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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   There's "regular drunk," and there's "Iowa City drunk," which today involves being pulled from a creek while claiming to be "Peggy Hill, from Arlington Texas," and searching for four Girl Scouts you lost   (press-citizen.com ) divider line
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2013-10-07 01:22:06 PM  
4 votes:

thesubliminalman: Did anyone else click on the "Other stories you may like "

" Police: Man stuffed Snickers bar into ex-girlfriend's ..."


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-10-07 02:54:04 PM  
2 votes:
i3.kym-cdn.com
2013-10-07 02:05:18 PM  
2 votes:
Ah what the hell, since this is gonna be a Hank Hill thread anyway.

img.photobucket.com
2013-10-07 01:22:37 PM  
2 votes:
FTFA: "ficers did not locate any Girl Scouts in the area, police say."

So you're saying the girls are still lost out there?
2013-10-07 01:20:40 PM  
2 votes:
Did anyone else click on the "Other stories you may like "

" Police: Man stuffed Snickers bar into ex-girlfriend's ..."
2013-10-07 01:20:07 PM  
2 votes:
headblitz.com
2013-10-07 01:19:34 PM  
2 votes:
Despite the amusing string of pop-culture references for me, it was one word that made the article...


"Siegert, who showed all signs of intoxication..."

Not some mind you, not quite a few, not even most signs of intoxication, but ALL the signs of intoxication.
2013-10-07 01:13:23 PM  
2 votes:
31.media.tumblr.com
2013-10-07 02:47:07 PM  
1 vote:

Gunny Highway: Here is an insane story

http://thedailycricket.net/2008/06/23/bizzare-arrest-on-rt-95/

You are welcome for the green.


Holy crap.  That's like a reading of the Aristocrats tag-teamed by George Carlin and Dennis Leary during their druggie years.
2013-10-07 01:37:06 PM  
1 vote:

Harry Freakstorm: Siegert, who showed all signs of intoxication, said he wanted to help the scouts earn a merit badge, according to police.

That's an achievement badge right there.


Woo Loo Loo. Woo Loo Loo
2013-10-07 01:32:06 PM  
1 vote:
Siegert, who showed all signs of intoxication, said he wanted to help the scouts earn a merit badge, according to police.

That's an achievement badge right there.
2013-10-07 01:27:11 PM  
1 vote:
celebritysmackblog.com

Next, maybe she'll wake up on a roof in Terre Haute, Indiana after get jumped by some guys in Illinois.
2013-10-07 01:23:42 PM  
1 vote:

thesubliminalman: Did anyone else click on the "Other stories you may like "

" Police: Man stuffed Snickers bar into ex-girlfriend's ..."


.... couch cushions?
2013-10-07 01:15:33 PM  
1 vote:

Because People in power are Stupid: exick: Those might be the most disgusting costumes I've ever seen.

Disgusting isn't the right word, disturbing -sure. Just imagine showing up to a costume party and you see a bevy of attractive women wearing these costumes! Luckily, your motto is "always be prepared" -which is why you're wearing your own Scoutmaster costume.

[peacemoonbeam.typepad.com image 402x402]


... or maybe not.


I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts when I was caught eating a Brownie.
2013-10-07 01:14:07 PM  
1 vote:

"Peggy Hill, from Arlington Texas,"


Heh, I wonder if she's related that Peggy Hill from Arlen.

wanderlustamerican.files.wordpress.com
2013-10-07 01:12:53 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA:  who showed all signs of intoxication

He showed ALL signs!?  Holy shiat, that man needs serious help.
2013-10-07 12:38:27 PM  
1 vote:
I'm looking for girlscouts.
jimmiesworld.files.wordpress.com 4.bp.blogspot.comcdn101.iofferphoto.com
 
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