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(Daily Mail)   "Hi I am a nice guy just looking for a one night stand or casual sex, I am a social drinker and also a mass murderer. If interested would you please visit me in prison?"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 9
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2013-10-07 11:15:03 AM
9 votes:
cdn.meme.li
2013-10-07 11:11:36 AM
3 votes:
Maybe we can catch a movie.
2013-10-07 11:20:04 AM
2 votes:
What is it with women wanting to married imprisoned psychos?

dilbert.com
2013-10-07 11:12:23 AM
2 votes:

brewswane: To a man it sure seems strange but there will be women responding


"He has such a sweet face, and I just know that only I can reach his inner goodness and save him!"
2013-10-07 02:33:14 PM
1 votes:
He also states his penis size as 'short/average'.

There is no short slash average. Your penis is small.

I shudder to think of when and how a man, any man, commits to the Internet the size of his penis, especially in so much as that penis is small.

But for the record I suppose, my penis is large, very, very large, I'm certain of it - a penis of stature and grace. Why, when the Internet looks back at your deeds, be they good or evil, and judges you based on the perceived size of your penis, let your voice be LARGE! MY PENIS IS LARGE. Yes, my penis is large, but I am small for having measured it and considered its size in relationship to a world full of penises, Chinese penises, black penises, and vaginas - vaginas that may never know my comparatively BIG PENIS. Why, they should just call me Big Penis - Big Penis Who Never Killed Anyone, never had to take out a personal ad to tell anyone of the size of his penis, and yet just walked quietly with his big penis; who spoke softly and carried an enormously long rod.

Yes, we must ultimately pity the mass murderer and his small, so very small penis.
2013-10-07 12:24:05 PM
1 votes:

Boojum2k: brimed03: They really should have blurred the three users listed in "friends" at the bottom. I think these sites aren't like Facebook; you can add anyone to your friend list without their approval. Any of those users still active are gonna catch so much shiat-- especially the one showing her face.

They're probably spambots, are there any real women on those sites?


On the internet, all the men are 12 year old kids, all the women are overweight men, and all the 12 year old kids are cops.
2013-10-07 11:25:29 AM
1 votes:
i.huffpost.com
2013-10-07 11:23:01 AM
1 votes:
I'm not talking 'bout moving in and I don't want to change your life.

But there's a warm wind blowing. the stars are out and I'd really love to see you tonight.
2013-10-07 11:13:45 AM
1 votes:
I, for one, am glad that this hard hitting journalistic piece went to great lengths in order to make sure that we understood the individuals penis size.
 
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