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(Fox News)   State prosecutors have decided that they think it might possibly be a good idea to arrest the Boston Marathon bomber   (foxnews.com) divider line 15
    More: Followup, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Boston Marathon, Tsarnaev, Massachusetts, federal public defender, arrest warrants  
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2013-10-07 12:27:10 PM  
3 votes:

cryinoutloud: Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.


I think we've discovered Jann Wenner's Fark handle.
2013-10-07 12:18:09 PM  
2 votes:
The attorney general is running for Governor, and really really wants a piece of this kid.

You see, she's the shiatheel who managed to lose a Senate Election in Massachusetts to a Republican. How? By leaving the country during the campaign, spelling Massachusetts wrong, and insulting Fenway park.

She literally lost Ted Kennedy's Seat to a reactionary nude model, and now she thinks she has a shot- so she's grandstanding on this.

She sucks.
2013-10-07 12:13:27 PM  
2 votes:
I thought his mom said he was innocent, I believed her.
2013-10-07 02:03:25 PM  
1 votes:

what_now: The attorney general is running for Governor, and really really wants a piece of this kid.

You see, she's the shiatheel who managed to lose a Senate Election in Massachusetts to a Republican. How? By leaving the country during the campaign, spelling Massachusetts wrong, and insulting Fenway park.

She literally lost Ted Kennedy's Seat to a reactionary nude model, and now she thinks she has a shot- so she's grandstanding on this.

She sucks.


I forgot all about her scoffing at the notion that she'd stand outside Fenway in the rain shaking hands. She really does suck.

/I was on the toilet when I read your post, and the laughter made me cut off a little early. I blame you for ruining a perfectly good shiat
2013-10-07 01:34:21 PM  
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: cryinoutloud: Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.

Or have him stand in front of a claymore so he can learn what it feels like to have his lags blown off.


Lag fragging is lower than low. It's worse than a type kill.
2013-10-07 12:47:10 PM  
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.


Or have him stand in front of a claymore so he can learn what it feels like to have his lags blown off.
2013-10-07 12:46:11 PM  
1 votes:
Chief Wiggum's work is never done.
2013-10-07 12:43:18 PM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: The real terrorist was his older brother. The prosecution is just looking for a scapegoat, because they've already killed the actual perpetrator of the violence.


Actually, this guy driving over his older brother was a bit of a factor in his death.
2013-10-07 12:40:41 PM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm seeing this going over as he was manipulated by his brother who never really fit in well in the United States. If you look at his various pictures around the web,  Dzhokhar looks happy and well-adjusted. He moved to the U.S. as a small child and integrated well.

Forced into the act by his crazed brother, Dzhokhar had no option but to go along with the plan.

The real terrorist was his older brother. The prosecution is just looking for a scapegoat, because they've already killed the actual perpetrator of the violence.

Time served and 10 years probation with mandatory semi-monthly visits for mental evaluation.


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2013-10-07 12:31:02 PM  
1 votes:
Will he be sentenced to appear on the covers of progressively worse periodicals, ending with either the International Journal of Infectious Disease or *gasp* Lucky Magazine: The Magazine About Shopping?
2013-10-07 12:22:58 PM  
1 votes:
Wanna see my picture on the cover
Wanna buy five copies for my mother 
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of the Rolling Stone
2013-10-07 12:21:46 PM  
1 votes:

mark_bert: So is this something along the lines of, "if he somehow gets off on the federal charges, the state can follow up and still get him" or is it, "he'll get life with no parole or even the death penalty on the federal charges but we have a DA who needs to do some grandstanding to get reelected so we're going to piss away a bunch of money prosecuting him a second time."?


Why can't it be both? (it's both).
2013-10-07 12:18:20 PM  
1 votes:
I'm seeing this going over as he was manipulated by his brother who never really fit in well in the United States. If you look at his various pictures around the web,  Dzhokhar looks happy and well-adjusted. He moved to the U.S. as a small child and integrated well.

Forced into the act by his crazed brother, Dzhokhar had no option but to go along with the plan.

The real terrorist was his older brother. The prosecution is just looking for a scapegoat, because they've already killed the actual perpetrator of the violence.

Time served and 10 years probation with mandatory semi-monthly visits for mental evaluation.
2013-10-07 11:01:50 AM  
1 votes:
Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.
2013-10-07 10:53:16 AM  
1 votes:
Drag his ass into court.
Wheel him in on a hand truck with a faking hockey mask on.
I don't care.
The people deserve a fair and speedy trial, followed by a minimal cost to the taxpayer until such time as he is justifiably executed like the mad dog that he is.

Fark him.
 
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