ArcadianRefugee: Scientists have discovered the 'reset button' to your body clockLife extension, biatches!meaning that a cure for jet lag is just around the corner.Oh.
JohnAnnArbor: "The only side effect is that it flashes "12:00" in your mother-in-law's brain"That's a feature, not a bug.
jjwars1: Yay! Soon we can begin adopting level 1 tech support scripts into healthcare.
Rihlsul: Soonish, I'll travel a few hours off my clock. Hoping this thread might be kind enough to deliver a few "for now, this helps" tips.
MrEricSir: [img94.imageshack.us image 300x300]I discovered the reset button to my body clock years ago at my local drugstore. Works like a charm.
DeathByGeekSquad: MrEricSir: [img94.imageshack.us image 300x300]I discovered the reset button to my body clock years ago at my local drugstore. Works like a charm.Congratulations, you've displayed your limited understanding of the difficulties some individuals face in the realm of sleep and sleep disorders.
gnosis301: So is it one of those buttons that's in a tiny hole that requires a pin to press?
FlyPanAm: [img2.findthebest.com image 298x298]
postnobills: My natural sleep cycle seems to run 25-26 hours so I gradually creep out of phase with clock time as the week progresses, and most of my weekends are dedicated to catching up on missed sleep and getting back to waking up at a civilized hour.A reset button like this could be a godsend.
FrancoFile: Rihlsul: Soonish, I'll travel a few hours off my clock. Hoping this thread might be kind enough to deliver a few "for now, this helps" tips.Going east or west?Going east - try to get on the new schedule in advance.No alcohol.Get a window seat on the plane and conk out right away.When they wake you in the morning, turn on the overhead light and stare at it for 2 minutesDO NOT NAP ON THE FIRST DAYGoing west - just stay up as long as possible on the first day, but no caffeine or alcoholGoing east sucks more, but you're over it in a day. Going west can take a couple of days to get synched up.
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