nurglitch: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Hell, I'm engorged to my full 2" just reading this post.


Quit bragging.
 
2013-10-07 03:40:37 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: id still take mila jovovich over scarjo


I'd prefer them side-by-side but if you want one over the other that's OK.
 
2013-10-07 03:41:29 PM

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

nothing spectacular, 6-8 times a day... much like the majority of farkers

id still take mila jovovich over scarjo


Why not both?

At once.
 
2013-10-07 03:42:38 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 03:43:28 PM
OK. Sperm is coming out.
 
2013-10-07 03:45:03 PM
edmprod.com

good answer
 
2013-10-07 03:47:18 PM

Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.


Well, personally, I usually don't beat off to A-list celebrities. I definitely daydream and fantasize about them, but generally I keep my pants on for that. I usually save my actual masturbatory sessions for real seedy images, like, the strangely attractive tweaker girl I saw last Friday night behind a Del Taco.
 
2013-10-07 03:47:25 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 03:47:44 PM
I've never seen that picture of her, Wellon Dowd.  I'm not sure how that's possible

//spectacular
 
2013-10-07 03:49:37 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 400x268]


and i'm spent....
her eyes and that lip bite...
 
2013-10-07 03:50:10 PM
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 03:50:31 PM
FTA: Johansson jokingly tells the magazine she's 'gotta hustle' and 'pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop.'

Uh, I don't think that was "jokingly," Daily Fail. Perhaps "depressingly," "sadly," or "with a voice shaking with outrage and frustration"?
 
2013-10-07 03:50:40 PM

taglius: I've never seen that picture of her, Wellon Dowd.  I'm not sure how that's possible

//spectacular


He may in fact be a wizard.
 
2013-10-07 03:51:04 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 400x268]


Mesmerizing .
 
2013-10-07 03:52:44 PM
I wouldn't even know what buttons to push in order to create a bookmark
 
2013-10-07 03:53:57 PM

Theaetetus: FTA: Johansson jokingly tells the magazine she's 'gotta hustle' and 'pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop.'

Uh, I don't think that was "jokingly," Daily Fail. Perhaps "depressingly," "sadly," or "with a voice shaking with outrage and frustration"?


From the Esquire article:
"You know, I gotta hustle. I'm a twenty-eight-year-old woman in the movie business, right?" she says. "Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work-theater, producing, this thing with Esquire."
Then, as if she hears herself, she looks straight at me and says: "Sounds pretty bloodless, I guess."


Yeah... "Jokingly" is not the right word.
 
2013-10-07 03:54:33 PM
This is a bookmark
 
2013-10-07 03:55:04 PM
Bookmark!
 
2013-10-07 03:55:48 PM

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 155x217] [i.imgur.com image 155x217]
[i.imgur.com image 155x217] [i.imgur.com image 155x217]


The male brain is a crazy thing. I have access to literally millions of pictures of naked boobs at the click of a button, and yet all I can think about now is how much I want to see  theseboobs.
 
2013-10-07 03:56:09 PM
goodspeedandpoe.files.wordpress.com
No one will ever believe you.
 
2013-10-07 03:56:59 PM
It's not a habit, it's an addiction...
 
2013-10-07 03:57:06 PM
www.annehelenpetersen.com
 
2013-10-07 03:58:35 PM
The makeup job in TFA's photo made her look like, well, I don't know what - but she didn't look like her.

/haz a sad
 
2013-10-07 03:59:14 PM

Killer Cars: Disgruntled Goat: And now, a large group of grown men will post here to tell us all about their masturbatory habits.

Well, personally, I usually don't beat off to A-list celebrities. I definitely daydream and fantasize about them, but generally I keep my pants on for that. I usually save my actual masturbatory sessions for real seedy images, like, the strangely attractive tweaker girl I saw last Friday night behind a Del Taco.


*unzip* go on...
 
2013-10-07 03:59:43 PM

FarkingReading: OK. Sperm is coming out.


You win.
 
2013-10-07 04:00:11 PM
Is she still with that A Green Lantern a Van Wilder and a Pizza Place guy?
/not a bookmark
 
2013-10-07 04:00:44 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I think she's kind of a butterface.  Everything from the neck on down is fantastic.
 
2013-10-07 04:00:47 PM
Miss Johansson is a very attractive woman. But my personal favorite these days is the lovely Miranda Kerr, and it's no contest as far as I'm concerned.

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-10-07 04:03:07 PM
In that new movie Don Jon she sure as hell knew how to make herself unsexy.   I'm not saying that's bad, just that she did a great job in that movie.
 
2013-10-07 04:04:25 PM
I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.
 
2013-10-07 04:05:05 PM

smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.


Stupid spell check
 
2013-10-07 04:05:41 PM
I like her, but I prefer her look from Iron Man 2/Avengers, She looks good as a redhead.
 
2013-10-07 04:06:54 PM

smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.


We need a 'whynotall3.jpg' for just such cases.
 
2013-10-07 04:08:10 PM
Meh. She's not that great. A couple of my coworkers at Walmart are sexier. Then again it says alive so who knows.
 
2013-10-07 04:08:59 PM

smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check


Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?
 
2013-10-07 04:10:08 PM
smoky2010: Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

i.imgur.com

i.imgur.com
 
2013-10-07 04:10:17 PM

H31N0US: smoky2010: smoky2010: I love scar jo but I would rather see kaley Cuomo from tbbt nekkid. Bernadette too, she needs to release those puppies.

Stupid spell check

Spell check had an entry for "scar jo"?


No it changed cuoco to Cuomo. I missed it before I added it.
 
2013-10-07 04:11:10 PM
She's attractive.  I'd toss one off on her tits.

/hopeless romantic
 
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