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(Daily Mail)   The best story about Heinrich Himmler's plan to use slave labor to breed giant rabbits to provide fur to keep Nazi pilots warm and comfy in a plan called "Operation Munchkin" you'll read all day   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 81
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2013-10-07 12:44:05 PM  
Mein Furry!
 
2013-10-07 12:47:09 PM  
The Heinrich Himmler's maneuver?
 
2013-10-07 12:47:54 PM  
Sounds kampfy.
 
2013-10-07 12:49:40 PM  
I'd challenge you to come up with a Congressman or Senator that has produced such a detailed plan in recent memory.
 
2013-10-07 12:50:56 PM  
Jesus the Nazis were weird.
 
2013-10-07 12:51:55 PM  
Lapinemoths?
 
2013-10-07 12:54:34 PM  
Hasenpfeffer fur alles!
 
2013-10-07 12:55:31 PM  
Here's Himmler on take-your-kid-to-work day.  At a concentration camp:

upload.wikimedia.org

Little Gudrun is still alive, still thinks Daddy was a great guy.
 
2013-10-07 12:56:09 PM  
Subby likes plan.
 
2013-10-07 12:57:05 PM  
Jesus the Nazis were weird.


Yes, but very snappy dressers!
 
2013-10-07 12:58:53 PM  
Likely story. We all know they was trying to unleash the Night of the Lepus on us.
 
2013-10-07 01:01:01 PM  
The Final Solution, Modification 1A.
 
2013-10-07 01:01:31 PM  
Nazis...I hate those guys.
 
2013-10-07 01:02:59 PM  
www.metamodernism.com

King Arthur learned his lesson! Nazis wouldn't have stood a chance!
 
2013-10-07 01:05:40 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Here's Himmler on take-your-kid-to-work day.  At a concentration camp:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 462x345]

Little Gudrun is still alive, still thinks Daddy was a great guy.


Well, you do have to admit he was a better father than Goebbels
 
2013-10-07 01:06:05 PM  
So that's where those giant Belgian rabbits come from. I wondered. I thought maybe they were cross-breeding them with Belgian horses in an attempt to create ponies.
 
2013-10-07 01:06:49 PM  

mark12A: Jesus the Nazis were weird.


Yes, but very snappy dressers!


Having Hugo Boss design your clothes will do that for you
 
2013-10-07 01:07:48 PM  
Himmler was also a member of the Lollipop Guild.
 
2013-10-07 01:08:29 PM  
Magorn: mark12A: Jesus the Nazis were weird.


Yes, but very snappy dressers!

Having Hugo Boss design your clothes will do that for you


Well they did have FABULOUS uniforms
 
2013-10-07 01:09:43 PM  

Magorn: JohnAnnArbor: Here's Himmler on take-your-kid-to-work day.  At a concentration camp:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 462x345]

Little Gudrun is still alive, still thinks Daddy was a great guy.

Well, you do have to admit he was a better father than Goebbels


Arguably true.
 
2013-10-07 01:15:40 PM  
You know who ELSE was deeply obsessed with clothing made from angora fur?
2.bp.blogspot.com:
 
2013-10-07 01:24:18 PM  

WelldeadLink: Subby likes plan.


And prepositions.
 
2013-10-07 01:25:31 PM  
I read a book on the SS and learned, contrary to my previous understanding, that the camps weren't just for killing people, but actually a corporate business enterprise run by Heinrich "Not such a bad guy, once you get to know him" Himmler.  It was part of an economic free-for-all that the Nazi leadership had going, with everybody try to one up the other guy, and thus,  accruing more power.  They competed for raw materials and manpower to the detriment of the overall war effort.  It was explained that Hitler had a hands off management style, concerning the economic side of things, giving vague orders on what was to be done, because he was too busy meddling on the military side.  Thus, when Hitler realized that the economy was a complete mess, he appointed Speer to straighten things out and gave him the power to do it.  Speer, then "rationalized" the economy, and economic production soared, even though German industry was under nearly constant bombardment by the Allies. Speer wasn't an economic genius, he just wasn't completely insane, like the other guys.  It's kind of frightening to imagine what could have happened if the German economy had been in the hands of somebody, who wasn't a complete lunatic, right from the start of the war.  How many more years would it have taken to defeat them.  Of course, we would have used atomic weapons on them, so maybe, not that much longer.
 
