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(Tempo (Philippines))   "One deer penis has the same potency as three bull penises." Sooo, Bambi over Ferdinand?   (tempo.com.ph) divider line 34
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2255 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2013 at 9:41 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-10-07 09:47:35 AM  
Dear penis,
 
2013-10-07 09:48:44 AM  
Knew it was going to be retarded Asian bullshiat before I even clicked.

That entire continent is a clusterfark of stupid when it comes to magic "remedies".
 
2013-10-07 09:48:48 AM  
"Chinese people believe we can replenish different parts of our bodies by using the same ingredients, which means whatever you eat is nutritious for that part of your body," said Li.


In other words, Chinese people are a bunch of idiots.
=Smidge=
 
2013-10-07 09:50:44 AM  
Balls.
 
2013-10-07 09:52:03 AM  
Bambi has a penis?

I don't get it.   Is this a magic show?
 
2013-10-07 09:55:00 AM  

skozlaw: Knew it was going to be retarded Asian bullshiat before I even clicked.

That entire continent is a clusterfark of stupid when it comes to magic "remedies".


WTF, you ignorant vodoo dinks?
 
2013-10-07 09:55:11 AM  
Bambi over Ferdinand? I think I've seen that movie!
 
2013-10-07 09:55:49 AM  

rnatalie: Bambi has a penis?

I don't get it.   Is this a magic show?


No but when she grows up a bit, she will have a place to put one, she just better stay out of West Virginia as it may not be a deer penis.
 
2013-10-07 09:57:01 AM  
I'll take "Successful Buck Pickup Lines" for $1000, Alex.

/a thousand bucks, that's like three thousand bulls.
 
2013-10-07 09:57:17 AM  

Smidge204: "Chinese people believe we can replenish different parts of our bodies by using the same ingredients, which means whatever you eat is nutritious for that part of your body," said Li.


In other words, Chinese people are a bunch of idiots.
=Smidge=


They should stick to more rational, scientific methods. Like homeopathy.
 
2013-10-07 10:05:11 AM  
Taco's Three Penis Wine?
 
2013-10-07 10:05:29 AM  

stevetherobot: Smidge204: "Chinese people believe we can replenish different parts of our bodies by using the same ingredients, which means whatever you eat is nutritious for that part of your body," said Li.


In other words, Chinese people are a bunch of idiots.
=Smidge=

They should stick to more rational, scientific methods. Like homeopathy.


and prayer.  Prayer is the least you can do.
 
2013-10-07 10:15:20 AM  

stevetherobot: They should stick to more rational, scientific methods. Like homeopathy.


While no smarter, homeopathy at least limits the vast majority of its damage to the people who are stupid enough to practice it.
 
2013-10-07 10:15:21 AM  
Bambi is a girl and Ferdinand is asexual.
 
2013-10-07 10:17:11 AM  

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2013-10-07 10:24:32 AM  

stevetherobot: They should stick to more rational, scientific methods. Like homeopathy.


Hey, if it does a number on the deer population near me it's not entirely irrational far as I'm concerned.
 
2013-10-07 10:27:09 AM  
Man, I hope this doesn't devolve into a twisted "Ginger or Mary Ann?" thread.
 
2013-10-07 10:28:49 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Taco's Three Penis Wine?


Came for this
Leaving satisfied
 
2013-10-07 10:33:58 AM  
No deer. Ass too high. Run too fast.
 
2013-10-07 10:34:33 AM  
EABOD, now with a Drive-Thru!
 
2013-10-07 10:41:28 AM  
Yep. Didnt even have to look at the article to know this was going to be about savage Chinese.
 
2013-10-07 10:41:33 AM  

JoeJitsu: Man, I hope this doesn't devolve into a twisted "Ginger or Mary Ann?" thread.


It depends, have Ginger and Mary Ann been turned into anthropomorphic deer?
 
2013-10-07 11:07:36 AM  
Yes, but what about Bambi vs. Godzilla?
 
