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(NPR)   I was on Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and won one of their games, now I need help deciding what to have Carl Kassel record as my outgoing message   (npr.org) divider line 25
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2013-10-07 01:20:29 PM
"I won Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and all I got was this invitation for you to leave a message, so stop waiting and do tell me now."
 
2013-10-07 01:45:37 PM
"Titty Sprinkles"
 
2013-10-07 01:45:56 PM
The lyrics of My Humps
 
2013-10-07 02:06:00 PM
Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-10-07 02:18:59 PM

WelldeadLink: "I won Wait Wait Don't Tell Me and all I got was this invitation for you to leave a message, so stop waiting and do tell me now."


This
 
2013-10-07 02:52:27 PM
Which game? I listen to WWDTM every week.
 
2013-10-07 03:29:44 PM

TwistedIvory: Which game? I listen to WWDTM every week.


It was the Bluff the Listener game with questions relating to Sex in the City.  I had to cheat to win, I Googled the news stories as they were reading them.
 
2013-10-07 03:35:16 PM

suckblat: TwistedIvory: Which game? I listen to WWDTM every week.

It was the Bluff the Listener game with questions relating to Sex in the City.  I had to cheat to win, I Googled the news stories as they were reading them.


but but your profile is a lie! Janesville is not Madison!
 
2013-10-07 03:36:18 PM

urger: The lyrics of My Humps


I don't know if it could be better then the Jeff Tweedy reading Link
 
2013-10-07 03:39:34 PM
Something smug and self-congratulatory?
 
2013-10-07 03:47:34 PM

suckblat: TwistedIvory: Which game? I listen to WWDTM every week.

It was the Bluff the Listener game with questions relating to Sex in the City.  I had to cheat to win, I Googled the news stories as they were reading them.


Lame.

/I'd probably do the same, though
//I'm pretty good on bluff the listener, though
///Fark helps quite a bit
////and I vote having him recite the lyrics to Ring My Bell
 
2013-10-07 04:14:40 PM
Duh. Government shutdown, remember? NPR being the single biggest line item in the federal budget?

By the time this is all over, the only way you're going to get a recording of Carl Kassel is through a seance.
 
2013-10-07 04:27:27 PM

suckblat: TwistedIvory: Which game? I listen to WWDTM every week.

It was the Bluff the Listener game with questions relating to Sex in the City.  I had to cheat to win, I Googled the news stories as they were reading them.


Maybe he's not subby. Maybe subby used Bing.
 
2013-10-07 04:31:30 PM
You've reached suckblat. Suckblat will probably not call you back anytime soon, because he's basking in the fact that he answered some random trivia questions to get me to record his message. As soon as Suckblat feels like it, he'll return your call. And what the fark is a suckblat anyway? Please wait for the tone.
 
2013-10-07 04:34:13 PM

suckblat: TwistedIvory: Which game? I listen to WWDTM every week.

It was the Bluff the Listener game with questions relating to Sex in the City.  I had to cheat to win, I Googled the news stories as they were reading them.


"Suckblat is a cheater and isn't home right now, so leave a message. But don't bother with leaving him your phone number -- he'll just google it anyway."
 
2013-10-07 05:17:13 PM
I cheated to win on Wait Wait Don't Tell me, and I all I got was this lousy recording from Carl Kassel. But seriously; why are you even leaving me a voice message? Join the modern era and send me a text like everyone else. You sound old.
 
2013-10-07 05:51:11 PM
"I won an NPR call-in contest, and all I got was this lousy message."
 
2013-10-07 05:53:43 PM
This is Carl Kassel.  Subby can't come to the phone right now because I'm currently wrist deep in his asshole and he hates it when we stop halfway. Please leave your name and number and  Subby will get right back to you after a nap and some gatorade.
 
2013-10-07 09:18:59 PM
OH GOD THERE'S A FIRE CALL THE POLICE, WHY ARE YOU STILL ON THE PHONE I AM CHOKING TO DEATH ON BLACK SOOT UNTIL THE FLAMES CONSUME ME GOOD GOD WHYYYYYYY leave a message.
 
2013-10-07 11:57:05 PM

suckblat: TwistedIvory: Which game? I listen to WWDTM every week.

It was the Bluff the Listener game with questions relating to Sex in the City.  I had to cheat to win, I Googled the news stories as they were reading them.


Heh. I remember the hearing the audience audibly disagree with your choice when you made it and then the gasps when you were right.
 
2013-10-08 12:11:53 AM

CyberDave: Heh. I remember the hearing the audience audibly disagree with your choice when you made it and then the gasps when you were right.


"I could swear I heard that somewhere."

It's not news, it's fark dot com!
 
2013-10-08 01:04:01 AM

TwistedIvory: CyberDave: Heh. I remember the hearing the audience audibly disagree with your choice when you made it and then the gasps when you were right.

"I could swear I heard that somewhere."

It's not news, it's fark dot com!


I honestly thought about saying that when Peter said "you somehow knew that", but didn't know how it would've gone over with them.
 
2013-10-08 08:13:29 AM

suckblat: TwistedIvory: Which game? I listen to WWDTM every week.

It was the Bluff the Listener game with questions relating to Sex in the City.  I had to cheat to win, I Googled the news stories as they were reading them.


Then it was a hollow victory, without honor.
 
2013-10-08 12:19:12 PM

odinsposse: This is Carl Kassel.  Subby can't come to the phone right now because I'm currently wrist deep in his asshole and he hates it when we stop halfway. Please leave your name and number and  Subby will get right back to you after a nap and some gatorade.


This gets my vote. Let us know what you decide, Subby. Or just post your number here so we all can call it and hear the recording.
 
2013-10-08 03:18:50 PM
"Hello, I won this TERRIFIC prize from Wait, Wait - and you can too!  Just visit FARK.COM before they recycle that material on the NPR show!"
 
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