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(Fox News)   State prosecutors have decided that they think it might possibly be a good idea to arrest the Boston Marathon bomber   (foxnews.com) divider line 42
    More: Followup, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, Boston Marathon, Tsarnaev, Massachusetts, federal public defender, arrest warrants  
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2013-10-07 10:53:16 AM
Drag his ass into court.
Wheel him in on a hand truck with a faking hockey mask on.
I don't care.
The people deserve a fair and speedy trial, followed by a minimal cost to the taxpayer until such time as he is justifiably executed like the mad dog that he is.

Fark him.
 
2013-10-07 11:01:50 AM
Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.
 
2013-10-07 11:26:19 AM
The state can have him when the Feds are done with him.
 
2013-10-07 12:10:53 PM

Ambivalence: The state can have him when the Feds are done with him.


I figured it would be something like that, but it's still kinda weird that they have to issue another warrant.
 
2013-10-07 12:13:27 PM
I thought his mom said he was innocent, I believed her.
 
2013-10-07 12:14:46 PM
For farks sake, please do not give this shiatbag any form of a legal loophole.
 
2013-10-07 12:15:39 PM
The Feds are gonna kill him anyway. Let the state have at it if for some reason they screw that up. Besides, IIRC Mass doesn't have the death penalty which is exactly what this a-hole deserves.
 
2013-10-07 12:17:41 PM
So is this something along the lines of, "if he somehow gets off on the federal charges, the state can follow up and still get him" or is it, "he'll get life with no parole or even the death penalty on the federal charges but we have a DA who needs to do some grandstanding to get reelected so we're going to piss away a bunch of money prosecuting him a second time."?
 
2013-10-07 12:18:09 PM
The attorney general is running for Governor, and really really wants a piece of this kid.

You see, she's the shiatheel who managed to lose a Senate Election in Massachusetts to a Republican. How? By leaving the country during the campaign, spelling Massachusetts wrong, and insulting Fenway park.

She literally lost Ted Kennedy's Seat to a reactionary nude model, and now she thinks she has a shot- so she's grandstanding on this.

She sucks.
 
2013-10-07 12:18:20 PM
I'm seeing this going over as he was manipulated by his brother who never really fit in well in the United States. If you look at his various pictures around the web,  Dzhokhar looks happy and well-adjusted. He moved to the U.S. as a small child and integrated well.

Forced into the act by his crazed brother, Dzhokhar had no option but to go along with the plan.

The real terrorist was his older brother. The prosecution is just looking for a scapegoat, because they've already killed the actual perpetrator of the violence.

Time served and 10 years probation with mandatory semi-monthly visits for mental evaluation.
 
2013-10-07 12:18:20 PM

Arkanaut: I figured it would be something like that, but it's still kinda weird that they have to issue another warrant.


It's as if the State and Federal Goverments were two different entities with two different legal systems or something.
 
2013-10-07 12:18:38 PM

Ambivalence: The state can have him when the Feds are done with him.


After the several thousand year prison sentence the feds will slap him with he probably won't be fit to stand trial for the state charges.
 
2013-10-07 12:19:35 PM

mark_bert: So is this something along the lines of, "if he somehow gets off on the federal charges, the state can follow up and still get him" or is it, "he'll get life with no parole or even the death penalty on the federal charges but we have a DA who needs to do some grandstanding to get reelected so we're going to piss away a bunch of money prosecuting him a second time."?


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2013-10-07 12:20:31 PM
DIBS!!!
 
2013-10-07 12:21:00 PM
He'll get three consecutive, billion-year sentences in federal court, then they'll try him in state court and sentence him to FOUR consecutive, billion-year sentences, to be served after he dies in SuperMax 60 years from now. It's all grandstanding at this point. The worst thing would be to give him the death penalty, leading to decades of expense and further publicity. You know what leads to mass homicides more than anything else? Publicity about mass homicides. Soft-brained, depressed narcissists see that notoriety and want it for themselves.
 
2013-10-07 12:21:46 PM

mark_bert: So is this something along the lines of, "if he somehow gets off on the federal charges, the state can follow up and still get him" or is it, "he'll get life with no parole or even the death penalty on the federal charges but we have a DA who needs to do some grandstanding to get reelected so we're going to piss away a bunch of money prosecuting him a second time."?


Why can't it be both? (it's both).
 
2013-10-07 12:22:00 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: Forced into the act by his crazed brother, Dzhokhar had no option but to go along with the plan.