2013-10-07 11:11:04 AM  

Soloco: Dear penis,


Deer Penthouse
 
2013-10-07 11:42:14 AM  
static.uglyhedgehog.com
 
2013-10-07 11:42:21 AM  
We used to sell a blue pill at the porno shop. Ingredients: Deer Penis, Sea Cow penis, Lamb Penis, Wolf Penis, Wolfberry, Ginseng.

We eventually had to hide the English cards (the boxes were all in Chinese) to even begin selling the stuff.
 
2013-10-07 11:53:14 AM  
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2013-10-07 12:02:34 PM  
This sounds like propaganda put out by the Cow lobby to mislead consumers.
 
2013-10-07 12:21:37 PM  
The capacity of humans involving stupid can be amazingly immense.

I can see where an animal penis can be considered a sexual remedy for the obvious reasons, but it never seems to dawn on anyone that it's just the delivery system. The actual reproductive ability lies in the balls -- which most people nip off animals and have as a snack or just leave them behind when slaughtering endangered animals.

You actually can get some testosterone through the consumption of things like bulls balls, but not in amounts great enough to make much, if any, difference.

Symbolism in especially Asian nations tends to run high in 'herbal' or Folk medicines.

The Chinese only did one thing right in the sexual assistance area over the centuries -- and that was kinda rank. They took the urine of hundreds of men and boiled it down in huge pots out in the forests (away from the cities to avoid the inevitable stink). After several hundred gallons, they were left with a few ounces of ureic acid crystals, within which would be a small amount of testosterone. This was scraped off, packaged and sold kind of like Viagra.

Luckily, for them, the lengthy boiling process sterilized the stuff.

Though, by the time anyone manages to get convinced that things like Rhino horn does absolutely nothing, Rhino's will be extinct.

I'm still trying to figure out who, centuries ago, decided that a mix of camel dung and a few herbs, crammed up the vagina, was a good birth control method. I suspect guys didn't do much oral sex back then, after the object of their desire packed a fresh load up there. The aroma must have been eye watering.
 
2013-10-07 12:32:19 PM  
A deer is quick. A bull on the other hand ..

www.vivo.colostate.edu

Trust me, it's not as fun as it looks. And it doesn't always end well.
 
2013-10-07 12:32:36 PM  
Walk down the hill and fark them all?
 
2013-10-07 01:14:29 PM  
How much do the Chinese pay for deer schlong? I throw several of them away each year. I know bear galbladder is worth a fark ton if you have a Asian connection, but its illegal as fark to sell and I'm sure every Asian that will buy bear galbladder from a roundeye is just like every 14 year old that wants to fark 40 year old fat men on chatrooms.... A cop.
 
2013-10-07 05:30:08 PM  
There is no such thing as an aphrodisiac. It's a hold-over from sympathetic magic and medieval theories of medicine. So if you charge enough for them, Slim JIms(TM) are even more powerful than deer penises. Placebo effect wins again!

The Chinese have some useful herbs, but the trouble with herbs is that they are not standardized doses of the active ingredients. You have to actually know which herb you are getting, and what part of it, and how much, and what the dose in it is, and how to use it, and so forth even if it works. There are dozens of plants that go by the name of mint (some, like Penny Royal, can be toxic to your liver), but the medicinal effect might be peculiar to one part of one plant at one time of the year. Placebo effect takes over even when natural medicine "works".

I am deeply skeptical of any medicine made of exotic animal parts. Most of them are supposedly aphrodisiacs, it seems, but even the use of an animal part for a genuine malady (such as vitamin D deficiency, let's say), can be dangerous and unreliable.

Sure, eat cow or pork liver once in a while and you won't suffer from Vitamin A or D deficiency, probably. But many Arctic explorers died from eating dogs or polar bear liver. There's WAY TOO MUCH Vitamin D in polar bears liver. It will kill you..
 
2013-10-07 06:14:28 PM  
EAT MORE CHIKIN.
 
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