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(Fox News)   Man fakes kidnapping to: a) hide from police, b) hide from criminal gangs, c) hide from wife   (latino.foxnews.com ) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Texas, Edinburg, San Antonio Express-News, kidnappings, fake  
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3250 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2013 at 3:55 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-07 04:06:59 PM  
4 votes:
Pro tip: dial 993 first, that is the haggard husband number, tell them your plan and they will play along but no charges will be filed.

/married 22 years
// kidnapped 17 times for a total 79 days
2013-10-07 05:15:13 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-10-07 04:34:32 PM  
2 votes:
This guy is so P*ssy -whipped that if you looked up P*ssy-whipped in the dictionary,
his picture is not there cuz his old lady wouldnt let him get the picture taken.
2013-10-07 04:43:00 PM  
1 vote:
Criminal gangs and the police have some rules, and a few have a conscience. You may have a chance at mercy.

Wives? No so much.
2013-10-07 04:02:32 PM  
1 vote:
Crazy Latino wife drives men to this kind of creativity.
 
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