2013-10-07 01:29:19 PM  
"Ehhhh, What's up Doc Mengele?"

www.wisconsinhistory.org
 
2013-10-07 01:31:08 PM  

mark12A: Jesus the Nazis were weird.


Yes, but very snappy dressers!


Hugo Boss designed their uniforms.
 
2013-10-07 01:37:32 PM  

Magorn: You know who ELSE was deeply obsessed with clothing made from angora fur?
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 850x1070]:


And he actually fought the Nazis.
 
2013-10-07 01:40:40 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Here's Himmler on take-your-kid-to-work day.  At a concentration camp:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 462x345]

Little Gudrun is still alive, still thinks Daddy was a great guy.


From what I read, old Heinrich, only visited a concentration camp once.  On that occasion, they were to execute somebody, maybe in honor of his visit, with a pistol shot to the back of the head.  The execution proceeded and some of the guy's brains landed on Himmler's boot.  Per the book, this upset Himmler so badly, that he had to be carried from the scene.  I had always thought of Himmler as some kind of a sadist, but, it turns out that he was just a pencil-pusher, who was more than happy to order the death of millions, just as long as he didn't have to see any of the nastiness.
 
2013-10-07 01:40:44 PM  

This text is now purple: Jesus the Nazis were weird.


That's the kind of thing that happened in WWII. Every. Last. Resource. a nation could bring to bear was directed at the war effort.
 
2013-10-07 01:44:04 PM  

zimbomba63:  just as long as he didn't have to see any of the nastiness.


And that is why god* invented drones.

*a subsidiary of BAE
 
2013-10-07 01:49:02 PM  

zimbomba63: JohnAnnArbor: Here's Himmler on take-your-kid-to-work day.  At a concentration camp:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 462x345]

Little Gudrun is still alive, still thinks Daddy was a great guy.

From what I read, old Heinrich, only visited a concentration camp once.  On that occasion, they were to execute somebody, maybe in honor of his visit, with a pistol shot to the back of the head.  The execution proceeded and some of the guy's brains landed on Himmler's boot.  Per the book, this upset Himmler so badly, that he had to be carried from the scene.  I had always thought of Himmler as some kind of a sadist, but, it turns out that he was just a pencil-pusher, who was more than happy to order the death of millions, just as long as he didn't have to see any of the nastiness.


A cursory 10 second scroll through Wikipedia indicates that you are probably incorrect.
 
2013-10-07 01:52:13 PM  
And then this happened

forgottenflix.com
 
2013-10-07 01:53:16 PM  
It's good to know they treated their rabbits humanely while slaughtering millions of innocents.
 I have no problem with executing every last member of the Nazi party, past, present, or future.

Set an example for Al Queda, and tell them they are next.

Or keep farking that chicken and see how that goes.
 
2013-10-07 01:53:50 PM  
I just made this....

i.chzbgr.com
 
2013-10-07 01:54:27 PM  
Can you image being an SS officer, captured by the Allies, and under interrogation, you admit that you were the commander of the Rabbit Fur Regiment.  They would have probably taken you out to be shot, just for jerking them around.  "No, really, guys, that's I did.  I was in charge of the..."  BANG!
 
2013-10-07 01:56:18 PM  
For a newspaper which loves Britain, it sure as hell has an obsession about the Nazis.
 
2013-10-07 02:01:18 PM  
I read a better story about this earlier.
 
2013-10-07 02:06:25 PM  

drxym: For a newspaper which loves Britain, it sure as hell has an obsession about the Nazis.


The Nazis had the last asses the british empire could legitimately claimed to have kicked.  It's all been downhill glory-wise for Britannia  since then.  And I'm pretty sure the Daily Mail's target audience is rather  similar to fox news': elderly pensioners dreaming of glory days long gone (if they ever really  existed)
 
2013-10-07 02:12:24 PM  
what, no "Night of the Lepus" references?

/fark, i am disappoint
//one of the greatest campy cult movies ever!!!
 
2013-10-07 02:15:53 PM  

stir22: what, no "Night of the Lepus" references?

/fark, i am disappoint
//one of the greatest campy cult movies ever!!!


You know how I know that you didn't read the thread?
 