Well, no.

He could have decided not to drop a bomb in a crowd. That was an option.

Sure, big brother was a loser who couldn't fit in and decided to blame society for his failings, convinced his little brother to go along, but the guy killed four people and maimed dozens more. He doesn't get a pass.
 
2013-10-07 12:22:16 PM
Are the Federal workers guarding this guy currently getting paid?
 
2013-10-07 12:22:52 PM

what_now: AverageAmericanGuy: Forced into the act by his crazed brother, Dzhokhar had no option but to go along with the plan.

Well, no.

He could have decided not to drop a bomb in a crowd. That was an option.

Sure, big brother was a loser who couldn't fit in and decided to blame society for his failings, convinced his little brother to go along, but the guy killed four people and maimed dozens more. He doesn't get a pass.


We'll see.
 
2013-10-07 12:22:58 PM
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Wanna buy five copies for my mother 
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2013-10-07 12:23:49 PM

Target Builder: Ambivalence: The state can have him when the Feds are done with him.

After the several thousand year prison sentence the feds will slap him with he probably won't be fit to stand trial for the state charges.


Meh.
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It's been done before.
 
2013-10-07 12:25:12 PM

Bruce Campbell: Arkanaut: I figured it would be something like that, but it's still kinda weird that they have to issue another warrant.

It's as if the State and Federal Goverments were two different entities with two different legal systems or something.


It's a bit more technical than that. The state had already issued an arrest warrant, but this one is based on a new indictment in June. Nothing more than sewing up the legal niceties, keeping everything constitutionally kosher.
 
2013-10-07 12:27:09 PM
Just legal proceedings, not really newsworthy.
 
2013-10-07 12:27:10 PM

cryinoutloud: Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.


I think we've discovered Jann Wenner's Fark handle.
 
2013-10-07 12:31:02 PM
Will he be sentenced to appear on the covers of progressively worse periodicals, ending with either the International Journal of Infectious Disease or *gasp* Lucky Magazine: The Magazine About Shopping?
 
2013-10-07 12:40:41 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm seeing this going over as he was manipulated by his brother who never really fit in well in the United States. If you look at his various pictures around the web,  Dzhokhar looks happy and well-adjusted. He moved to the U.S. as a small child and integrated well.

Forced into the act by his crazed brother, Dzhokhar had no option but to go along with the plan.

The real terrorist was his older brother. The prosecution is just looking for a scapegoat, because they've already killed the actual perpetrator of the violence.

Time served and 10 years probation with mandatory semi-monthly visits for mental evaluation.


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2013-10-07 12:43:18 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: The real terrorist was his older brother. The prosecution is just looking for a scapegoat, because they've already killed the actual perpetrator of the violence.


Actually, this guy driving over his older brother was a bit of a factor in his death.
 
2013-10-07 12:46:11 PM
Chief Wiggum's work is never done.
 
2013-10-07 12:47:10 PM

cryinoutloud: Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.


Or have him stand in front of a claymore so he can learn what it feels like to have his lags blown off.
 
2013-10-07 12:47:46 PM

Evil Mackerel: cryinoutloud: Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.

Or have him stand in front of a claymore so he can learn what it feels like to have his legs blown off.


FTFM
 
2013-10-07 12:49:34 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: what_now: AverageAmericanGuy: Forced into the act by his crazed brother, Dzhokhar had no option but to go along with the plan.

Well, no.

He could have decided not to drop a bomb in a crowd. That was an option.

Sure, big brother was a loser who couldn't fit in and decided to blame society for his failings, convinced his little brother to go along, but the guy killed four people and maimed dozens more. He doesn't get a pass.

We'll see.


not really an argument.  duress (or forcing someone to do something) is not a defense for murder.  So, even if his brother put a gun to his head, that does raise a defense for murder.
 
2013-10-07 01:34:21 PM

Evil Mackerel: cryinoutloud: Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth. Plus he's like, HOT.

Time served, five years probation. And the state had better pay for the plastic surgery he's going to need for his injuries. I hope his looks weren't affected. Damn shame, that.

Or have him stand in front of a claymore so he can learn what it feels like to have his lags blown off.


Lag fragging is lower than low. It's worse than a type kill.
 
2013-10-07 01:39:03 PM
He deserves to be in prison for life. I agree with those who say he was in thrall to his older brother. Unfortunately, once you pass 18 years old it is incumbent upon the individual to NOT allow yourself to be co-opted by your even more evil older brother.

