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(Denver Post)   How long is your government shutdown beard?   (denverpost.com) divider line 25
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2013-10-07 03:40:59 PM  
Mine has been going since the spring.
 
2013-10-07 03:44:52 PM  
I dunno, how long are your government shutdown pubes?

/more appropriate
 
2013-10-07 03:51:54 PM  

Tr0mBoNe: Mine has been going since the spring.


I've been preparing for the shutdown since January.
 
2013-10-07 03:52:24 PM  
It was almost an inch, but the girlfriend made me shave it. It tickled at the wrong times.
 
2013-10-07 03:52:57 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

I'd say about 5'8"
 
2013-10-07 03:53:18 PM  
But the grass around her landing strip stay short, right?
 
2013-10-07 03:53:40 PM  

dj_spanmaster: It was almost an inch, but the girlfriend made me shave it. It tickled at the wrong times.


This is about beards, not your penis.
 
2013-10-07 03:54:14 PM  
None of your business schlubmitter,  TYVM.
 
2013-10-07 03:54:31 PM  
Shutdown thread!

DRINK!
 
2013-10-07 03:55:11 PM  

Uzzah: dj_spanmaster: It was almost an inch, but the girlfriend made me shave it. It tickled at the wrong times.

This is about beards, not your penis.


Jesus, your penis is hairy enough to shave?
 
2013-10-07 03:56:05 PM  
She is apparently longer than he is.

i.i.cbsi.com
 
2013-10-07 03:59:09 PM  
I guess the ladies can get all 1970s / European during this time.
 
2013-10-07 04:00:51 PM  

Parallax: I guess the ladies can get all 1970s / European during this time.


www.klce.com
 
2013-10-07 04:01:33 PM  
Got a little over a week's growth, but it's nothing to do with the shiatdown.  I'm just lazy.

/at least it grows slow
//in the immortal words of Hatfield & the North, "Shaving Is Boring"
 
2013-10-07 04:03:06 PM  

dj_spanmaster: It was almost an inch, but the girlfriend made me shave it. It tickled at the wrong times.


Shave the "soul patch". That little scruff just below your lip and see if that solves it. I know that solved my girlfriends issue W my beard. Still don't think she likes it but it no longer scratches or tickles at intimate moments and it seems to make her happy that I am grooming specifically for her. Not sure why but it does.
 
2013-10-07 04:16:34 PM  
I haven't shaved since halloween 2012. Heck, I haven't cut my hair since then either. If I didn't play guitar I might have gone the full Howard Hughes and not cut my nails, either.
 
2013-10-07 04:27:22 PM  
Since I'm still working and signed a notice this morning stating that I am essential and won't be getting the free paid vacation I wanted I guess I'll keep shaving.....

/I shaved my balls for this???
 
2013-10-07 04:30:48 PM  
i.perezhilton.com
Growin' it out for the shutdown: Gorilla thick for the #Beliebers
 
2013-10-07 04:34:34 PM  
ZZ Top long.
 
2013-10-07 04:46:55 PM  
Are you growing 17% of a beard, since 83% of the government is running?
 
2013-10-07 04:50:34 PM  

special20: She is apparently longer than he is.

[i.i.cbsi.com image 320x240]


i.huffpost.com

"I've seen Nancy Pelosi's and it's this long .."
 
2013-10-07 04:54:29 PM  
Oh yeah, no drill for the reserves, no shaving!
 
2013-10-07 05:50:03 PM  
I went the opposite route...I shaved myself bald for the furlough.

When I got back to work this morning (DoD, yay), and my branch head asked, I told him I was moulting due to the stress.
 
2013-10-07 06:46:45 PM  
About the same as my full-employment beard.  Not sure what this is supposed to prove.
 
2013-10-07 09:23:08 PM  

Malik Sardonis: I went the opposite route...I shaved myself bald for the furlough.

When I got back to work this morning (DoD, yay), and my branch head asked, I told him I was moulting due to the stress.


Been considering doing something similar - and I've had a ponytail for the last 23 years. Can't decide whether I'd save enough on shampoo to make up for the cost of shavers.

As for the shutdown, my .gov gig is grant-funded but hasn't had work for me in two months due to some broken equipment, so I dunno. All the other governments who're paying for me aren't shut down. So I'm working my ass off.
 
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