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(Sun Journal (Maine))   It's 10 feet to get off the neighbor's lawn, I got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and I'm wasted....Hit it   (sunjournal.com) divider line 24
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2013-10-07 11:01:51 AM
Wow, that was a hell of a burnout, she really smoked it.
 
2013-10-07 11:10:30 AM
Now that is drunk, in fact since there was little property damage and no injuries, I think that qualifies for drunk driver of the year.
 
2013-10-07 12:18:10 PM

Willigar was given an Intoxilyzer test at Penobscot County Jail and her blood alcohol exceeded the state's legal limit to drive, the Hampden officer said.


That's Intoxilyzer! Ask for it by name wherever blood alcohol content measuring equipment is sold!
 
2013-10-07 12:19:13 PM
They should take her car away...oh wait.
 
2013-10-07 12:20:35 PM
You traded the Bluesmobile for THIS?!?!?
 
2013-10-07 12:20:56 PM

Barbara Willigar, 44, was driving a recently purchased 2011 Kia SUV that still had the paper registration plates, said Eyles, who gave her a field sobriety test. She was arrested and charged with operating under the influence
buying a used Kia.
 
2013-10-07 12:21:40 PM
Not really sure how a drunk chick setting her car on fire relates to The Blues Brothers. Am I missing something?
 
2013-10-07 12:21:56 PM
Man, that car payment is gonna be a really bummer for the next couple of years
 
2013-10-07 12:22:23 PM
you spin me right round baby right round
 
2013-10-07 12:23:13 PM
I want to know a number, dammit!  What was her BAC?  That's gotta be up in the .4's
 
2013-10-07 12:24:12 PM
If only she had paid for the all wheel drive for a few grand more, she might have gotten away a little further and done something even more hilarious and stupid.
 
2013-10-07 12:36:59 PM
Hermon woman, must be a new species.
 
2013-10-07 12:38:28 PM

special20: If only she had paid for the all wheel drive for a few grand more, she might have gotten away a little further and done something even more hilarious and stupid.


But then she wouldn't have been able to afford the booze.
 
2013-10-07 12:39:50 PM
Was a Kia, so nothing of value was lost.
 
2013-10-07 12:50:35 PM
i.imgur.com

Really? I'm the first?
 
2013-10-07 12:52:11 PM
Sounds like my kind of gal!

/slicks back hair
//shines shoes on back of pants leg
 
2013-10-07 01:18:03 PM
How long do you spin the tires before they catch on fire and melt your car?  You would think much before that happens, it would occur to you that it's not working and try a new strategy.
 
2013-10-07 01:27:16 PM
Offmymeds and I have similar tastes

(or lack of, if you wanted to get cheeky)
 
2013-10-07 02:20:12 PM

ShobuZukuri: [i.imgur.com image 750x600]

Really? I'm the first?


You know that's from a porno series about women getting stuck in the woods...

/not sure how I know that
//not admitting to anything
///fap fap fap
 
2013-10-07 03:26:40 PM

dentalhilljack: You traded the Bluesmobile for THIS?!?!?


Fix the light-


Never mind. Just keep your foot on the gas for a liiiiiittle longerrrrr- there we go!


It was probably the cats caught some underbrush on fire. Those suckers get HOT when there is no author under the car to cool them.
 
2013-10-07 04:33:15 PM
So car is dead, insurance pays for it and sky rockets.

Who is going to tell her the SUV had a 4 wheel drive mode?
 
2013-10-07 05:28:36 PM

JeffMD: So car is dead, insurance pays for it and sky rockets.

Who is going to tell her the SUV had a 4 wheel drive mode?


Nope.  They are either 2wd or AWD, so it does not have a 4wd mode.
 
2013-10-07 06:24:08 PM

ShobuZukuri: [i.imgur.com image 750x600]

Really? I'm the first?


Exactly! C'mon guys, this was a woman. She could have done this sober.
 
2013-10-08 09:02:56 AM
Intoxilyzer - if they're not drunk when you bring'em in, we'll give them some tequila!
 
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