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(Sun Journal (Maine))   It's 10 feet to get off the neighbor's lawn, I got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and I'm wasted....Hit it   ( divider line
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2013-10-07 01:18:03 PM  
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How long do you spin the tires before they catch on fire and melt your car?  You would think much before that happens, it would occur to you that it's not working and try a new strategy.
2013-10-07 12:50:35 PM  
1 vote:
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Really? I'm the first?
2013-10-07 12:39:50 PM  
1 vote:
Was a Kia, so nothing of value was lost.
2013-10-07 12:21:56 PM  
1 vote:
Man, that car payment is gonna be a really bummer for the next couple of years
2013-10-07 12:18:10 PM  
1 vote:

Willigar was given an Intoxilyzer test at Penobscot County Jail and her blood alcohol exceeded the state's legal limit to drive, the Hampden officer said.

That's Intoxilyzer! Ask for it by name wherever blood alcohol content measuring equipment is sold!
2013-10-07 11:01:51 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, that was a hell of a burnout, she really smoked it.
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