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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   There's "regular drunk," and there's "Iowa City drunk," which today involves being pulled from a creek while claiming to be "Peggy Hill, from Arlington Texas," and searching for four Girl Scouts you lost   (press-citizen.com) divider line 7
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2013-10-07 01:27:26 PM
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Profedius: I read stories such as these and then think back to all the times that I was extremely intoxicated. I wonder what is wrong with these people since I have never forgot who I was, removed my clothes in an inappropriate situation or slept with someone I did not intend to. I am not saying that I did not do my share of crazy things when I was intoxicated, but I was always somewhat aware of what I was doing.


Because people LOVE to use being drunk as an excuse for poor behavior. Everything from being slutty to smashing in car windows to picking random fights.
2013-10-07 03:17:53 PM
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Literally Addicted: robohobo: Profedius: I read stories such as these and then think back to all the times that I was extremely intoxicated. I wonder what is wrong with these people since I have never forgot who I was, removed my clothes in an inappropriate situation or slept with someone I did not intend to. I am not saying that I did not do my share of crazy things when I was intoxicated, but I was always somewhat aware of what I was doing.

Because people LOVE to use being drunk as an excuse for poor behavior. Everything from being slutty to smashing in car windows to picking random fights.

Once upon a time, I would have agreed with robohobo, but I experienced a blackout once and I believe people can do things when they are blacked out drunk that are completely out of character, without it being an "excuse".

Apparently, while I was drunk, I was deemed "functioning" in my friends' eyes.  I lost three hours that I do not remember at all.  Damned fools handed me a knife to cut the birthday cake.  It's frightening to think that I could have done something with that knife and had no memory at all.

Lesson learned: never drink whatever is in the punch bowl.


One blackout? Pffft. Lightweight. Every time I have more than 8-9 drinks, I lose memory of what I did. Everybody says I seem fairly normal, if a bit physically clumsy (I've fallen and hurt myself a couple times). You're not blacked out AT THE TIME. You're just not storing stuff into long-term memory. People have different reactions to extreme intoxication, but generally if you're an asshole, you're just going to be more of an asshole. If you're a non-violent, passive person, that's not going to change when you're knee-walking drunk. I'm an amateur actor, and I'm a RIDICULOUS ham actor when I'm very drunk. It's entertaining up to a point.

/Yes, I know, it's a problem. Tough to go to an AA meeting and tell people that excessive drinking has merely made you fat and somewhat less productive. And not-drinking SUCKS.
2013-10-07 02:05:18 PM
1 votes:
Ah what the hell, since this is gonna be a Hank Hill thread anyway.

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2013-10-07 01:24:00 PM
1 votes:
I read stories such as these and then think back to all the times that I was extremely intoxicated. I wonder what is wrong with these people since I have never forgot who I was, removed my clothes in an inappropriate situation or slept with someone I did not intend to. I am not saying that I did not do my share of crazy things when I was intoxicated, but I was always somewhat aware of what I was doing.
2013-10-07 01:20:40 PM
1 votes:
Did anyone else click on the "Other stories you may like "

" Police: Man stuffed Snickers bar into ex-girlfriend's ..."
2013-10-07 01:16:09 PM
1 votes:
That boy ain't right.
2013-10-07 01:15:33 PM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: exick: Those might be the most disgusting costumes I've ever seen.

Disgusting isn't the right word, disturbing -sure. Just imagine showing up to a costume party and you see a bevy of attractive women wearing these costumes! Luckily, your motto is "always be prepared" -which is why you're wearing your own Scoutmaster costume.

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... or maybe not.


I got kicked out of the Boy Scouts when I was caught eating a Brownie.
 
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