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(Patch)   Today's Fark-ready headline: "SWAT team called to bizarre paintball incident between cousins"   (rohnertpark-cotati.patch.com) divider line 17
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2013-10-07 01:26:40 PM
I got nothin'.
 
2013-10-07 01:29:36 PM
That was much less bizarre than I was expecting. In fact, I'm pretty sure this kind of thing happens a lot
 
2013-10-07 01:31:58 PM
The use of unnecessary force has been approved.
 
2013-10-07 01:35:57 PM
It's kind of sad that this headline is considered fark-ready.
 
2013-10-07 01:36:29 PM
I've had SWAT roll up during paintball games in the past.  It's kind of what happens when you get a bunch of people shooting at each other in the woods without telling the neighbors first.
 
2013-10-07 01:36:30 PM
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GATTACA! GATTACA! GATTACA!
 
2013-10-07 01:42:24 PM
Now everyone will want a mobile home with paint spots.
 
2013-10-07 01:46:23 PM

uncleacid: Now everyone will want a mobile home with paint spots.


I had my trailer covered in random paint splatters long before it was popular

/Also doesn't own a TV
 
2013-10-07 01:51:03 PM

HighZoolander: It's kind of sad that this headline is considered fark-ready.

 
2013-10-07 01:52:49 PM

uncleacid: Now everyone will want a mobile home with paint spots.


You could always do this also:

www.geekalerts.com
 
2013-10-07 02:02:28 PM

Oldiron_79: The use of unnecessary force has been approved.


Yeah, because "My cousin is all drugged up, said he will kill me, and is now shooting some kind of gun at my home" doesn't necessitate a police response that prepares for a drugged up guy with a gun. Those pigs should have known all along it was just a paintball gun.
 
2013-10-07 02:13:26 PM
At least they finally painted the trailer.
 
2013-10-07 03:02:58 PM
... leading to the eventual arrest of a Santa Rosa man on suspicion of making terrorist threats....

The fact that he was arrested because of "suspicion of making terroristic threats" really bothers me. Much too semantically vague.
 
2013-10-07 04:23:10 PM
You can't dust for paintballs.
 
2013-10-07 04:37:10 PM

dabbletech: I got nothin'.


That wasn't paint in them balls?

/ I got nothin' either...
 
2013-10-07 07:14:59 PM
SANTA ROSA represent!

My area made it to Fark, LOL! Well, not actually my area, but NEAR my area (Sonoma), but close enough.

/not a damn thing happens around here
 
2013-10-07 08:17:10 PM
www.tippmann.com
 
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