As for the state prosecution, I'd say skip it. Money-wasting grandstanding. I understand the emotional issues and all that shiat. I'd say, sure, prosecute him at the state level as well... IF I didn't know that it would cost tens of millions of dollars and tie up legal resources that are already quite tight so I'm going to say they ought to skip it. They have this bomber - were it my state I'd much prefer spending those tens of millions making sure the next guy doesn't happen... not on some photo-op show trial of a guy who will never see the light of day again.
 
2013-10-07 01:56:33 PM

mbillips: It's a bit more technical than that.


No.  It isn't.  I was replying to this:

Arkanaut: Ambivalence: The state can have him when the Feds are done with him.

I figured it would be something like that, but it's still kinda weird that they have to issue another warrant.


In which case it is no more technical than what I said.  Filing of ADDITIONAL charges are irrelevant to this statement.
 
2013-10-07 02:03:25 PM

what_now: The attorney general is running for Governor, and really really wants a piece of this kid.

You see, she's the shiatheel who managed to lose a Senate Election in Massachusetts to a Republican. How? By leaving the country during the campaign, spelling Massachusetts wrong, and insulting Fenway park.

She literally lost Ted Kennedy's Seat to a reactionary nude model, and now she thinks she has a shot- so she's grandstanding on this.

She sucks.


I forgot all about her scoffing at the notion that she'd stand outside Fenway in the rain shaking hands. She really does suck.

/I was on the toilet when I read your post, and the laughter made me cut off a little early. I blame you for ruining a perfectly good shiat
 
2013-10-07 02:10:26 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm seeing this going over as he was manipulated by his brother who never really fit in well in the United States. If you look at his various pictures around the web,  Dzhokhar looks happy and well-adjusted. He moved to the U.S. as a small child and integrated well.

Forced into the act by his crazed brother, Dzhokhar had no option but to go along with the plan.

The real terrorist was his older brother. The prosecution is just looking for a scapegoat, because they've already killed the actual perpetrator of the violence.

Time served and 10 years probation with mandatory semi-monthly visits for mental evaluation.


Plus 10% of the royalties from his Lifetime movie
 
2013-10-07 02:15:15 PM

cryinoutloud: Who? Oh that guy. Didn't he only kill, like, three people? That's not even a mass shooting's worth.


I realize that you're joking or trolling or something, but even so:

He didn't just kill N people.  He also committed attempted murder against X-N people (where X represents the number of people he might have expected to die), used a weapon of mass destruction, committed an act of terror, possibly a hate crime, and I don't even know what else.  I'm sure simply building and transporting a bomb are crimes in and of themselves.

I would expect this guy to end up in jail for a very long time.
 
2013-10-07 03:48:06 PM

what_now: The attorney general is running for Governor, and really really wants a piece of this kid.

You see, she's the shiatheel who managed to lose a Senate Election in Massachusetts to a Republican. How? By leaving the country during the campaign, spelling Massachusetts wrong, and insulting Fenway park.

She literally lost Ted Kennedy's Seat to a reactionary nude model, and now she thinks she has a shot- so she's grandstanding on this.

She sucks.


I just wanted to say thank you for not mentioning her by name.
 
2013-10-07 04:37:42 PM

what_now: She literally lost Ted Kennedy's Seat to a reactionary nude model


With all due respect, it's not Ted Kennedy's seat, it's not the Democrats' seat.  It's the people of Massachusetts' seat.
 
2013-10-07 10:34:29 PM
You had 90 days, too late.
 
2013-10-08 07:12:00 AM

ciberido: He didn't just kill N people. He also committed attempted murder against X-N people (where X represents the number of people he might have expected to die), used a weapon of mass destruction, committed an act of terror, possibly a hate crime, and I don't even know what else. I'm sure simply building and transporting a bomb are crimes in and of themselves.


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I don't think you can really classify small scale anti-personell device(s) as a weapon of mass destruction.
 
2013-10-08 11:15:37 PM

Pinko_Commie: ciberido: He didn't just kill N people. He also committed attempted murder against X-N people (where X represents the number of people he might have expected to die), used a weapon of mass destruction, committed an act of terror, possibly a hate crime, and I don't even know what else. I'm sure simply building and transporting a bomb are crimes in and of themselves.

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I don't think you can really classify small scale anti-personell device(s) as a weapon of mass destruction.


Why the Boston Marathon bombs are considered 'weapons of mass destruction'
 
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