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(Westword)   If you want to shoot arrows for target practice without SWAT team involvement, go to a range. Note: your hotel room is not a range   (blogs.westword.com) divider line 33
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2013-10-07 09:58:01 AM
Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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2013-10-07 10:34:41 AM
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2013-10-07 10:51:36 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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Not if you're practicing hitting moving targets, it's not.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 10:55:58 AM
Thankfully they provided this handy picture of what a bow and arrow might look like.

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2013-10-07 11:49:31 AM
"proving there is still a use for print media"

Lol +1 to the editor who let that slide. Or slipped it in.
 
2013-10-07 11:50:07 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...


More of this sort if thing, please.
 
2013-10-07 11:50:32 AM

Pud


Thankfully they provided this handy picture of what a bow and arrow might look like.


I'm not sure why they had to pick such an angry one. That is clearly a cross bow.
 
2013-10-07 11:52:20 AM

Englebert Slaptyback: Pud

Thankfully they provided this handy picture of what a bow and arrow might look like.


I'm not sure why they had to pick such an angry one. That is clearly a cross bow.


That's a little unfair. It had been quarreling recently and still looked a little upset.  I'm sure the bow looks much better now.
 
2013-10-07 11:53:17 AM
Drywall is no match for a modern bow and arrow.
 
2013-10-07 11:53:19 AM

fireclown: Englebert Slaptyback: Pud

Thankfully they provided this handy picture of what a bow and arrow might look like.


I'm not sure why they had to pick such an angry one. That is clearly a cross bow.

That's a little unfair. It had been quarreling recently and still looked a little upset.  I'm sure the bow looks much better now.


I don't know... he's still a bit long in the face and maybe a little drawn.
 
2013-10-07 11:54:03 AM
The law?  Where's the law?

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2013-10-07 11:58:19 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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Technically correct. Progression from near to more distant targets is a time-honored way to teach marksmanship.
/Fewer words.
//More pictures.
 
2013-10-07 12:00:47 PM
Depending on what floor he could get some killer distance out the window.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-10-07 12:01:35 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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I'd like to practice other things with that girl.
 
2013-10-07 12:04:23 PM

d23: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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I'd like to practice other things with that girl.


I'd empty my quiver in ten seconds.

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2013-10-07 12:07:31 PM

Pud: Thankfully they provided this handy picture of what a bow and arrow might look like.

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That's the automatic assault version.
 
2013-10-07 12:13:26 PM

Parthenogenetic: d23: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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I'd like to practice other things with that girl.

I'd empty my quiver in ten seconds.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9RGnujlkI


I like to see her quiver.
 
2013-10-07 12:15:20 PM

demaL-demaL-yeH: /Fewer words.
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Well, since you asked so nicely.

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2013-10-07 12:17:46 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: demaL-demaL-yeH: /Fewer words.
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Well, since you asked so nicely.

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Done in......however many that was.
Not really, send more.
 
2013-10-07 12:21:20 PM

Parthenogenetic: d23: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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I'd like to practice other things with that girl.

I'd empty my quiver in ten seconds.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9RGnujlkI


I really wonder that the draw on that bow is. It can't be too high she isn't very big and she isn't even using her back. It's need to watch and all but anything less than 35 pounds and someone could catch it.

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2013-10-07 12:24:54 PM
He was "suicidal". This is further proof that we need suicide booths. Quick and clean, no need for SWAT teams.
 
2013-10-07 12:26:34 PM
 
2013-10-07 12:55:38 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Parthenogenetic: d23: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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I'd like to practice other things with that girl.

I'd empty my quiver in ten seconds.

[img.fark.net image 480x360]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9RGnujlkI

I really wonder that the draw on that bow is. It can't be too high she isn't very big and she isn't even using her back. It's need to watch and all but anything less than 35 pounds and someone could catch it.

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I'd love to introduce my Parker Inferno to her Hoyt CRX. There'd be bunch of little Browning Micro's running around the house.
 
2013-10-07 01:02:22 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Real sexy archery


That was mesmerizing.
 
2013-10-07 01:07:12 PM
Archery threads rule!
 
2013-10-07 01:26:31 PM

Pud: Thankfully they provided this handy picture of what a bow and arrow might look like.

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The shooter had an assault bow!
 
2013-10-07 01:29:04 PM
At least they weren't using a pop tart that had been bitten into the shape of a deadly high capacity fully automatic assault bow thingy.  THAT would have been bad!
 
2013-10-07 01:32:07 PM
The man was arrested on suspicion of reckless endangerment, third-degree trespass, obstructing a police officer and prohibited use of a weapon

Did he not pay for the room first?  How did he get in the room?
 
2013-10-07 01:57:55 PM
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2013-10-07 03:12:14 PM

davidab: The man was arrested on suspicion of reckless endangerment, third-degree trespass, obstructing a police officer and prohibited use of a weapon

Did he not pay for the room first?  How did he get in the room?


He paid but the hotel kicked him out and he refused to leave; trespassing in the 3rd degree
 
2013-10-07 03:19:36 PM
Artemis had the right idea. The bow boobie should be bare.
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2013-10-07 05:37:39 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Parthenogenetic: d23: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well, to be fair the room is a better idea then the hallway...

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I'd like to practice other things with that girl.

I'd empty my quiver in ten seconds.

[img.fark.net image 480x360]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9RGnujlkI

I really wonder that the draw on that bow is. It can't be too high she isn't very big and she isn't even using her back. It's need to watch and all but anything less than 35 pounds and someone could catch it.

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So... you don't know anything about modern compound bows do you?  Like pull weight vs. resting weight?
 
2013-10-07 06:05:18 PM
uncleacid [TotalFark]

Drywall is no match for a modern bow and arrow.

Today's modern assault bows will fire arrows clean through walls.


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