2013-10-07 02:16:01 PM  
You know who else liked... oh wait...

Sieg Heil, Doc!
 
2013-10-07 02:18:22 PM  
I read that Himmler was going to market the adorable little fur-lined socks under the trade name Little Eichmanns.
 
2013-10-07 02:18:40 PM  

Magorn: The Nazis had the last asses the british empire could legitimately claimed to have kicked.


O RLY?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-10-07 02:20:28 PM  

LandOfChocolate: zimbomba63: JohnAnnArbor: Here's Himmler on take-your-kid-to-work day.  At a concentration camp:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 462x345]

Little Gudrun is still alive, still thinks Daddy was a great guy.

From what I read, old Heinrich, only visited a concentration camp once.  On that occasion, they were to execute somebody, maybe in honor of his visit, with a pistol shot to the back of the head.  The execution proceeded and some of the guy's brains landed on Himmler's boot.  Per the book, this upset Himmler so badly, that he had to be carried from the scene.  I had always thought of Himmler as some kind of a sadist, but, it turns out that he was just a pencil-pusher, who was more than happy to order the death of millions, just as long as he didn't have to see any of the nastiness.

A cursory 10 second scroll through Wikipedia indicates that you are probably incorrect.


LandOfChocolate: zimbomba63: JohnAnnArbor: Here's Himmler on take-your-kid-to-work day.  At a concentration camp:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 462x345]

Little Gudrun is still alive, still thinks Daddy was a great guy.

From what I read, old Heinrich, only visited a concentration camp once.  On that occasion, they were to execute somebody, maybe in honor of his visit, with a pistol shot to the back of the head.  The execution proceeded and some of the guy's brains landed on Himmler's boot.  Per the book, this upset Himmler so badly, that he had to be carried from the scene.  I had always thought of Himmler as some kind of a sadist, but, it turns out that he was just a pencil-pusher, who was more than happy to order the death of millions, just as long as he didn't have to see any of the nastiness.

A cursory 10 second scroll through Wikipedia indicates that you are probably incorrect.


OK, I remembered the order of events incorrectly.  He witnessed the shooting at Minsk and was physically ill (from what I read, it was the brains on the boot, that did him in), and he visited Sobibor for a gassing.  But, I believe that was his only visit to a camp.  I'm not going to rely on a psychological evaluation of Himmler, by someone like Heydrich.  Who was he, Mr. Nice!  From what I've read, Heydrich considered the Nazi hierarchy to be a bunch of morons and the only one who was worthy of wielding absolute power, was, of course, Heydrich.  Further, Himmler never felt totally secure in his position and feared that Heydrich was after his job, so when Heydrich was assassinated, he wasn't all that broken up about it.  Of course, he ordered the usual massacres, but, that was to show the slaves that this type of behavior was frowned upon.
 
2013-10-07 02:25:08 PM  
Btw, here's the lovely Nazi Bunny book for that special someone in your life....
 
2013-10-07 02:29:27 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Magorn: The Nazis had the last asses the british empire could legitimately claimed to have kicked.

O RLY?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x294]


Yeah, but they had to cheat and use performance-degrading computer codes (obtained under threat of nuclear extortion from the french) on the Argentine Exocet missiles, so the World War Anti-Doping Agency has retoractively stripped them of that win.
 
2013-10-07 02:36:28 PM  
choosethebluepillblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-10-07 02:37:17 PM  

Magorn: JohnAnnArbor: Magorn: The Nazis had the last asses the british empire could legitimately claimed to have kicked.

O RLY?
[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x294]

Yeah, but they had to cheat and use performance-degrading computer codes (obtained under threat of nuclear extortion from the french) on the Argentine Exocet missiles, so the World War Anti-Doping Agency has retoractively stripped them of that win.


They had a code clearance.  It was an older code, but it checked out.
 
2013-10-07 02:39:33 PM  
Jew season!

RABBIT SEASON!

JEW SEASON!

RABBIT SEASON!
 
2013-10-07 02:51:10 PM  

dryknife: I read a better story about this earlier.


They turned it into a screenplay.

Giant rabbits. From Himmler to James Stewart. Is there anything they can't do?
 
2013-10-07 02:54:20 PM  
www.worldofmunchkin.com

Does this mean I can loot the room?
 
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