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(Murfreesboro Post)   God takes drugs, demands rocket, jumps from balcony to prove his divinity. Actually did manage to fly for a few seconds   ( ) divider line
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3711 clicks; posted to Main » on 07 Oct 2013 at 9:24 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-10-07 08:51:22 AM  
4 votes:
"What does God need with bath salts?"
2013-10-07 09:22:55 AM  
3 votes:
Secondary factor for all weird behavior: (Georgia native).

I mean when I take synthetic drugs -I may think I'm a god but I certainly don't tell anyone and most certainly don't try to fly.

In the words of Bill HIcks (also a Georgia native):

"Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! fark him, he's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south-they fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. He's a moron, he's dead-good, we lost a moron, farkin' celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I don't mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so that's the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather."
2013-10-07 09:08:46 AM  
3 votes:
That wasn't flying, that was falling with style.
2013-10-07 09:59:29 AM  
2 votes:

"I'm A god, I'm not THE God... I don't think."
2013-10-07 09:30:46 AM  
2 votes:

dittybopper: That wasn't flying, that was falling with style.

He forgot the "missing the earth" part.
2013-10-07 09:43:49 AM  
1 vote:
This is why you only take good old fashioned organic drugs.  The synthetic work around crap is always worse then the real thing.
2013-10-07 09:38:25 AM  
1 vote:

The Irresponsible Captain: "Bath Salts" will mess you up. Dopamine blockers and enhancers. Uppers and downers. All together in one package with different strengths, perhaps by batch, inconsistently cut.

I'm sticking to beer and pot.

/Well, and have someone you don't like try the acid first.

I snorted coke off a stripper once and the body glitter really farked me up.
2013-10-07 09:31:50 AM  
1 vote:
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